some words of appreciation for bachha

Ye tha
Bachha special kasam se ye padh ke Ghajini ka Aamir yaad aa gaya
Vahi puraane tever
Vahi rang .
kya baat hai bachha…
Derr se aaye per aandhi toofan kii tarah hila diya..
Jiyo…..
Naam hai…
Vishal noida Ranjan….
Karta nahi kabhi manjan……
Lagata hai baal me anjannnn…
Popular hai vidayapeeth me jan jan…
mamba
Trahi Trahi Trahi......................Koi itna bhi khali kaise ho sakta hai???? Mai to is Muzaire ko print mar ke ghar pe hi padhunga......warna padhte padhte ghar jane ka time ho jayega.
E sala (Sumitwa) doosra khali ..............sab padh lis be.
paltu
mamba ka jawaab paltu ko..
Kaa be thakele..

Itna kaaam na kar…

Kuch apne swasthya kaa bhi khayal rakh pagle..

Are Bhole ye to comedy hai..

Dukh door karne kee remedy hai…

Aab to jha je bhi shaadi ke liye ready hai…

Per paas nahi unke lady hai…

Bachha ka favrit slim shady hai…

Bajpai ko aab pasand taddy hai…

Abe car kii chabhi kise dedi hai…

Mitya aab chadne vala bali ki bedi hai..

Bas aur kuch isme jodo dosto…

mamba

Waah Noida Waah....Kya Jhakas likhi hai.Saala raat ko 4AM pe Pad Raha hoon
..Majaa Aa gaya..
.Musibat mein sharifon ki, Sharafat kam nahi hoti !
Sona tukde kyon na ho jaye, Kimat kam nahi hoti

goda

bachha ka hilarious style again

Bhaiyon! Bahut dinon ke baad likh rahe hain isliye maaf kijiyega gustaakhi ke liye.
Yeh jo paigaam hai...woh gaanon mein banyaan (not baniyaan) hai.
Gaate gaate padhiyega..


(Sunsaan raat thhi par iBar mein chehel-pehel thhi. JayZ ne entry mara. Woh baarish mein thode geele ho chuke thhe)

JayZ: Aye bachcha chal daru la, aye bachcha chal daru la. Bhai pepsi soda kam thoda pani bhi la.
Noida: Sutta jalaile jaldi se piya, maachiswa kiske paas hai?
Sumitwa: Paisa jab haath aayega, sutta bhi aa jayega, daru bhi aa jayega, pehle paisa.
JayZ: Cash mere purse mein hai, jacket ki jeb mein.

(Paul, feeling guilty)
Paul: Bill bada, mera bill bada. Main road pe hun, tu hi pila.
Noida: Raat thakeli hai. Hogi jeb dheeli.

(Then gowda comes with a 3.5 Rs full-cream milk packet)
Gowda: Ek garam chai ki pyali ho. Bajpai pilane wali ho.

(Then DJ comes)
DJ: O main nikla, CBZ le ke. O raste pe, Hoysala bar aaya, main 2 beer le aaya.
Noida: Chalo dildar chalo, Hoysala bar chalo...
Bajpai: Hum bhi taiyaar chalo...

(Noida ko dekh ke Hoysala bar wala)
Bar Dude: Salaam seth, salaam seth. Is baar kaun si bottle seth?
Noida: Jo tumko ho pasand wahi is baar piyenge. Tum Fosters do to fosters mein hi raat kaatenge.
Bajpai: Maine dekhe hain kayi dude duniya mein. Arre O bachcha tu badi katili.
Bar Dude: Sama hai suhana suhana, ek doosre ko hai pilana. Beer se nahin chalega, ye lo Royal Stag 2 saal purana.

(Then we come to the mixture shaap)
Bajpai: Aajkal kaun sa sutta chal raha hai....
Shaap dude: Humko hai malum tum milds wala hai

(Bajpai sutta jalate hue)
Bajpai: Jiya jale, phephda jale, nainon tale, sina kaundhe. Bachcha sala seena kaundhe.
Noida: Jab bhi sutta jalta hai, main jalta hun.

(iBar mein when everything is set)
Gowda: iBar mein jab bhi daru ka table, sajta hai.... Aadhi raat ke baad...
Do chor nikalte hain... Sutta ko churane ko..
Ek Noida ek JayZ, ek Noida ek JayZ....
DJ: Zamaane ke dekhe hain chor hazaar, nahin koi baraabar Noida ke...

(Koi ni. Sab baith gaye peene ke liye)
DJ: Do ghoont mujhe bhi pila de haraami, dekh phir hota hai kya.
Gowda: Yeh jawaani hai deewani, Bajpai meri rani chai bana de rani
Sumitwa: Ya DJ ki suno iBar waalon, ya mujhko ek peg bana ke de do.
Main hun bahaut hi thhak chuka, mujhe neend aayegi mujhe sone do.
Bajpai: Kya karein kya na karein yeh kaisi mushkil haaye
Peg banayein ya chai banayein, koi to bataye

(Koi ni. Daaru bani chai ke baad aur sab ne peena shuru kar diya)
Sumitwa: Purani jeans aur sitar. Muhalle ki woh maal aur uska yaar.
Woh raaton ko jaagna, IIT phodne ka thha bukhaar
Woh sutta peena gali mein ja ke, maar khana papa se har baar
Woh J.K. Temple pe jana, mangna bhagwaan se good luck ek baar
Bajpai: Aaj purani yaadon se, koi mujhe sharamsaar na kare
IIT ke sisakte geet na de, Gullo ki koi yaad na de
Gaddi chalana nahin aata, koi bhi humko car na de

(Then JayZ stands up and shouts)
Jayz: Kya tumne kabhi kisi se pyaar kiya?
(Chorus): Illa...
JayZ: Kabhi kisi ko dil diya?
(Chorus): Beda...
JayZ: Maine hai diya...la la la la...la la la la
Dhalti umar ke naujawaanon... bill chukana o deewano
Maine pyaar karke mobile bill paya, balance ganwaya
Bajpai: O jhaji jhaji re, jhaji jhaji
Aa daru pee, reh na jayegi koi bhi peg yahan baaki
Noida: Haye yeh jo mohabbat hai... yeh unka hai kaam
Salary jisko dhaanshu, mile har quarter inaam

(DJ sabka next peg banate hue)
JayZ: Thanda thanda paani
Noida: Ek uncha lamba kad, dooja chauda bhi tu had, teeza daru ke saath leta paani
Sumitwa: Hey Mr DJ, jaldi bana de next peg, else I will start with some PJ

(Peene ke baad sab gaate hue, verandah mein)

Bar hamein kis mod pe mil gaya,
Ki jee kare hai...koi to pilaye ek pauaa...
Raat mein jab bhi daaru kam pad jaaye,
Bike nikle aur brigade ka round mara jaye,
Nashe mien sab road race lagaate hain,
Ghar aa kar sutta mar ke so jaate hain...



Bhai ab dimaag kaam karna band kar dis. Isko continue kar ke likhenge ab agle saal

mamba ka jawab

Aab koi bhari samman uthane kii jaroorat humko nahi hai..

Kahi bhi ghar shift karna ho Bangalore me to..

Ekdum nai accent hai aapke paas humesha…Bajpai movers and packers…..contact for any logistic problems….kaafi kifayti daamo me….sirf ek sutta aur chai….

Jagah kii koi problem nahi hai….sune hai usme wardrobe tak ja sakti hai..itno badi dikki hai ..sahi hai..

Dhanya vaad….aur congratulations…..

See you gays in the evening…

So whats program…..

sannte ko cheerne kii chunouti

Kya bhai log…
..is festival time me bhi itna busy…
. Kya baat hai lagta hai recession ka asar apne members me jyada tez laga hai…
Sab apni company ko impress karne me lagey hai….
Khair
…ye sab to chalta rahta hai….
Per aaj bhi kuch log hai jinko recession chu bhi nahi paya hai….
Jaise kee BACHHA…..
Chahe pahle ya baad me …
chahe Bangalore me ya noida me..
koi farak nahi
….vahi daru vahi sutta….
Suna hai DJ bhai aaj kal India me hai…
. Sahi hai bhai
..kahi na kahi to hona padega….
Chalo bhai is se jayda tum logo ko chatne ka mood nahi hai..
Thak gaye hai koi kaam nahi hai office me…
Apna apna haal likhte raho…
Aur aish karo..
tata

bajpai is really happy

Sabse Pehle
Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh Hamar unko jo bides ja ke baithe hain....(gowda). Iske baad.......PuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuCCCCCCChhhhhhhhhhhii Hamar bigde londe ko jo chah ke bhi apni zindgi screw nahi kar pa raha...(Mr, Ball)
Baccha...........Bhai tera level shayari me thoda gir gaya hai......agli mail me acchi tadakti n bhadaki ka ummid rakhte hai......n Jan me 100K INR ki.
Sumitwa..........Iska panw bhari hai kal gaye to ulti kar raha tha.....Take Care dude Aise dino me Bhari saman nai uthana............Ne way pucchi to u.
Teswa........"manwa me hamra panauti kare.......bijhness me hammka chunauti kare"..............nass ho gaya hai roz sala hagge me baith ke yahi gata rehta hai.
Ball..............He got a call........
...bolta hai don buy car small............
...Accent kharidwane me isi hi ka hath hai........
....Jebwa khali karwane me ladka McGrath hai......All the best for new job.
Jz.................Hez CraZZy............Ye ek pariwarik insan hai.....
.....ANZ ko manta aish ke mamle me bhagwan hai....
...Dil se aaj bhi jawan hai...
.Daru pine ke mamle me thora baiman hai.
Btw....Thanks to all of you jinke protsahan ke baad hum barki CAR lene ki zurrat kar gaye..............
..(Feb me khane ka paisa bhi nahi bachega....Sambhal lena bhai log) Kuch to likha hai.....
.Mann kar raha tha jo dimag me aata jaye bus chapte jae..
....Office walon ko lag raha hai mai bahut mann laga ke koi bada business mail likh raha hun.

bachha s angry

Abe Sumitwa, tabhi to hum doosra mail bheje rahe Lalhaun ke official id se. ee hai uska id: - Arvind.Srivastava@qwest.com
Hum already isko add karke SECOND mail mare rahe par tum apna tej buddhi laga ke waapas uska personal mail dal diye.

Aayein. Kaahe la.

laalu pe vaarr

Laalau aapna official ID add kar…….

Bacchhhaaa….is back again with his third class attitude and C grade shayri….
Abe jab shayar nahi ho to kosis ku karte ho be….
Abe ye to gowda hai….jo white collar way me paul ko wish kar raha hai….vaise paul ko bhi pata hai…in sab se uska all the best nahi hoga…
Khair aab vo samay aa gaya hai jab casual way go give up karke formal way me samavesh karna chahiye..
VAISE JAROORI NAHI HAI…..(chek de India)
Btw abhi tak bajpai ko car ke liye badhaiiyya nahi mili hai…
Log pata nahi ku bajpai ke mamle me kanjoos ho jjaate hai…
Aab bajpai badal gaya hai…..aab vo palat ta nahi hai….
Aur ACCENT ka DP bhi maar diya hai…
Bhaiyo aab to maaan jao bajpai vaakai ACCENT khareed raha hai..…

Aur kuch shikayat aur bhi hai…vo aab agle mail me…

Till then have fun…wherever you are….

tata

goda & bachha conversation on boll

Hi Paul,
Congrats Buddy.
Wish you all the best.
Abhi

Corrected Lalhaun’s email id and included Tesji/Seth also. In future, reply to this mail.]

Hey Gowda,
make sure from next time you don’t send such mails.
We do not wish people.
We just suck them.
Where’s the party tonight?
Anyway Paul “All the Best”.
Have a Chicken Shwarma Roll from my side today.
I must say that Paul is really lucky.
He has tried real hard to screw up his life but his luck has saved him till now.

Isi baat pe ek shayari ho jaye. As follows (for Paul),

Zindagi ka jua hum khela nahin karte
Maut ke kuen mein jhaka nahin karte
Maarte hain apni khud se hi
HIV ka khatra mol liya nahin karte

boll replied

Finally, even I would be having my official id back again in the list of Vovinhood.
"Brothers in arms" -
I have finally accepted ( or rather they accepted me ) the position of Senior Engg with Quest, Bangalore.
And I would be travelling to Japan next month for a period of 1 year.
So baccha, I want you in bangalore before that and
Ashu, Hyundai accent should be parked in front of the Vidyapeetha circle house by 4th Jan.
Thanks a lot to all of you for all kind of help during troubled times.
Muaaaaaaaah!
Rajdwip

boll got the job after his proffessional hibernation 4 months

Hey Fellas..
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> Thanks.and keep updating.

bachha ka bday gift from DJ

Nodia ke birthday ki kushi me maine kiya COPY-PASTE !!
-DJ

COMPUTER PROGRAMMING SONG
# Local variable
Mein pal do pal ka shayar hoon,pal do pal meri kahani haipal do pal meri hasti hai..
# Null pointers
Mera jeevan kora kagazkora hi reh gaya.
# Dangling pointers
Maut bhi aati nahijaan bhi jati nahin.
# Goto
Ajeeb dastan hai yehKahan shuru kahan khatamYe manzilen hain kaun siNa woh samajh sake na hum
# Two Recursive functions calling each other
Mujhe kuchh kehna heinmujhe bhi kuchh kehna heinPehle tum, pehle tum.
# The debugger
Jab koi baat bigad jayeJab koi mushkil pad jayeTum dena saath mera hamnawaz.
# From VC++ to VB
Yeh haseen vaadiyanYeh khula asmaanAa gaye hum kahan.
# Untrackable bug
Aye ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi, awaaz de kahin se.

bachha bday

FROM ALL THE MEMBERS OF VOVINHOOD…
WE WISH MANY MANY HAPPY RETURNS OF THE DAY …TO OUR ESTEEMED VOVINHOOD…
the bachha, THE CRAP, the tuiyaaaa, THE NOIDA…..
HAVE FUN…
…SO TODAY IN VOVINHOOD BANGALORE CHAPTER WILL HAVE A PARTY AND ALL ARE INVITED……HAPPY BIRTH DAY BACHHHAAAAA JO AAB BHI BADA HONE KE LIYE STUGGLE KAR RAHA HAI……
…..
CHEERS……
FROM….
PALTU
DJ
MAMU
MANNU
JAZ
BOLL
LALLAAUUUUU

some words from goda

ROTFL

Bahut Sahi Hai...This is too hilarious. Ultimate dialogues

"Bajpai: Bachcha main aaj bhi pheke hue paise nahin uthhata.
Noida: Par yeh to udhaari hai. Utha le."

"Shukla: Mujhe reval mein dena hai."

"Bajpai: Nahin. Mere liye 3.5 Rs ka milk ka packet le aa."

Bachha fir apne rang me is baar college canteen

Yeh JUST ANOTHER mail hai par isme Amitabh Bachchan ke dialogues use hue hain. Isliye ho sake to padh lo. The dialogues are from Deewar, Shakti, Agneepath and Kaante.


{Hostel mein subeh uth-te hi}

Bajpai: Bachcha tujhse ek baat karni hai. Par pehle yeh sutta pee le.
Noida: Pehle yeh batao baat karne ek dost aaya hai ya ek zaroorat-mand room-mate. Kyunki jab tak ek dost baat karega ek dost sunega. Jab ek zaroorat-mand insaan baat karega to udhaar niklega
Bajpai: Bachcha, tere is Rs 20/- ke cheque pe sign kar de. Udhaar chahiye.
Noida: Jao pehle Richa ka sign le ke aao jiske saath tujhe lunch pe jana hai
Jao pehle us auto-wale ka sign le ke aao jisko tujhe Rs 20/- ka auto bhada dena hai, kyunki baaki paise to Richa kharch karegi
Jao pehle un parents ka sign le ke aao jo hamare lavish lifestyle ko nahin samajhte
Phir mere dost, phir main kahin bhi sign karunga par is cheque par phir bhi nahin karunga
Bajpai: Uf tumhare usool, tumhare aadarsh. Kis kaam ke yeh sab agar ek zaroorat-mand dost ki madad nahin kar sakte
Noida: Aaj mere paas pink shirt hai, green jeans hai, 30 saal purane action ke shoes hain, gande baal hain, round spectacles hain. Tumhare paas kya hai
Bajpai: Bachcha. Mana mere paas kuch bhi 'Out-of-Fashion' nahin hai jaise tere paas hain. Par mere paas Mitesh hai.
Noida: Bajpai, maine bachpan mein ek kahaani suni thhi. Ek baar ek zaroorat-mand insaan ne 20 Rs bachaane ke liye hazaaron rupaiye wale dost ko dhokha de diya. Hua yeh ki usne 20 Rs to bachaa liye par hazaaron ganwaa baitha
Bajpai: Arre bachcha, main to mazaak kar raha thha
Noida: Main janta thha ti tum mazaak kar rahe thhe. Yeh le Rs 20/- hard chash.
Bajpai: Bachcha main aaj bhi pheke hue paise nahin uthhata.
Noida: Par yeh to udhaari hai. Utha le.
Bajpai: Theek hai lekin Bachcha tujhe udhaar dena nahin aata. Agar tu mujhe 10 Rs/- bhi deta to bhi mera kaam ho jata, kyunki auto ka min bhada to 10 Rs hai.
Noida: Udhaar lena to tujhe nahin aata Bajpai. Agar tu 20 ki jagah 30 Rs mangta to bhi main tujhe de deta. Sutta to mujhe tune hi pilana hai.
Bajpai: Bachcha, amount badhao. 20 Rs mein sala dil nahin jalta sutta kya jalega.


{Mobile Canteen mein}

Bajpai: Mobile canteen mein zara ek chai ho jaye.

{Shukla comes}
Shukla: Arre tum yahan ho.
Bajpai: Lee tum mujhe wahan dhoond rahe ho aur main tumhara yahan intezaar kar raha hun.
Shukla: Abe itna sutta mat piyo. Mar jaoge.
Bajpai: Jisne roz apne room-mate ko marte hue dekha ho use maut se kya dar lagega

{Shukla gets a call of (now) Mrs Shukla and says he is on his way to the college}
Shukla: Abe main jata hun. Zaroori kaam hai thoda.
Bajpai: Sala nautanki. Ghadi ghadi drama karta hai.
Noida: Sala yeh phone bhi kya cheez hai. Aadmi sochta kuch hai, bolta kuch hai, karta kuch hai. Jaise ki Lee.

{Then hagga Seth gets down from the auto and comes}
Hagga: Sala bachcha, tumka maar maar ke muh laal kar dem
Noida: Tes-ji, is umar mein haddiyan tut-ti hain to phir jud-ti badi mushkil se hain
Bajpai: Main kya bola thha. Yeh bachcha. Ek chingari. Kal ko aag ban gaya to sabki sulga dega. Tab hum kya karenge. Par tum log bole ki nahin. Hamara ehsaan mangea. Aaj ghus gaya na tumhare andar.

{Then our professor Nagesh comes}
Nagesh: Hey man. What is this. You are having Milds. Have Kings man. What you people....Thhuuu.
{By this time Shukla is back}
Noida: Kabhi yeh socha hai ki Nagesh hamaari hi izzat kyun utarta hai.
Hagga: Kyunki hamaare paas power nahin hai. Aaj yeh Machas and Sisyas itne organized hain ki inhe koi kuch bol nahin sakta. Sala jab bhi koi mass-bunk ya cheating during exams ka case aata hai to sabse pehle ungli hamaare upar hi uth-ti hai.
Noida: Iska ilaaj hai. Ab tak yeh cheaters ko pakadte thhe. Ab yeh khud cheat karwayenge.
Shukla: Tujhe kya lagta hai. Tu Nagesh ko bolega ki hamein cheat karne do aur woh tujhe karne dega.
Bajpai: Nagesh nahin to Pawan karayega cheating.
Hagga: Bole to
Bajpai: ACS subject hai. Class mein kisi ko kuch nahin aata hai. Second internal tak Pawan ko samajh mein aa jayega ki kisi ko kuch nahin aata hai aur cheating karwane ke alawa koi rasta nahin bachega. Hamein bas pehle internal mein 2 se jyada number nahin aane chahiye.
Shukla: Saale fail kar dega woh tere ko.
Bajpai: To abhi kaun sa paas hain hum. Waise hi thhuki hui kismat hai.
Hagga: Main isme Bajpai ke saath hun.
Noida: Aur Pramila. Tumhe aisa kyun lagta hai ki ACS mein Pramila invigilator banke nahin aa sakti.

{After hearing Pramila's name, Mitesh's eyes red with lust}
Hagga: Agar Pramila aayi phir to dekh lenge
Shukla: Yeh Pramila kaafi famous lagti hai. Kis kis ka chakkar hai uske saath. Bajpai?
Bajpai: Nahin mera nahin. Main to seedha saadha ladka hun.
Shukla: Noida tera?
Noida: Nahin. Mere taste ka level thoda oopar hai.
Hagga: OK. Then lets get back to the topic. Hum ACS ki padhai nahin karenge. Fail honge, cheat karenge Pawan ke consent se aur tabhi paas honge. Done.


{Kisi ne padhai nahin ki siwai Shukla ke. Sabki watt lag gayi external mein. Pramila ke saamne Tes-ji ke seductive tactics bhi kaam nahin aayi. After the exams,}

Shukla: Sabka kaisa gaya
{Noida disappears}
Bajpai: Meri to watt lag gayi. Lagta hai ab ghar mein chappal padegi.



{In hostel}

Bajpai: Bachcha I am in tension. Pata nahin kya hoga.
Noida: College ka usool hai. Exams ke baad aur result se pehle tension nahin lena ka. Sirf enjoy karna ka. Kuch khayega? Main ja raha hun Kabab Magic.
Bajpai: Nahin. Mere liye 3.5 Rs ka milk ka packet le aa.

{In the night, Noida is having chicken and Bajpai is having chai and sutta.}
{Then Noida goes to sleep and Bajpai still has tension along with chai and sutta}
{At around 3 am, Noida wakes up. bajpai is still having tension, chai and sutta. Noida eats the rest of the grilled chicken and sleeps again}


{On the day when results got out}
Bajpai: Main paas ho gaya. Main paas ho gaya.
Hagga: Main paas ho gaya. Main paas ho gaya.
Noida: Main paas ho gaya. Main paas ho gaya.
Shukla: Mujhe reval mein dena hai.




{To be conti-nude}
{The rest of the characters of Vovinhood will be coming to the limelight soon}

Goda ka dil ro pada....

Masahallah Maan Gaye Guru...
.Maan Gaye.Kum se kum tumne reply to kiya..
.Tera is mail ke liye bahut dino se mann taras raha tha.Main abhi bolta hoon.
..Likh lo aur maan lo..
.Bajpai Zindagi Mai Bahut Taraki karega..
..Humara Dheeru Bhai Ambani bhi Aise hi Jawani mai Tel aur Saboon bejte the.
Maine Dekha Hai movie Guru mai. Bahut sahi tareeke se bejte the tel, aur Saboon.Furture Dheeru Bhai Ambani ke liye Zindabaad,Bada Manager jiske paas waqt nahi hai mail likh ne ka Hai Hai.
G for Gowda
PS-Bajpai, Abe Bosud Agar tera Mard Phone karta hai Utalena Saale, Kahan Ghoom rahatha tuesday morning IST ko?

Bajpai ne dil cheer ke dikhaya

Han han mai hun sales man........
............ Kya hua ki agar maine jake sabun tel kangi bechi..
. Kya hua ki mai darr darr jake darvaze khatkhatata hun....
. kya hua ki bechara baccha bina nayi cmpny join kiye manager bann gaya..........
.. ..........Are ye sab maine kiya hai to sirf Vovinhood ke liye....
Ibar ke liye.
Thak gayi hai ye budhi haddiyan akele vovinhood ko khichte khichte.....
......par aaj bhi har friday, saturday & sunday ko Ibar ki shama jalti hai.
Nahi bada vilayti daru ka khamba sahi but kam se kam OLD MONK(Addha:68 Rs) ki nadiya behti hai.
Bhag gaye sab dost yar.......
. koi US koi NOIDA aur koi bahar.....
.....but aaj bhi daru ki har ghoont pe unki baat nikalti hai.
Na zaroorat thi manager banne ki baccha ko......
.But vovinhood ki har badi tamanna aaj bhi uski hi bank balance poora karti hai.
Khatam ho gaye woh ballebaj woh gendbaj jo over the chest khela karte the..
.....but unki baayi stumps aaj bhi wall par dikhti hai.
Chalegaye woh dost yaar jo botal bechke chai sutta late the......
.uskami ko poora karne ke liye vovinhood me aaj bhi lagatar bidi jalti hai(Classic Milds: 4.50Rs) Nahi bakra musg musallam..
...but kam se kam aaj bhi hemant(Ramakant ka dost) ke haath se hi roti banti hai(The same oriya cook) Nahi washing m/c and dish washer.......
.......but aaj bhi wohi amma kam karti hai(Subeh 5:30 am Ko nas karti hai)
Nahi makhmali rajai and malmal ka gadda..........
.....but doto ke pasine se nahaye hue fate 7 saal purane gaddo pehi patto ki bazi lagti hai.
Kehne ko hai bahut kuch..
.....Parr keh nahi pate..
...Kash woh purane din laut ke aate. Are sala ye jitna bhi uper likha dekh rahe ho na.............
.....Sab bahut hi bada toyin hai.
Oye Kook Kook Kooki....
.....Chad Gayi Kook Kook Kooki.

niddle turns towards PALTU

Saale tum Manager ban gaya isiliye aaj kal mail ka reply nahi karta hai. Dekh, Agar tu Salesman hai (humara Bajpai jaise) to phir hum samajte hai ki tu busy hai. Har Galli mai har Ghar jaana padega tumhe products bej ne keliye...Magar tu Yaar Manager hai, Junior logon ko kaam dedo aur masti karo, mail likho Vovinhood pe.

Dear Bajpai,

Suna hai tum Solar Water heater ka discount de-raha hai? & Congrats I heard that you have convinced entire Gujju community of Gandhinagar to buy Solar Water heaters from ABB & for that you got handsome commission as well. So what is the discount you are offering? Does your company ship products to US? Do you sell Soap & washing powder as well?
Inshallah,
G for Gowda

Bajpai saheb,
Aaj kal dal chaval ka kya rate chal raha hai? kya aap home delivery karte hain? accha koi friend discount rakha hai ki nahin?
Agar aap chahe to hamra yeh gowda (jiska kaam hai website banana .... bas ek java coder hai jo) woh aap ke products ko online bechne me madat karega.
Jai UP,
DJ

a lots of encouraging words from vovinhoods

Kya baat hai party!!!
Noida Project Manager, sahi hai !! Congratulations.
Ab shaadi kar le :D
Jai Bihar,
DJ
Jiyo Noida Jiyo.
Finally all your hardwork has been recognised.
All the long days, irregular working hours & hectic
weekends for the last 4 years has finally paid off.


goda

boll replies with modesty

Effect : Appreciation
Cause : Rs 60,000 Loan for couple of weeks from Noida and Bajpai
Future Effect : Complete Loan Waiver on account of bankruptcy and further Reinvestment by Noida and Bajpai as the project might .......might earn a lot of profits some time in future.
Rajdwip Paul

reason for appreciation..

Mr. Rajdwip ,s so much appreciation for Mr. Ranjan is the EFFECT of some other CAUSE, Because there in no EFFECT with out CAUSE, the Second LAW of NEWTON.
We would as a member of this esteemed muzaira love to know that cause.
We expect Mr. Paul ‘s reply .
But apart from that All the vovinhoods wish all the best and congratulations to Mr Ranjan for his heroic deeds in Keane.
BAchha keep it up this good work and earn more MONEY ……
..U R my best friend…….this is effect I am showing to bachha hope every one would get what cause is behind that.
Hahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa bachaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Oye boll aukaat m eaaja aur new vovinhoods pics ko frwrd kat jaldi..
Tata Aapka hi…
..mamba….vishaila praani..

Finalyy Boll comes as saviour to bachha

Vovinhood Wale,
Tum sab anjaan ho Bacche ke karnamo se.
Woh sirf karke dikhata hain.
Kitni apman ( insult ) sahena padh rahan hain usko ek copy paste ke liye.
8000 miles se log gaali de rahan.
Mujhe hi kharab lag rahan hain.
Usko apman ( again insult ) karne se pehle sab apna apna zameen doondh lo.
Kyon Ki !! ( movie casting Kareena ) Bachha is now the honorable Project Manager of Keane India Pvt Ltd.
He recently got the much needed promotion to boost his image among the respected members of Vovinhood community.
Three Cheers baby boi !!
We are all so proud of you cause you are undoubtedly the youngest PM of Keane
i guess and surely the first and last one from Vovinhood !!
Status Update : The last Vovinhood muzaihra was held last Saturday with Old Monk n Smirnoff ( with Litchi Swirl ) and the matters discussed were on Love, Shaadi, Me and Money and so on....

goda adding more fire....

Baap re Baap...Can anybody be humiliated further more?

Hamara Bhai DJ, Jo abhi tak kisi ke baare me kuch boora nahi kahan hai, kisiko cheda nahi aur jinke kandon pe aaj zindagi ka maximum responsibility hai...Woh Bhai Aaj Noida pe hamla kiya hai.

Ise Aur Bura Kya ho saktha hai? Agar Agar yehi accusation kisi ne mere pe kiya hotha, main turanth Nodia chod ke wapas Bangalore Vidyapeeta aajtha aur Bangalore Keane pe Coding karna chalo kardetha.

DJ replied

Arre Copy pasted hai to kya hua .... copy kar ke paste to tumhi ne kiya na ..... chi chi chi Noida ... itne dinno ke baad sabki bato ka yeh jawab...
Mujhe laga tum tufan ki tarah hila doge sab ko... par tumne kya kiya .... COPY-PASTE .... doob maro chullu bhar pani me ...

Bhaiyo ..... Noida ..... HAR gay hai .... haaan Noida HAR gaya.

* Chhoote Raho :D
DJ

Bachhas tune

Ever Wondered How wud sum common english sayings translate in hindi?
Nice onesHave a nice day! ---* Achcha din lo!
What's up? ---*Uppar kya hai?
You're kidding! ---*Tum bachcha bana rahe ho!
Don't kid me! ---* Mera bachcha mat banaao!
Yo, baby! What's up? ---* Beti Yo, uppar kya hai?
Cool man! ---* Thandaa aadmi!
Check this out, man! ---* Iskee chaanbeen karo, aadmi!
Don't mess with me, dude.---* Mere saath gandagi mat karo, e vyakti.
She's so fine! ---* Woh itnee baareek hai!
Listen buddy, that chick's mine, okay!?---* Suno dost, woh chooza mera hai, theek?
Hey good looking; what's cooking? ---* Arrey sundarta ki devi; kya pakaa rahee ho? A
re you nuts? ---* Kya aap akhrot hain?
Son of a gun.---* Bachcha bandook ka.
Rock the party. ---* Party mein patthar feko.
And the best ones are.....

How do you do? ---* Kaise karte ho?
Keep in touch ---* Chhoote Raho.
Lets hang out! ---*Chalo bahar

Note: This is copy-pasted from a forwarded mail. Don’t blame or appreciate me.

Vovinhood Memorials

Los Angeles Chapter of Vovinhood

Bangalore Chapter of Vovinhood

bachha & boll

bachha: Mind you all iBar members.

I WILL BE BACK
Boll : Tum gaye kab the jo wapas aayoge..
mamba ; Yu tere khat ka jawaab aaya…..

Band lifafe me jaise koi GULAAB aaya…….

Appreciation for G

Bhai G for Gowda..

Mazaa aa gaya kasam jawaani kii kya tarana cheda hai..

Man to kar raha hai//////….lakin jaane do…..

Bhai ek leleo…..

Bajpai special……

Mai hu aashu …..aashu kuvara
Mai hu aashu …..aashu kuvara

Frustrated aha….desperate….aha…aur ekdum awaara…
Mai hu aashu …..aashu kuvara
Mai hu aashu …..aashu kuvara

11 loundiyo ne dil mera toda.
11 loundo ne mujhko foda…..
Per tera lucky no hai 12…
Mai hu aashu …..aashu kuvara

Mai hu aashu …..aashu kuvara

For Gowda & DJ..

Ye jo desh hai tera
Swadesh hai tera
Tujhe hai pukaara
Ye jo bandhan hai jo kabhi toot nahi sakta

For bachha..

Ye dosti hum nahi chodege
Chodega dum magar tera saath na chodege
Peena pilana saath hai
2 dozen sutta bhi paas hai…

For me.

Zindagi noor hai ….magar isme jalne ka dastoor hai…

Have fun…

Mamba….

G is having G spot now..good work...

Abe Kya Hua Kahan margayee Saalon?

Last shayri to saalon maine hi likha hai..Abhi tak Abhi ka Samna karne keliye koi tayaari nahi hai.

Is aafsar par..Ek Aur...

Aacha reply kiya Tune Mere Mail Ka
Aacha reply kiya Tune Mere mail ka
Member ne hi lootliya izzat iBar Ka
Member ne hi lootliya izzat iBar ka

Ashqon Ki maala Bajpai ka Gale Pehna Ke
Khush Hai Woh Noida main Roz Chicken Kha Ke
Ashqon Ki maala Bajpai,Sumitwa,Paul ka Gale Pehna Ke
Khush Hai Woh Noida main Roz Chicken Kha Ke
Kar Diya Khoon Dekho Sumitwa ka vishwas ka
Member ne hi lootliya izzat iBar ka

Noida Kahan Hai? Noida Kahan Chuppa Hai? Noida Begunha hai kya?
In the last few weeks the esteemed members of the iBar have raised several questions on the integrity, honesty & character of "once" highly rated iBar Muzaira king Noida alias Ranjan, Vishal.

Chalo isi Mudde par iBar Member bhai logon ka view jaante hai......

Pehle bat karte hai Noida ka Kareeb Dost Sumit Rastogi se....

Reporter: So Mr.Rastogi aap ka is Mudde pe kuch Vishesh tippani?
SR: Hmmm....Haan Noida Noida jaane ke badal gaaya. Isiliye main pehle se hi usko bolta tha...
Zindagi Noor Hai magar isme Jalne ki dastoor hai...Magar Saala Maantha hi nahi that....Abhi Noor ko doondthe hue Noida gaya hai..Badal gaya Saala..Areey Janaab Noida Ko Chodiye Hum ko tho Aisa Lagtha hai ki poora Zamaana badal gaya. Kab kaise kahan yeh sub kuch hua maaloom hi nahi pada.

We coundt get much information from Mr.Rastogi, he turned Philosophical all of the sudden..Chalo uska ek aur kareebi dost Bajpai se baat kate hai...

Reporter: Excuse me, Mr.Bajpai......
Bajpai: Hi, Do you want to buy ABB products? We sell X, y & Z we also give you discount on W if you buy D along with it. Ur face looks good, for you special discount of 10%.
Reporter: Hmmm...Actually I did not come to u for that..
Bajpai: Oh Mujhe kuch bechne aaya hai kya..Abhi nahi...mai Abhi Gujrat jha raha hoon..Shaam ko Mumbai me milna..Hmm...Mumbai me nahi Kal Subah Delhi main Breakfast ke liye milna.
Reporter: No Sir not even that
Bajpai: Please no question on Arnita.....Thats personal.

Lets move on to Dhruv Jhaveri.....

Reporter: aap ko kya lagta hai? Noida ko kya hua?
DJ: Arey main bolta hoon saale ko tho shaadi karke settle ho jaaneka. Jab Jignesh ke saath roz khelega sab theek ho jaayega.

Last but not the least..Mr. Hagga Seth

Reporter: Noida ke baare mai aapka kya khayal hai?
Seth: Abeey Muje Chod na hai...Chalo Chod the hain
Reporter: But sir
Seth: Abeey Muje Chod na hai...Chalo Chod the hain
Reporter: but Sir
Seth: Abeey Muje Chod na hai...Chalo Chod the hain

PS- I wrote this when I was terribly bored...Agar aachha nahi laga..bhai samaj ke maaf kardiyo..Magar saala Noida ko mat choodo...Wwat lagao saale ka..

Regards,
G for Gowda

bakait agan

Kya baat hai mitro…..

Aaj kal lagta hai loundo ke pass bahut kaam hai..
Yaaa to sabka jeena haraam hai…

Are koi to kuch bolo….
Apna parrot sa muh kholo…..

Chalo humhi chedte hai koi tarana…
Per aab na jhelege nuidaah ka purana ganna..

Kuch to naya innovation karo….
Bajpai kii ujdi maang ko bharo….

Jha jee ke bhi saare attempt fail hai..
Central me lagi fir se sale hai….

Boll fir se vaaapas India aaya hai..
Pizaa aur burger kha ke khoob motaya hai..

Hum to bina pizaa burger ke mota rahe hai..
Khushaal zindagi ka geet ga rahe hai….

Lallaaau aab to damager ban ke behaal hai…
Koi nahi laalau aage aane vala naya saal hai..

Gowda ke bare aab bahut less malumaat hai.
Kabhi kabhi lagta hai uspe bhi hua bajrapaat hai

Bas aab aur demaag ka dahi na karege..
Bas tum logo kii gaaaliyo ka intezaar karege..

Wah wah

Daad chahege..

Vidrodhi

Request,,,,,gowda sings & boll supports

Areey Chup Karo Bhai Log...Rulayega Kya.
Maine itna Pyar kahi nahi dekha hai..Sob Sob....
Noida tu Labourer nahi hai...
Tum iBar ka Bread nahi Chicken Winner tha....
..Hai aur Rahega hamesha
Vidyapeeta Aaja Noidwa Tera iBar Bulaya Re
Tu Roasted Chicken ko aakar ChoomeT
ho Kabab Magic Waalon ki Dil Jhoome
Maana tere hai kuch Sapne
Par Amma tho hain tere apne
Sutta Peenewaale, Humko teri Yaad Sataaye re
Vidyapeeta Aaja Noidwa Tera iBar Bulaya Re
Vidyapeeta Aaja Noidwa Tera iBar Bulaya Re
Maana tu udar roz khata hai Saag Sarson
Bin tere ibar main har weekend Barson
Sat night ko teen Chicken ki Thali
Aur Dekhe movie Kareena Waali
Zindagi main Dastoor Kaise (Sumitwa ka dialogue)
Keane main tu Majboor Jaise
Ab Bajpai Kya Sunna, Baal ka kya Kehna
Tere aur Sumitwa ke Beech Yeh Raina
Vidyapeeta Aaja Noidwa Tera Bajpai Bulaya Re
Vidyapeeta Aaja Noidwa Tera Sumitwa Bulaya Re
Vidyapeeta Aaja Noidwa Teri Amma Bulaya Re
Vidyapeeta Aaja Noidwa Tera JayZ Bulaya Re
Vidyapeeta Aaja Noidwa Tera Baal Bulaya Re
Vidyapeeta Aaja Noidwa Tera Neighbouring Ladkiyaan Bulaya Re
Vidyapeeta Aaja Noidwa Tera Sid Jhaveri Bulaya Re
Vidyapeeta Aaja Noidwa Tera Gowda Bulaya Re
Inshallah,
G for Gowda

BOLL ; Baccha.............. Come back to Bangalore. We miss you terribly. We wont call you labourer anymore. trust me. Please come back. Mujhe Swarma roll kaun khilayaga??

Taza Khhabbar...

AAJ KI TAAZA KHABAR.
AAJ KI TAAZA KHABAR.


Bajpaiyaa ne bola thha ki ‘I WILL BE BACK’ lekin usne reply nahin kiya abhi tak.

Bajpaiyaa darr gaya.
Bajpaiyaa darr gaya.

Bajpaiyaa marketing wala banda ho gaya hai.
Ab who enginner logon se darta hai hai ki koi bhi uski kabhi bhi maar sakta hai technically.

Bajpaiyaa ab Vovinhood nahin raha. Ab woh iBar ke layak nahin raha.
Bajpai kulta kulachchini. Kahan muh kala kara raha hai?

softician conversation...

mamba: Who is softician....
DJ ;bhai apne to Hardware Engineer hain,

Softician to woh hote hain jo pehle electrical engineering kare "Electrician" bante hain
or phir software field me aa ke "Softician" ban jate hain
he he he
Gowda: Aur Hume is Group me mat jodna. Hum tho Manager addmi log hain.

Ee baat to sirf Electrians log ka problem hain.
Bachha: Haan main hun ek Softician. Yahi sunna chahte thhe na tum log.
Haan haan maine EEE kiya hai aur ab ek Software engineer hun. Isliye main ban gaya hun ek SOFTICIAN.
Aur mere saath yeh kabhi bhi ho sakta hai. Kisi ne future nahin dekha.
Agar aisa hua to sab apni apni responsibility (towards me) samajh lo.

Gowda: Videshi daaru la ke dega
Sumitwa: Tana nahin marega. Support karega breezer pila ke.
JayZ: Machhli khilayega ghar ka bana hua
Lalhaun: Hawa mein bithayega aur morale high karega to not to give up
Ball: Brunch karayega
Bajpaiyaaaaa: Sutta pilayega
DJ: Agar aisa hua to kya tension hai. Hum Vovinhood ke dukhiyaro ka sahara ek Sasken ka future CEO hi to hai.

Aur main bina kaam ke din bhar iBar mein baithunga.

boll s back...nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Aaya Re Aaya....
Sabke bank balance lootne aaya...
Friday night ka program banane aaya...
Saturday morning ka brunch kahan se laya...
Long Island ice tea ka bottle laya...
Party karne ka mood bhaya...

Bahut dino se kisika gaali na paya...
Pizza aur burger ka swad laya...
Isbaar sirf 24000 credit leke aaya...
hahaha..hahaha

jhelau no 2

Gande hai per Bande hai ye…… Gande hai per Bande hai ye……

Mites ko karo add
From A to Zed
Don’t be fade

Asis ka élan
Mat do dyaan
Hes C mahaan

Noida ka waar
Tha like kataar
Sab sharamsaar

Gowda Ka G
Sux abhi bhi
Kuch to bolo abhi

Gande hai per Bande hai ye…… Gande hai per Bande hai ye……

Banks r on high alert
Sm one ready to flirt
Khareede new shirt

Badke ka bya fix
Mara usne six
Leke thoda risk

Chahe ye GULKAND
Pasand ya napasand
Dawry chahe grand

Gande hai per Bande hai ye…… Gande hai per Bande hai ye……

Bas aab na jahel payege

HOT TOPIC DISCUSSION.....

asis says...
Hei u all..... Kya hua koi kuch likhta kyun nahi??? Pata hai baccha ki fundu shayari ke bad no one can even dare to pickup the pen. And uske baad sumit ki pakau shayari ke baad to aur bhi jada dimag me aaya hoga burden. Lekin ek baat yad rakho ......hamari khamoshi ko hamari kamjori mat samjho. Bahut hi jald mai wapas aane wala hun............apni masaledar shayari ke sath. Baccha N Sumit..........Dekh leb tum donan ka. Aur han hamare MITES ji ki wife aarahi hai from DUMKA (His shadi is fixed).
gowda replies...
WTF Hagga Seth ka Shaadi fix hogaya....;-) How much Dowry would he be getting? He used to say that he is worth atleast 15 lakhs after doing his Engg from Blore. ;-)But then whenever I used to talk to him on orkut or GChat he used to say that he had several options to choose from his GF's on Orkut. What happened?
Jai Mata Kareena Kapoor
,G for Gowda

Nuidaaah ka jawaab...
O Hell. Teswa is getting married.
Engg. Ke baad his rate was 15 lacs but since he is a manager-wa now, his rate is one here-honda splendor and one whirlpool fridge only.
Phir bhi AC isko apne paise se hi khareedna padinga.
mamba says..
Abe mites ka bya..

Aaj kal hot topic ho gaya hai ..like national issue..

Log jaipur kand ko bhi bhool gaye hai..aur bajpaiyaaa aur jah jee apni shaadi ko bhool ke aab nayee bahu ke aane kii taiyaari me lag gaye hai..

Jor shor se…..

Jai vovinhood…..

Bachha tera number kab aayega….

at last gowda

Waah Miya Waah..
.Kya Entry Maara hai Saaale ne.
Jai Mata Kareena Kapoor,

G for Gowda

old is fold

NUIDAAH ke puraani taan me continue…
Kaa kare hum…

jamaane me thoda peeche
Aur jaat me thoda neeche …
Per vicharon me thoda oonche hai……(lazza, ajay devgan)

Nuidaaah ke geet
Hai sabke meet
Aab to kuch seekh

Gowda ka G
Jhele sabhi
Na bole koi bhi

Gande hai per Bande hai ye……
Gande hai per Bande hai ye……

DJ aab baap
Na karta koi paap
Door sasb santaap

Shadi ke attempt
Liye ekdum prompt
but waiting for trump

Height kee hai maar
Aab car bhi taiyaar
Per ladki faraar

Gande hai per Bande hai ye……
Gande hai per Bande hai ye……

Baap se bole jhooth
Shadi hai ya shoot (pics )
Ready with boot

He s back
With racksack
We r under attack

Gande hai per Bande hai ye……
Gande hai per Bande hai ye……

Waiting for more

Matlabi hai log yaha pe
Matlabi zamana..
Soacha tha jisko yaaar mai..
Nikla vo BEGANA…..

With tears in his eyes

TASHAN

Itna sannata kyun hai bhai. Sab apni-apni life mein busy ho gaye aur Vovinhood ko bhool gaye.
Kahan gaye who log jo Circle aur iBar ki baat kiya karte thhe.
Hey Mamu! kahan hai. Bajpaiyaa! Kaun sa city mein hai be abhi.
Sumit! Bade matlabi ho gaye ho yaar. Paul! You are dead or alive.
Lalhaun saale reply kyun nahin karta kabhi. JayZ! Karega be reply patna se.
DJ! Tera to acceptable hai. Abhi to tere ghar mein bahaut khushi hai. Yahan to hum gam baant-te hain.

Achcha bhaiyon. Tashan ke dialogues hamare apne shabdon mein.




Ramchandra ji kah gaye Siya se aisa kalyug aayega
Train mein chadhne se pehle shayari ki kitaab khareeda jayega
Na chahte hue bhi sabko sunaya jayega
Sabka mood off hoga par yeh akela hasta jayega
Besharmi se shayari sunane mein nahin hota koi hesitation
Yeh hai ganga kinare wale Sumitwa ka Tashan

Apni company ke liye poora India ghoomta jayega
Lunch hyderabad, dinner Mumbai mein khayega
Daru peene se pehle ek cup chai banayega
Aur sabko apne photos ka database dikhayega
Bike park karne ke liye fixed hai iska location
Kabhi na kadwa bolne wale Bajpaiyaa ka yehi to hai Tashan

Life is strange, people are stranger
He is on the move always, he is a ranger
Zinda rehne ke liye badalta hai yeh fashion
Petrol pump ko bolta hai gas-station
Kahin aur naukri nahin lagi though he has a good qualification
No cash, only credit card waale Paul ka yehi to hai Tashan

Suraj to pehna doon chashma, chaand ko andha kar doon
Par jab khud pehenna ho chashma to credit card dhoondun
Chicken khaane mein kabhi na bartoon kutaahi
Sote hue koi utha de to macha doon tabaahi
Caritor ne kiya hai Keane ka acquisition
Noida ke Noida ka yehi to hai Tashan

ADDAT...by a VM

AADAT ….SONG BACHHA STYLE ME…

Juda ho ke bhi ……
Bachha daaru mujh me abhi baaki hai…
Palko me ban ke daaru ….
Tu ku khatam ho jaati hai …

Door jitni bhi tum(daaru) mujhse
Pass tere mai….
Aab to aadat se hai mujhe aise peene me…

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Paas mere hai tu herdam….dosto ke ghere me…
Paas mere hai tu herdam…..dam ke andhere me….
Dil se usko nikal dena aasan nahi hai……
Aab to aadat se hai mujhe aise peene me…

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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I know I can not match up with bachha…
But my efforts must be appreciated…

Ku bachha kam se kam mashaal to jala rakhi hai

Verna …
..baar band ho gaye to …
fir daaru piyega koun…
Sab kuch bhula dena..
Per itna to yaad hoga…..
Nai sadak me purana makaan kiska hai….

Vidrohi……….

vovinhood kii pahli GAZAL..daad chahege...

Kisi gale ko tera intezaar aaj bhi hai
Hoysala bar mein Noida abhi bhi hai…ho…….
Kisi talab ko tera intezaar aaj bhi hai

Main janta hun ki whiskey better hai phir bhi
Taste ke aage surrender Noida aaj bhi hai….ho……
Kisi gale ko tera intezaar aaj bhi hai

Ande se chicken bade kasht se banta hai
Use maar ke Noida zinda aaj bhi hai…ho…..
Kisi pet ko tera intezaar aaj bhi hai

Main jo karta hun log bolte hain usko attitude
Phir bhi down to earth Noida aaj bhi hai….ho…
Kisi gale ko tera intezaar aaj bhi hai

Log bolte hain ki ladki ke mamle mein hun zero
Par yaaron ka yaar Noida aaj bhi hai…ho…..
Kisi haseena ko mera intezaar aaj bhi hai

Woh bar jisme mein humne pi sadiyon
Beer ka daam 2 Rs jyada aaj bhi hai…ho…..
Kisi gale ko tera intezaar aaj bhi hai





Chadhaane ke liye to bachche peete hain
Hum to isliye peete hain taaki chadhi hui utaar sakein




Mental manja
Maar ke panja
Kar dega ganja

kranti kaari vichaar......

Bachha – Nuidaah- Chhoti Churri-tuiiaaa

Sab gande hain par bande hain yeh
Sab gande hain par bande hain yeh

Julfe hai bejaar
Rupaiyaa lagaye hazaar
But sab hai bekaar

Chicken ka diwana
Namita ka perwana
Per shama na bujhana

Sab gande hain par bande hain yeh
Sab gande hain par bande hain yeh

Bike lee isbaar
220cc pulsaaar
Fir bhi CAB me sawaar
Chota bhai chalaye her baar…

Chicken ke liye hai rogi
Daaru sutta ka hai bhogi
Sab se poonche ..
Kya mere attitude logi….

Sab gande hain par bande hain yeh
Sab gande hain par bande hain yeh

Intervu dene jaaye her baar
Bangalore oh ya sattaaar
Humesh hoye sharamshaar

Jo break mare jor se..
Pahuchta hai blr ,,noida ke ore (direction)se
Sutta peeta hai bhor (morning )se…

Daaru peene ka to shouk hai
Per cold drinks peene me bhi rok hai..
Uska ek bewada dost asok hai…



JAI HIND….

ANGREJO BHARAT CHHODO…

BHARAT MATA KII JAI..

INQUILAAB ZINDABAD……

KRANTIKARI MAMBA
HUM APNE KHOON SE AAKASH ME KRANTI LIKH DEGE.....

Manja nuidaaaah ka KHOONI panja....

Sab gande hain par bande hain yeh
Sab gande hain par bande hain yeh

(JayZ)
Haddi pasli ek
Achcha khasa pet
Par shaadi mein late

Looking for a mate
Rehta hai frustrate
Karta sabko irritate

Keeps phone on mode vibrate
Eats biscuit in a plate
Chal ab anda phet

Sab gande hain par bande hain yeh
Sab gande hain par bande hain yeh

(Bajpai)
Bande ki mithaas
Aaye sabko raas
Nahaye once in a maas

Jab koi karta naas
Leta uska class
Beer peeta in a glass

Sab gande hain par bande hain yeh
Sab gande hain par bande hain yeh

(Sumit)
Nahin karta kabhi vote
Jeans ke andar langot
Crazy for Mysore fort

Sab gande hain par bande hain yeh
Sab gande hain par bande hain yeh

(Paul)
Paise ki rehti maar
Ghoome sara sansar
Udhaar le ke faraar

Angrezi aprampaar
Hindi mein ganwaar
But tries times hazaar

Sab gande hain par bande hain yeh
Sab gande hain par bande hain yeh



Hey! no more Gypsy. This is ‘Mental Manja’.


Mental manja
Maar ke panja
Kar dega ganja

asis bhai ka nam sandesh...on the eve of bday..

Hei you bhai log,
Thanks a lllllloooottttttttt for so much of love.....
.............Ankh bhar aayi.......
.....Rumal hai ka kisi ke pas.......
Abhi hum se aur bola na jayega.........
........uff nak bhi beh rahi hai.......
.....Rumal do na bhai...
luv ya all.....
....abhi kaam karo na bhai.......
.....accha luv ya again bolte hain. chalo bhai

AASSIS BHAI KII BDAY...2nd APR

HEY YOU FELLAS……

WE ALL WISH MR. ASIS BAJPAI …

.MANY MANY HAPPY RETURNS OF THE DAY

……FROM ALL MEMBERS OF VOVINHOOD MUZAIRA…

WE WISH HIM A LOTS OF HAPPINESS ,

SUCCESS AND

SATISFIED LIFE & WIFE IN YEAR AHEAD.

ALL THE BEST

ITS YOUR DAY…

… HAVE A BLASTY BIRTHDAY…….

. FROM…
NOIDA
DJ
MAMU
LALLANAHUHUHU
JAYZ
BOLL
&
MANNU BAKAIT

BACHHA IS BACK....DIRECT FROM NOIDAs HEART..

KK ka naya gaana ‘Aasmaan ke hain saare tare, hai mera chaand kahan’ hamaare apne shabdon mein doston.


Bewdon ke hain saare thheke, hai mera bar kahan
Aankhein gili zabaan pyaasi, ho kuch to raham khuda
Ho ho ho mera Fosters to dila
Ho ho ho ek milds de pila

Hai do ghunt ki hi pyaas, par hai talab bada
Fefda mera sookh gaya, koi to sutta pila
Bhaukali to de di, ab pennyless hai batua mera
Aaj udhaar de de, kal doonga chuka
Bewdon ke hain saare thheke, hai mera bar kahan
Aankhein gili zabaan pyaasi, ho kuch to raham khuda
Ho ho ho mera Fosters to dila
Ho ho ho ek milds de pila

Kaam ke farz ko hum nibhaye jaate hain
Duniya ke taane sab kuch sahte hain
Bewda, dhaunk-ni bole humko sanam
Sab kuch to hai sun liya, ab to de pilaaaa…….
Ho ho ho mera Fosters to dila
Ho ho ho ek milds de pila

Dil-e-nadan mane ab na, hai zid pe ye adaa
Ek bottle pila de ya phir baat karna kabhi na
Be-company hai mera peena
Fosters dila de phir bhaad mein jaaa…..
Ho ho ho mera Fosters to dila
Ho ho ho ek milds de pila
Ho ho ho tune kab pilaya mat gina


Aage badho, iBar waalon aage badho

Gypsy. They call me ‘Gypsy’, soda with whiskey.

answers ...GUESS..???? still no right... answers....

Hey you fellas….

I can smell some things…..and feel these dialogues belong to Kannada Movies. But in any case these are from bollywood this must come from the mouth of our own legend & great
MITHUN DA.

.....AIE SAALA…….TERE NAAM KA KUTTA BHI NA PAALU……………………..KOI……. SHAKK……

AN OPEN OFFER FROM ABHI......GRAB it....

Koiiii Haiiii???

Just want to keep this going....I am not talented enough to write Shayri's.

So here is a quiz.....Please answer who said this to whom??

1-Dikhne me bewada, daudne me ghoda, aur maarne me hathoda hoon main

2-Hum aise laashen bicha denge jaise kisi nanhe munhe bacche ke nunhi se pesaab tapakta

hain—tap tap

3-Mere naam hain Heera, chakoo se bullet ko cheera

A bottle of scotch home delivered for anyone who can get all 3 right!!!!
Abhi

Abhis poet...mind ith..

Itna Sanaatha Kyon Hai Bhai......

This piece is dedicated to Sumit & DJ, the folks who are married & to Noidwa, Bajpai, Jayz & Paul who would soon be getting married 'Arranged Marriage Style'..Unless a life changing event happens & all of u end up with a GF ;-)

MARRIAGE

Another turning point

A fork stuck in the road

Time grabs you by the wrist

Directs you where to go

So make the best of this test

And don't ask whyIt's not a question

But a lesson learned in time

For what it's worth

It was worth all the while

It's something unpredictable

But in the end is rightI

hope you had the time of your life

-Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life)

galatfahmi door.......bachha kii

Baat aaj bhi noida ko gaali dene ki nahi hai…

Baat ye hai kii meri di hui gaali nuidaah ke rago me daud rahe paani me ubaal la sakti hai kii nahi…

Aur nuidaah kuvari ladki ya bachhi ka pahla chumban uske premi yani nuidaah ke liye hota hai….

Aur hum koi gunda nahi hai ,,,chatra neta hai….maare seeti hazaar lounda khada ho jayega…

Aur nuidaaah tumse aab goli na chalegi…..likh lo , jaan lo samajh le…..aab tum mantar fook ke hi maroge…

Aur tum to nanhe munne rahi ho…..bachhaa…

Tunhe to data dege to mar jaoge…aur agar gaali de di to…..u kno…hhehehehehe don t u……

Chalo aab nikal lev…..jeans ke ooper lal chaddhi pahan ne se koi fantom nahi hota….

Hum yuva hai …aur yuva ka ulta hota hai vayu….matlab hawa…..fook de ge to ..keane ke head quarter me giroge…

Aur DJ aur mamu bhi tumhe US me bacha an paayege…

Take care …u r precious…..heheheheheheh jst kiddin…..

bachha ki galatfahmi.......

Hum kya maaf karenge khuda maaf karega. Hum to uske banaye hue putle hain.
Main yeh nahin kehta ki 'Insaaf khuda karta hai aur usse tujhe main milwaunga'.
Main yeh nahin kehta ki 'Rishte mein to hum tumhare kuch nahin lagte par naam hai Jalaludidn Noida'.
Main yeh nahin kehta ki 'Na bomb se na talwar se, banda darta hai to bas parwadigaar se'.
Main yeh nahin kehta ki 'Tum aaye thhe 2 paanw (legs) pe par jaoge chaar kandhon pe'.
Main yeh nahin kehta ki 'Tumne is jail ke deewarein dekhi hain par Noida ke seene ka faulad nahin dekha jailor'.
Main yeh nahin kehta ki 'Main aaj bhi roadside uthaigire ko dost nahin banata'.
Main yeh nahin kehta ki 'Jab dushman ki salary badhne lage to usko dost bana lena chahiye'.
Main yeh nahin kehta ki 'Gaali to tumhe nahin dena aata Sumit, tum bolte to main 2-3 gaaliyan aur sun leta'.
Balwant Rai ke kutte
Main yeh nahin kehta ki 'Dil kabootar-khana hai, har kisi ka aana jana hai'.
Main yeh nahin kehta ki 'Ab yeh cigarette main tumhare jeb se nikal ke hi piunga'.
Main yeh nahin kehta ki 'Tum mujhe wahan dhoond rahe ho aur main yahan Noida mein baitha hun'.
Main yeh nahin kehta ki 'Agar tum chor na hote to hum bahaut achche dost hote'.
Main yeh nahin kehta ki 'Mujhe do type ki ladkiyan pasand nahin - ek jo girlfriend nahin banti aur doosri woh jo bhabhiji ban jaati hain'.

Main bas itna kehta hun ki
Sumit. Nazdeek ke fayde (chutiya, gandu jaisi gaaliyan) se pehle door ka nuksaan (maa behen ki gaaliyan in reply) soch lena chahiye.


Noida ki marna mushkil hi nahin namumkin hai.

bachha ka badla(revenge)

Sumit - THE Sumit (shaadi se pehle at iBar):

Subeh hai uth-ta
Pappu se khelta
Nahin hai nahata
Na daadhi banata
Jo Sutta marta
to hai thhak jata
Chai hai peeta
Free ki attitude deta
Bakaiti dikhata
Amma se bolta 'Aeeta'
Office mein hai sher
aur apne boss pe roz garajta
Kisi bhi ladki ko dekhe to bole
Jaanemann kab de rahi ho nyota
Ghar se nikalte hue bole 'Main jaata'

Gana gata: (in punjabi)
O do naina ne kita hai sharaabi, ni mar gaye khade khade, oye aashiq bade bade



Sumit - APNA Sumit (shaadi ke baad, does not stay at iBar anymore):

Subeh hai uth-ta
Bed-tea hai peeta
Khud ko samajhta cheeta
Daadhi na banata
To daant (scolding) khata
Jo naa nahata
To daant (scolding) khata
Phir daadhi bana hi leta
Aur naha hi leta
Sutte ka soch ke
mann hi mann darta
Zimmedariyon ke bojh se dabta
Bachelor life ka soch ke hasta
Kabhi kabhi soch soch ke rota
Yun hota to kya hota
Abhi bhi office mein hai yeh sher
Par ab ban chuka hai shrota
Ab to aadat bhi hai mujhko
Kuch nahin bolta, sirf sunta
Ab kisi parayi ladki ko dekhe to
bas bole 'namaste mata'
Ab ghar se nikalte hue bole 'Main aata'

Ab gana gata:
Naino ki mat maniyo re, naino ki mat suniyo, naino ki mat suniyo re, Naina thhag lenge




Bhaiyon. Sumit ki maar lo. Sab mil ke maar lo. Dhyaan rahe focus loose na ho. Khol do Sumit ki aaj.
Inqalaab zindabaad. Zalaluddin iBar.


Gypsy. They call me 'Gypsy', soda with whiskey.

a routine day in vovinhood.....ibar....

A (could be) rap song: (right from the start to end of the day at iBar)

DHADAAMM DHADAAM, setu, DHADAAMM DHADAAM
Damn subeh ho gayi, Amma jo aa gayi
Bebo bebo be bebo bebo be

Sab uth gaye par har koi hai bed pe leta hua.
Sab ne li masti, bole Amma 'Chana Idiya'
Amma ne reply mein bola (making the Thumbs Up sign and pointing towards her shoulder) 'Paisa'
Bebo bebo be bebo bebo be

Bajpai bathroom ko gaya
JayZ ne cell utha liya
Main waapas so gaya
Par damn! Paul saamne dikh gaya
Aur Amma ko 50 bucks mil gaya
Bebo bebo be bebo bebo be

Phir sabne Amma ko TATA kiya
Aur har koi apne tima-anukool office ko gaya
Din bhar maraya aur shaam ko ghar waapas aaya
Shaam mein: 'Koi doodh le aao', Jayz ka order aaya
Arre pehle Egg Puff to kha lo, Bajpai ka offer aaya
'Bachcha sutta le aao', mera nas phir se pela gaya
Sumit abhi bhi apne pappu se khelta hua paya gaya
Bebo bebo be bebo bebo be

Is time Paul nahate hue aur cream lagate hue paya gaya
Baahar aaya to distorted electric guitar jaisa ek aawaaz aaya
'What's the plan?', Paul ke dwara ek bahaut bada aur kathin sawaal uthaya gaya
Sabne Paul ka motive bhaanp liya
Sabke dwara apne-apne wallet mein jhaanka gaya
Phir sabne aam-sahmati se TV 'On' karne ka mann banaya
Sumit abhi bhi apne pappu se khelta hua paya gaya
Bebo bebo be bebo bebo be

Paul ko samajh mein aa gaya ki use hai kata diya gaya
Tab ek bahaut bada aur sudden bhoochaal aaya
Bajpai ka dhyaan uske laptop bag ki taraf gaya
Mere aur JayZ ko jaise saanp soongh gaya
Yeh soch ke pareshaan ki ab hoga kya
Sumit abhi bhi apne pappu se khelta hua paya gaya
Bebo bebo be bebo bebo be

Bajpai ne (as usual) apne photos dikhana shuru kiya
Aur baaki sabne ne TV ki taraf dekhna chaalu kiya
Lekin Bajpai to leher hai, rukta nahin. Usne photo dikhana chaalu rakha
JayZ phone le ke apne room ko gaya
Main sutta lene ke bahaane baahar ko gaya
Paul VH1 ko dekhta gaya aur Bajpai ignore hota gaya
Sumit abhi bhi apne pappu se khelta hua paya gaya
Bebo bebo be bebo bebo be

Tabhi Bajpai ne ek aawaaz lagai
Jayz! Bachcha! Dekh office mein maal nayi aayi
Sab bhaage aur Bajpai ke laptop ke liye hone lagi ladai
Har cheez bik sakti hai, Bajpai ne daam sahi lagai
Bebo bebo be bebo bebo be

Tabhi hamaare samne cook aa tapka
Humne bola bhaiya, dukaan se le lo aloo aur lauka
Phir aayi botalein, gilaas, ice cubes and chakhna
Mil ke chadhai sabne aur shuru hua bakwaas bakna
Bebo bebo be bebo bebo be

Sab kab so gaye kisi ko nahin pata chala
Lekin sabke muh se ek hi sentence nikla
Bhagwaan jisne bhi daaru banai, uska ho bhalaa
Bhagwaan kuch help karo, yeh dil to hai manchalaa
Sote hue Sumit ki aawaaz aayi - Bajpai nahaya kar saala
Bebo bebo be bebo bebo be

Phir aankh tab khuli jab phir wohi madbhari aawaaz aayi
DHADAAMM DHADAAM, setu, DHADAAMM DHADAAM


Maana this is not upto the standards I have set in this muzaira. But I had no choice.



Gypsy. They call me 'Gypsy', soda with whiskey.

kalaam ka salaammmmm....

Arj hai…
Mera tujh pe kuch karz hai ..
Daaad chahege…

.. Us per ham V-Tex lotion va mallham lagana chahenge

Ghunghat (veil) me tujhe dekha to deewana hua………

……. Beghani shadi me nagraj(mamba) dewana hua

Sangeet ka tarana hua……

…. Iske dwara hamare dimaag o sadana hua

Shama ka parwaana hua……

… Mannu kisi tarah ofc ko rawana hua

Masti ka mastana hua……

……. Cricket ki pehli hi ball pe iska sustana hua

Aur jaise hi ghunghat ko utaya….

. Dulhan ne apne samne sanp(mamba) ko paya

Dil tham ke padhana aage kii liyana…

. Sanp(mamba) ka zeher zehen me uter jayena

Aur jaise hi ghunghat ko utaya…

.. Aur jaise hi dulhan ne apne samne sanp(mamba) ko paya

Is duniya se ravena (chal base) hua……

… Bhag sala ye bhi koi kahani ka khatam ho jana hua

Jai hind………

Azadi hamari chahat hai...

..Sarfaroshi ke ghunghat me swtantrata hamari dulhan....

...Ghungta utha raha hamara kal hai.........

...Abe sahi shayari ban gayi bhai.

Angrezon bharat choro.......

...But sare BRANDS yahin choro>>>>> Warna Ball ki shopping kaise hogi.

vidrohi ka ek aur kalamm,,,,

Arj hai…
Daaad chahege…..

Ghunghat (veil) me tujhe dekha to deewana hua………

……. Sangeet ka tarana hua……

…. Shama ka parwaana hua……

… Masti ka mastana hua………….

Aur jaise hi ghunghat ko utaya…

.. Dil tham ke padhana aage kii liyana….

Aur jaise hi ghunghat ko utaya…..

Is duniya se ravena (chal base) hua………

Jai hind………

request,,,,,

Buchha sux big time…
…are koi is choti chuuriii kii…dhaarrr kam karo…

… Ghusa ja raha hai……

. Bachha is talking like hipp hopper

…. Jaz is an impulsive shopper…

. Bajpai want to be among the toppers….

Boll kii chahat hai chopper…

. Lallau kii zindagi nahi hai abhi proper…

. Bachha u sux all the time don’t be cut cropper…

I am stiil bakait not a tame husband dropper…

Gowda puts all his dow in the locker…

.. Dj is hit daddy not a flopper…

. Jaz ANZ me kaam na karte per khelte soccor…

Bolls favtir game in not polo..but its poker…

Zindagi ne dii hum sabko ek zabardast thokar…

Nuidaaaaaah muzaire me aaya abhi so kar…

.. Amma humaari hai bebo nahi hai noukar…

.. Maine paya hai apni zindagi..per dosto ko kho kar…

..mind ith…

. Dosto maza nahi akele ..ek baar dekho 2 hokar…

CHHORI KII KARNA PAAP HAI……NADI KINAARE SAAANP (MAMBA BLACK)…HAI…………
…. Mast us loundiya kii tap hai…

… Aab police bhi police nahi balki COP hai…

. Abe aab jana……

..aab sulayega kya……

bachha is back...

Har aas mein sitaare nahin hote
Har samandar mein kinare nahin hote
Har nazar mein ishaare nahin hote
Har bahaar mein nazaare nahin hote
Har park mein fawwaare nahin hote
Har jaam mein paimaane nahin hote
Har haseena ke deewane nahin hote
Har gamm ke fasaane nahin hote
Har mahatma sant nahin hota
Har mail chain ka ant (end) nahin hota
Ped (tree) par lagein hain aam ja kar tod lo
Agar kuch reh gaya to khud jod lo
Gusse mien muh mat fulao
Mentos khao dimaag ki batti jalao



Gypsy. They call me 'Gypsy', soda with whiskey.

sannate ko cheerta huaaaa.....

Are ye kya bhai yahan to ikdam sookha pada hai......

......ab lo khushiyon ka fawwara.

Ye bhi ikdam dil se nikli hai...

..dil khush ho to use reply me bayan kijiyega.

Mannu bakait apane haathon se yun chehare ko chhupaate kyon ho

Mujhse sharmaate ho to saamane aate kyon ho.

Abhi(Mamu) kabhii meri tarah kar bhi lo iqaraar-e-vafaa Pyaar karate ho

to phir scrapbook me pyaar chhupaate kyon ho

Lalhaun, aankhon me merii dekh ke rote kyon ho

Dil bhar aataa hai to phir manager ko sunaate kyon ho

Baccha ke A/C se vaabastaa hai jab meraa muqaddar

Phir tum mere se apni cheque book chupate kyon ho

Jz mar mar ke mujhe kapre lane ko kahate kyon ho

T-Shirt laake dikhate ho to phir lauta ke le jaate kyon ho.

.DJ teri judai bhi hamein pyar karti hai

Teri yaad bahot bekrar karti hai

Vo test match jo tere sath guzare the

Talash unko nazar bar bar karti.

Ball woh shaks hai jo Ibar mw naye paimane laaya.

Roz paise udane ke nitt naye urban bahaaney laayaa.

Ek last line likh rahe hain........

.Aap ke chehre pe raining eyes chahenge........

...... Jiss Ke Pyaar Mein Jaley Har Pal Shama Ki Tarha.......

..............Sala Us Laltain Ka Hi Tel Khatam Hone Ayaa.

Ashish Kanpuriya(From Cownpore).

vidrohi ka kalaam 2

Arj hai…

. Assalaam val e kum……

.. Aaj ki nahi ye to puraani dastaan hai…

… Kahna kuch aur samajhna kuch to bahut aasan hai…

Per jo maqbool na samjhe gahraaiya baato kii…

. Vo maqbool …..haivaan nahi …farista ka.. sammaaan…hai…

. … Wah wah…

.. Kya yaar samjhte nahi baat ko…

……..aa jate ho raat ko…

…aaj kal night shift hai kya dihaadi..kii.

.hehehehe…..

vidrohi ka kalaam..1

Arj hai…
. Irrsaad…
Kissi kii kori dhamkiyo se darna humari aadat nahi hai…

. Apne liye hi marna koi…shahadat nahi hai…

.. Toofan to aaate jaatye rahte hai……

Bachha… daad chahege…

…. Ye to choti churri hai …

koi qayamat nahi hai…..

Wah wah……

Sumit vidrohi kaa…

…vovinhood ke maqboolo ko salaam……

JAWAAB...

Aisa. Aaj mere oopar seedha dhawa bol diya hai Sumit ne.
Ab shuru ho chuki hai war. Ab aayegi qayamat.
Sab kuch nasht ho jayega, bachega to sirf iBar.
Is Vovinhood mein aaj tak khunnas ki ek boond nahin aayi, ab katleaam hoga.
Bhai, beta, beti, maa, behen, baap, dada kisi ko bhi kuch nahin bola jayega.
Sirf personal attacks honge.
Ab Sumit ka pappu bacha sakta hai to bacha le Sumit ko.
Bamulaija hoshiyaar. Aa rahein hain 'Jalaluddin Vishal',
jo ab Sumit ko Jodha bana ke rahenge.
Kal mere mail ka intezaar karo doston.
Kal calamity aayegi tumhare mailbox mein.
Abhi ke liye alvida par yeh toofan se pehle ki
shanti hai, abe shanti bole to silence, ladki nahin.
Hile.

Bachha special...

Woh dekho iBar member ja raha hai

Woh dekho iBar member ja raha hai

Jo dehaadi me kaam kar raha hai….

Din me kaam karne ke baad bhi night out maar raha hai…

Chota sa hai per baal apne se lambe badha raha hai…

. Woh dekho iBar member ja raha hai

Woh dekho iBar member ja raha hai

Jo bike me humesha 20 INR ka petol bhara raha hai…

Office se aate waqt beer kii botele la raha hai….

Jo sabka financer bana ja raha hai…..

Woh dekho iBar member ja raha hai

Woh dekho iBar member ja raha hai

Jo apne baalo ko straight kara raha hai…

. Per fir bhi baal fir se curly ho ja raha hai….

Baal ko seedhe karvaane VLCC me ja raha hai…

Paise pe paise….^&^*&^* raha hai…

. Woh dekho iBar member ja raha hai

Woh dekho iBar member ja raha hai…

.. Friday raat ko apni choti churri jaise jabaan chala raha hai…

Jo peene ke baad tumbaa sethu se ladaa ja raha hai…

Apne size ka khayall kiye bina pila ja raha hai…

Tendulkar ko apna baccha bana raha hai…

. Baat baat me apne attitude ka thobda dikha raha hai…

. Woh dekho iBar member ja raha hai

Woh dekho iBar member ja raha hai

Jeans me interview dene ja raha hai…

. Her weekend motive aur kwest se call paa raha hai…

Interviewr ke saamne apni pant (jeans) utarava raha hai

… Interview hone ke baad… banta hai …banta hai ..chilla raha hai…

Woh dekho iBar member ja raha hai

Woh dekho iBar member ja raha hai

Apni salary ka 80 % flight me uda raha hai…

Software labor se travel agent hota ja raha hai.

. Bhai kee shaadi me apne ko eligible bachelor kahlava raha hai

… Per size se thoda maatt kha raha hai…

Woh dekho iBar member ja raha hai

Woh dekho iBar member ja raha hai

US me bhi baby face kahlava raha hai…

Suttee ke liye janam se bhokkha ja raha hai…


Raat ke liye suttee ka backup chupa raha hai…

Per dosto ka dost bana jar aha hai…

Woh dekho iBar member ja raha hai

Woh dekho iBar member ja raha hai

Fockat me companiyo ko attitude dikha raha hai.

. Nuidaah jaane ke liye saat saal se mara ja raha hai…

Companiyo se pal ke laat kha raha hai…

. Per ke…ya cari….ko na chhod pa raha hai…

CAT ko chhod ke GMAT me apna samay gava raha hai

Woh dekho iBar member ja raha hai

Woh dekho iBar member ja raha hai

Jab dekho minaaardi minaardi chilla raha hai…

. Gasoline gaane pe mara ja raha hai…

Awara paagal deewana aur jani dusman kii CD la raha hai….

Chikan kii vaat laga raha hai…

Chikan ke saamne eeuu eeeuuu chilla raha hai…

Apne se jyada wate ka chikan kha raha hai…

Nandini vaalo ko..akele hi rula raha hai….

Sunil sheetyy ka dialogue jhila raha hai….

At last alla boleleo..chilla raha hai…

Woh dekho iBar member ja raha hai

Woh dekho iBar member ja raha hai

.. Puppy puppy they call him puppy… … choti chuurrrii with jhappi…. Always be the same……….. ….u sux man..big time…

.look at u…u Brown…&*&^&*(&*(…..

Woh dekho iBar member ja raha hai

Woh dekho iBar member ja raha hai
Woh dekho iBar member ja raha hai

Har chhoti chhoti baat pe jo hans raha hai
Dil mein ladki ke gam liye jee raha hai
Raat raat bhar kaam kar ke jo aa raha hai
Woh dekho iBar member ja raha hai

Promotion ho ya demotion, beer ke botalein khol raha hai
Kabhi Fosters to kabhi breezer hi pee raha hai
Hard drink ki baat karo to after effects ke darr se saham raha hai
Woh dekho iBar member ja raha hai

Friday night party mein ek Tendulkar ko defend kar raha hai
To doosra Ponting ko mahanatam batsman bata raha hai
Indoor cricket mein jo Bajpai ki har ball pe bowled ho raha hai
Woh dekho iBar member ja raha hai

Saturday morning ko ek phone ring se uth raha hai
To doosra chai air breakfast ka bandobast kar raha hai
Teesre ki aankhein nahin khuli par dhaunk raha hai
Chautha uthte hi TV dekhte hue apne pappu se khel raha hai
Panchwa message kar raha hai aur party ka plan bana raha hai
Woh dekho iBar member ja raha hai

Shaam ko baithe hue ek banda sabka mazaak uda raha hai
I.T. waalon ko dihaadi (daily wages) pe kaam karne wala bata raha hai
To Automation waale ko factory wala bata raha hai
Aur jab usse poocho ki aaj ka din kaisa raha?
To aaj phir apne boss se lad-ke aa raha hai
Current naukri chhode ki jo khokhli dhamki de raha hai
Kyunki woh shaadi ke responsibility ke bojh tale daba ja raha hai
Woh dekho iBar member ja raha hai

Weekend party ke liye jo wednesday se appointment de raha hai
Stocks mein jo hazaaron haare ja raha hai
Naye jeans khareed ke jo Bajpai aur Sumit ko baant raha hai
Woh dekho iBar member ja raha hai

Chai ke waqt biscuit na hone par jo bhadak raha hai
Bike ke gears kharaab hone ke bawjood usko theek nahin kara raha hai
Weekdays pe suddenly kabhi bhi pee ke tunn hoke ghar aa raha hai
Woh dekho iBar member ja raha hai

Ghar mein ghee aur makhan laane se jo mana kar raha hai
Bade kifayat se jo khud ko aur ghar ko chala raha hai
Apne wardrobe mein aadha Bangalore Central liye jee raha hai
Phir bhi Bangalore Times mein Sale dhoond raha hai
Woh dekho iBar member ja raha hai

Jab woh apne Bombay trip(s) ke photos dikha raha hai
To har koi TV ki taraf dekh raha hai
Phir bhi enthu mein koi kami nahin la raha hai
Sone se pehle aur uthne ke baad jo dimaag ka dahi bana raha hai
Jab bhi photo-session ki baat karo to taiyar raha hai
Woh dekho iBar member ja raha hai

Woh iBar mein aate hi intellectual baatein kar raha hai
Uske aate hi 'Macha' aur 'Mamu' ka shor ho raha hai
Peg ready hai par phir bhi chai bana raha hai
Jo dollar ke weak hone pe sabse jyada dukhi ho raha hai
Woh dekho iBar member ja raha hai

Woh din bhar gayab raha hai
Apni CBZ ko Bangalore mein ghuma raha hai
Raat ko ghar aane par deewar ke peeche chhup raha hai
Hamne poocha kyun to sharmaate hue Fosters ki do bottle nikal raha hai
Woh dekho iBar member ja raha hai


Gypsy. They call me 'Gypsy', soda with whiskey.

You give love a bad name

Shot in the heart and you're to blame
Darling you give love a bad name
Sumit, after your marriage you are not the same
You have changed from a bakait to a husband tame
Soon to be a father DJ has all the fame
Not yet decided about the kid's name
But soon DJ will have to change his photo-frame
For night-outs and hard work Bajpai is still game
JayZ, before march, submit your claim
Else for tax cuts don't give blame
Seeing low-rise jeans of Paul, people say shame-shame
Mamu see Kareena, we are still lame

I have played my part and you play your game
Vovinhood Muzaira is still on, I proclaim



Gypsy. They call me 'Gypsy', soda with whiskey.

Direct from automation industry.....peenya...

Are itna sannata kyun hai bhai....

....thik hai to hum hi koi tarana ched dete hai......

Lakadi ki kaathi kaathi pe Gowda.......

.....Gowda ki dum pe jo mara hatoda(abe ball hatoda ka matlab hai hammer)

Dauda dauda...dowda dauda dum utha ke dauda......

........Gowda pahuncha chok me ......

chok me tha nai..........

nai ne gowda ki hajamat woh banai.

...tab bak tab bak tab bak tab bak.

Hum bhi agar bacche hote..

... hum bhi agar bacche hote.....

... naam hamara hota dablu bablu (vishal ranjan)....

khane ke milte laddu N duniya kehti..

.. happy chicken every day for u.

Ek te uncha lamba kad................. utte chauda bhi tu hadd.....

.....Ek te uncha lamba kad................. utte chauda bhi tu hadd......

.... Tere bin ab alu nahi kat-ta G..........

....tabhi to mai Jz Jz karta G.....

......ouuuuuuuuuuouuuuuuuuuuuuoooooooooouuuuuuuu

Jiggi tara jiggi tara.......bikhar gaya......

.... oye DJ jiggi da baap bann gaya ....

Jiggi tara jiggi tara.......bikhar gaya.......... oye DJ jiggi da baap bann gaya......

.........amma bhi nache jaye....hum bhi nache jaye...

..mare khushi ke paon fisal gaya..

...oye mauja hi mauja .....

sham savere ab mauja hi mauja.

naina roti jaaaaaaye............. Sanp(Mamba Black) na aaye.

raina biti jayeee sanp na aaye............

.....nindiya na aaaaaaaayyyyyeeeeee...

nindiya na aaaaaayyyeeeeeee..........

.. M really sry mr ball aapke uper mai gana thori samay ke paschat banaunga....

kyunki abhi mera mood urban nahi hai. ......

Han aur lalhaun.............tu to beta pehle bhauji ka naam pata karke aaaa fir baat karte hain.................

..arthat teri n meri to baat kabhi ho hi nahi sakti kyunki tu bhabhi ka naam kabhi pata hi nahi kar paayega..

...haaahhhhaaahhan


babam bam babam babam bam babam babam

bam babam babam bam babam babam bam babam

babam bam babam babam bam babam....

..bus karo padhna aage such me bum hai.

Gratitude with Attitude

Ashu Bhaiyya per sabka saiyyaaaa..........added with affection......

WHAT IT TAKES TO be a vovinhood......

It is easier to get through in IIT or IIM .......

but its really tough to be a member of vovinhood.............

All it takes..... common sense.....what no one has.......

presence of mind......*&*(&*&.. who has mind ....now a days.......

logo ko pakaane ka immense passion hona chahiye.......

you must have stayed in vovinhood for alteast entire ...one day.....

you must mail from your company ID...personal id is only for wild card holders....

for more details.......do write to us.......

DO YOU REALLY HAVE it IN u.......be vovinhood.....rule(fool) urself....

remember...hum poori duniya me faile hai.....aur ekdum khaalli hai.....

What IS MUZAIRA IS ALL about....

Vovin hood muzaira is the CIRCLE of some frens (jaroorat) as

we usually called it.........

.to discuss and update every body what going on in the .............Ibar ......

....is the intellectual bar..........

....reason for this name is ...........

........aafter drunk we only discuss........

......intellectual issues like Hitlar,non science , paranormal,INDIA,LIFE, share market .......

....and tha name vovinhood comes cas that place is in.......

...........silicon valley of the country by..........

...some software labours works in dihadi (gets money for both the half of the day by employer.)

at vidyapeeta circle so........

...This V repalces the great Robinhood to greatest VOVINHOOD...

...The punch line of vovinhood muzaira......

...HUM POORI DUNIYA ME FAILE HAI......

......AUR HUM EKDUM KHAALI HAI.............. VOVINHOOD ROCKS.....

some more dilogues...aashu muradabadi kii jabaan se...

Dear frens....our pyara sumit forgot some more to put in.............Like.

Eeeyun eeeyun......When baccha is damn happy to have chicken.

Balam Pardesiya...............when a vovinhood members are on call, sittin at different places.

Milanooo.........Callin ball with love. Bebo.............Callin amma with love.

Jz Hez Crazy...............Callin Jz with love.

Aap hame interested nahi lag rahe hai......itna ho jaye wohi bahut hai aapke liye.

Ye ka tab se left right kar rahe hain......................Donn walk.

Jada faintum mat bano warna dant diye jaoge................Donn try to b bond.

Are e rahi pehli jhanki..............shuru hui hai...khatam naki.

Ajjkal mere dil me khayal aata hai.........mere dil me khayal aata hai..........................abe abe gadhau khayal dil me nahi dimaag me aata hai.

ALLllllLLAAAaaaaAA bOLLeLLLLLLLLLLooooooooooooooo.

vovinhood dialogues

Vovinhood ke kuch Instant famous (notorious) dialogues….

Mind ith……

Don KA pakadna mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai………kya Rajni anna Don KA nahi don KO………

Abe Mard ka bachha hai to muh se baat kar…..(after a hatyaari fart from a members ass… )

KUvari ladki ka pahla chumban ..uske premi ke liye hota hai………after a a long discussion on romantic stories…

Tera lahu P jaounga……after a heated discussions on vampire…..

Allaa Boleleo….alla bolelo…….barrier breaks when two vovinhood members fight….

All the top girl in the RD…..minnaaaardiiii………we really don’t know what is it…..

Damn…….related to a particular member…..damn…..

Amma will pic…………throw the garbage any where in the home….then amma will pic…….

Shut up………….when one member want a favour from other…….

Aur rupa naha liya………………..

Abe is weekend kuch karte hai…………per what …no one knows……..

Abe chal be ghoom kea ate hai…per kaha …no one knows…….

Abe zara bike dena………petrol nahi hai usme ..pahle bhara lena…….jabki bike me aaaj ki 100 ka petrol pada hai….

Frens aaj ke liye itna………..

A lot more to come…………….

aLLa bOlelO……………..mac alooooooo tikkiiiiiiiiiiiiiii………..papapapa…

ku yaha curfew laga hai ka………………… sunil shetty kii style me ….

Abe goli na chal rahi hai tumse……lagta hai mantar fook ke maroge…………pandat……..

Mai jaan se maar daloonga……………sunil shetty kii style me…bachha special…..




Aaj itna hi nikla hai…subah subah……kaam chala lev……kaa kare constipation hui gava hai… .santosi bano…… rajkumar santosi nahiiiiiiiiiii…..




Masiiiiihaaaaaaaaaaa mohabbbbbbbat kaaaaaaa…………….sumit mamba

Suraj Hua Madhham

K3G ka gaana 'Suraj Hua Madhham' mere, sorry hamaare, shabdon mein.



Suraj hua maddham chaand jalne laga
Hoysala bar ka gate kyun hai khulne laga
Main khada hua paise contribute hone lagi
Phir bar se botalein iBar mein aane lagi
Hoooo kya hum log pee rahe aakhri baar hain..............
Bar wale bhaiyaaaaa, kya hum log pee rahe aakhri baar hain....................

Hai mast jhakaas yeh pal
Peene ke baad sabka dimaag hai paidal
Aur iBar mein intellect ki baatein kar rahe hain...............
Yeh never-ending topic hamara
Wohi Sachin wohi Lara
Aaj bhi peene ke baad hum lad rahe hain..............
Yun hi rahe har dam, iBar ka mausam
Kabhi chale Fosters kabhi chale Rum
Hmmmm Main peeta raha, zameen chalne lagi
Khali hui jeb, daaru udhar pe aane lagi
Hoooo kya hum log pee rahe aakhri baar hain..............

Bajpai ke photos se to hum log pake hain sanam
Bhagane ke baad bhi dikhata hai, phoote hamare karam
O Bajpaiya! band kar ab photos dikhana
Par woh na maane, Bajpaiya nahin karta raham
Tab bhadke JayZ, baat badhne lagi
'Nach Baliye' dekhne ke baad JayZ ki aag bujhi
Lekin tab bhi main peeta raha, zameen chalne lagi
Shaant ho gaye sab, shaadi ki baat hone lagi
Hoooo kya hum log pee rahe aakhri baar hain..............
Gowdaaaaaaaaaaaaaa kya hum log pee rahe aakhri baar hain..............



And here comes the end of the eternal love story of iBar and its members. But this is just the begining.

You can be a 'shrota' or a 'wyakta'. But when you are in Vovinhood what's the difference?


Gypsy. They call me 'Gypsy', soda with whiskey.

'Jigi da baap' ka dhaansu reply

Shayaro me hamari khabhi ginti thi nahi
Aaj hum pe yeh aaroop koi kare nahi
Shroota hai hum vakta the nahi kabhi
Enjoy karte hum yeh muzaira,
To aap log kabhi ruke nahi
Waise humre paas hummer hai nahi
Noida udhar de to chala lenge kabhi

Hehehehehe
Sorry beech me hasi aa gai , noida aur udhar de ..hehehehehe

-Jigi da baap

Happy Birthday to Ball

Bhaiyon. Pankaj (C)Udhaas ka ek gaana 'Yun mere khat ka jawaab aaya' mere labzon mein.


Yun aaj ek saal baad Baul ka birthday aaya
Yun aaj ek saal baad Baul ka birthday aaya
Wallet mein aaj ek aur credit card aaya
Yun aaj ek saal baad Baul ka birthday aaya

Aawaaz aayi hai kisi gainde ki
Aawaaz aayi hai kisi gainde ki
Zarror Baul hai iBar aaya
Yun aaj ek saal baad Baul ka birthday aaya

Bhikhari na ho jaye Ibar hamara
Bhikhari na ho jaye Ibar hamara
Baul ne jo aaj party ka plan banaya
Yun aaj ek saal baad Baul ka birthday aaya

CEO ke resume wala labour kaun hai
CEO ke resume wala labour kaun hai
To naam Baul ka janaab aaya
Yun aaj ek saal baad Baul ka birthday aaya



Thank you. Thank you.
Aao dein Vovinhood ko naya mod. Aur taiyari karein Vovinhood Muzaira ke Vol-2 ki.


Alla bollelo. Alla bollelolo.
Barriers break when people talk.

'Kiss of Love' song from 'Jhoom Barabar Jhoom'

Hey! Stay away from the Hint of Burp
Ho grilled chicken ki teekhi taste ne maara. Hint of Burp. Hint of Burp.
Mera Fosters ho gaya aadha. Hint of Burp. Hint of Burp.
Ho grilled chicken ki teekhi taste ne maara. Hint of Burp. Hint of Burp.
Mera Fosters ho gaya aadha. Hint of Burp. Hint of Burp.
Hoye is bottle mein jab bhi jhaakoon. Hoye shava. Hoye shava.
Khaali hi yeh dhikti hai. Hoye Shava. Hoye Shava.
Hoye khatam kar isko yaar doosri ko khol yaar ve.....
Hint of Burp.Hint of Burp. Stay away from Hint of Burp.
Chill. Have a fag. Stay away from the Hint of Burp.

Aye Noida..... Naadaan tere......... Booze ke majbooriyan.
Teri height se...... Lambe hain yeh.....Botalon ki gaharayiyan

Ho tere ko hi pee ke to main raat bhar nachta hun
Subeh ko uthta hun aur dihari pe chala jata hun
Hoysala bar band ho to.... Hoye Shava. Hoye Shava.
Band ho jate hain (zindagi ke) darwaze. Hoye Shava. Hoye Shava.
Yaad mat dila woh din, ab band kar yaara.......
Hint of Burp.Hint of Burp. Stay away from Hint of Burp.

Paul sings

O JayZ it's your birthday
we gonna party as it's your birthday
we gonna sip Bacardi as it's your birthday
And you know we don't give a f*** if it's not your birthday
You find me in the iBar

Yaad aa raha hai........... iBaaaaaaaar

Yaad aa raha hai........... iBaaaaaaaar
Kahan hum kahan tum, hote the pee ke tunn
Bolte the ki DJ ab bas bhi kar yaaaaaar
Ho ho yaad aa raha hai..... iBaaaaaaaaaar

Dekha maine dekha hai ek sapna
Dhooein ke badal mein ho ghar apna
Dhuan hi dhuan ho, Fosters ka jahaan ho
(main office mein hun aur bolun)
Main aaya aaya aaya aaya, (JayZ bolein) jaldi aaja

Ball back from Bombay

Bambayi se aaya hai mera dost
Khayega ab woh ab Picos mein french toast
Aur iBar mein karega is baare mein boast
Kahan gaya Laughter Challenge, yaad aati hai uski host
Pyaar ki gahrayi mein Sumit ho jata hai lost
Hot babe dekh ke abhi bhi hum ho jate hain frost
Mera to roz mufat mein chal raha hai gosht
Aur mujhe bahaut pasand hai chicken roast
Love letter ke liye Bajpaiya email nahin karega, woh karega letter post



Abe jab shakal na achchi ho to kam se kam baat to achchi kiya karo

Happy New Year

Naye saal ki sabko mubarakbaad
Bhagwan kare sab rahein aise hi aabaad
Sutta pee pee ka na hona barbaad
Ab to control karo ladki ke liye apne jazbaat
Dekhna JayZ ki shaadi hogi in Dhanbaad
Aur uski shaadi mein hum log machayenge utpaat
Kya JayZ aur Bajpai ke beech mein hai jismaani taluqaat
Pyar mein hum nahin mante koi jaat-paat
Kya Sumit dopahar mein bechain ho jata hai karne bhabhiji se mulaqaat
Lekin ghar pahunchte hi use padte hain mukka-laat
Chal daru la, aye Ganpaat

Jawan janemann haseen dilruba
Jo na mili ladki yahan, to botal khul gaya

Noida bhi shayar hai

Dil kabootar khana hai, har kisi ka aana jana hai
Bajpai factory mein kaam karta hai isliye uske paas baarah number ka pana hai
Duniya mein aayein hain to sabko ek na ek din jana hai
Par usse pehle mujhe bahaut saara chicken khana hai
Kya Sumit ne kal raat roti banane ke liye aata sana hai
Bajpai ke gaal mein ek daana hai
JayZ ki shaadi hogi yeh usne maana hai
Lekin paajigiri mein yeh sabka nana hai
VP Circle mein sukh-dukh ka tana bana hai
Jis din pyaar hoga us din mujhe ek gaana gana hai
Gowda ko India waapas aana hai
Par yeh Dollar badi kutti cheez hai, bada zaalim zamana hai
Kyunki waapas aa ke Gowda ko apne credit-card ka chukana harjana hai
Sumit helment ke andar pehenta bandana hai
Aur samajhta apne aap ko Kamal Sadana hai
Sumit apni madam ke liye ho chuka fanaa hai
Sumit ki biwi ko main aur JayZ chhedenge banke kaana hai ..... (kaana matlab one-eyed doston. Dimaag pe jyada zor na dalo)
Hum sab ko mil ke Bajpai ke liye dulhin lana hai
Ha ha, Sumit kya tumhe aaj phir mila bhabhiji se mila taana hai
Batao batao kiske hone wale bete ka naam rana hai




Duniya ne bhauat gaaliyan di par hum chup-chap sunte rahe
Bahaut sitam dhaaye humpe par hum sab kuch sehte rahe
Hamdardon ne bola bata kyun nahin deta ki asli bewafa kaun hai
Humne bola ki naam unka uchlega isliye hum chup-chap rahe

Jab We Met

Jab we met ka ek gaana hai: Nagada Nagada Nagada baja
Bajpai current aa gayi, ab to mombatti bujha
Aaj bhi main subeh nahane ke baad karta hun pooja
Kya Bajpai ke life mein nahin aayega koi dooja
Maar kha ke mera aur DJ ka muh tha sooja
Inaam usko jo janta hai is actor ko jiska naam hai Bikram Saluja
Paul ke aane se iBar ka aasmaan gooja
Main to yahan weekend pe khata hun tarbooja
Kya shaadi ke baad Sumit apni life se joojha
Jab JayZ bhadke to main Bajpai ko aur Bajpai mere ko bole ki pehle ghar ke andar tuja
Jab we met ka aur gaana hai: Mooja Mooja



Nach le giya... O Jhaji.... Nach le giya

Yaad aa raha hai Hoysala bar

Yaad aa raha hai Hoysala bar
Jaane kyun diya lucknovi ko woh to hai bimaar
Credit card waalon se kyun hai Paul faraar
Sumit ki zindagi mein bhar gaya hai pyaar hi pyaar
Kya Mitesh ne abhi tak nahin chukaya udhaar
Mera aur JayZ ka peete hue hota tha takraar
Madam Juhi ki movie thi daraar
Sumit agar chakku uthata hai to JayZ utha lete hain talwaar
Sumit polio ka teeka lagwa lena warna tumhara bachcha hoga bimaar
Hamare ghar ke saamne road pe laga hua hai ek pilaar
Reply nahin karte, DJ kya tum nahin ho apniis harkat se sharmasaar
Ek juddi mere se maar khayega agar mil gaya to, uska naam hai Monty Panesaar
Hamari ‘Circle’ company khet mein ugaayegi jwaar
Jaane kab Bajpai ki zindagi mein aayegi bahaar
Gowda kya hamare tumhare beech khadi ho gayi hai deewaar
Phir kitni baar bolna padega ki reply karo, kya hazaar baar




Hamara neta kaisa ho, ‘Mannu Bakait’ jaisa ho

Bhanvar koi kumudini pe jo ja baitha to hungama

Bhanvar koi kumudini pe jo ja baitha to hungama
Bajpai ladkiyon ka sirf achcha dost tha, jo laundi pata liya to hungama
Main pehle auto mien chalta tha jo Pulsar 220 le baitha to hungama
Sumit sabse bada chor tha, jo married hua to hungama
JayZ sirf phone pe laga rehta tha, jo phir se party animal hua to hungama
Paul urban dude tha, jo Intellectual Bar aaya to hungama
Hum sab ghar mein khaate hain, jo Paul ne aa ke eat-outs ki baat ki to hungama
Gowda US mein rehta hai, jo India aaya to hungama
Pehle Noida ke chicken aaraam se jee rahe the, jo main aaya to (eeyanw eeyanw) hungama
SRK ki movies hum theatre mein nahin dekhte, par jab TV pe aayi to hungama

Yeh to bada tayeeaaaaaaa haiiiiiiii

Kya kahe….

Aaj kuch aise shaam aaye hai….
Dhoop bhi chandni se sharmayye hai…
Mujhe to chukana udhaar kii pai pai hai……
Kahne ko to ek bhagwaan hi baba sai hai…..
Kabhi kabhi pahaad se badi hoti rai hai…..
Bathroom me bhi aab lag gayee kaayee hai……
Per ye to badaaaaaa taaayeeeeee hai…..
Jayz kee life me kuch khusi kii lalima chayee hai….
Bachha kii aab Bangalore aane kii umeed murjhayee hai….
Baal kar raha HSBC & CITI ke maal ki katayee hai….
Bajpaiiya kii zindagi me bhi aab WORSHIP(mind ith) kii bahaar aaye hai …
Per ye aab kahna really dukhdaaaye hai……
DJ aur GODA ke kalaaam padhene ke liye ye aankh murjhayee hai….
Aaj ye mera aakhi paigaam hai……aab is muzaire se humeeri vidaai haii….

Allah hafiz………..

DARD KE SHOLO KO PEETA GAYA JAAM SAMAJH KE…….
ASQ UUU HI BAHATA GAYA TERA NAAM SAMAJH KE….
UMMEEED THI KABHI NA KABHI TO AAYEGI TU…..
PER AISAA NA SOCHA THA KII TU AAYEGI ANJAAN SAMAJH KE…..

SUMIT VIDROHI KA AAKHIRI SALAAM………

Sumit ka buna hua tana-bana

Arj hai…….

Wah wah wah….

Abe shuru to hone de……badi jaldi hai…..…chouthe.. maheene hi nikal gaya tha kya…….

Jiyo raja…hilla dis…..

Bachhha ka gaya hua jab maine suna gana
Ye mousam lagne laga suhana…..
Kal cook ne banaya ek dum zahreeela khana….
Khane se pahle maine hi aata sana…..
Aab to bajpaiya bhi deta hai tana……
Boll ke ek dost ka naam hai fateh singh rana….
Pata nahi lallau kiske hai nana…….mind ith….
Jayz ko aab kissi prakar hai ek ladki ko paana….
DJ ne bhi blr me khoob daru doodh malai chana…..
Baccha ek aankh vale aadmi ko kahte hai kaana..
Lallau honeymoon ko jayega country Ghana…
Bachha khoob pel ke kha raha hai dilli me bhatoore aur chana..
Aaab to saat din ke baad padega nahana,,,,,
Goda kitna der intezaar karega aab to maidaan me aana…..
Aab boll ne paisa bachane ka hai thana….
Aab kitna chatega ….aab to jana….
Agar kuch hai dimaag me to muzaire me lana….
Are dimmag me jo lagana..
Na kii hilaaaaanaaaa…….
Aaab sab jaldi jaldi reply karo nahi to jana padega thana…..


“NO SMOKING” is really injurious to health…ku bachha…….

To bolo …ta ra ra ra………….

Kya yeh Muzaira tham gaya?

KYA MUZAIRE KA TOOFAN THAM GAYA…
GODA KE PET ME AADHA LETER RUM GAYA..
JAATE JAATE BACHHA BAJPAI KI AANKHE NAM KAR GAYA..
IS BAAR HISSAB PUSTIKA ME MAAL KUCH KAM GAYA…
JHA JI KA ATTENTION AAB KAPDO ME SOME GAYA..
BAAL TO APNI PARTIYO ME RAM GAYA….
JAATE JAATE AAB YE GAM GAYA…
AAB LIKHTE LIKHTE DIMMAG SAD GAYA…

KOI TO NAYA MARO…………AUR BACHHA KO PICHADO…..MIND ITH….

PAHLI BAAR AAYE HAI HUMRE GAHR ME….. CHAI TO PEE KE JAAIYE…….BAHUT ACHHI CHAI BANATI HAI HUMRI WIFE……

Damn! Urban hindi.

Bahut dino Baad
Aaya hain reply karne ki yaad
Sumit ka sasural hain allahabad
Lalau ki ghar mein aj bani masala wala papad
JhaZ apna khasi ke liye lete hain HUMDARD
Kya Bajpai kar payega Wockhardt ka madad
Baccha aj ghar mein khayega prawn lababdad
Credit card walon ne kar diya hain mujko barbaad
Kya Naina do saal baad bolegi sumit murdabad
ya Sumit daaru peeke pade rahenge india gate ke paad

Apna Sapna Money money Money !!! Jai Jai Money

Bajpaiyaa diya hai bhai

Khamos......bharat ke pass rocket hai brahmos.
kya lalhaun wali bhabhi ka naam hai firdos.
kyun sumitwa shadi ke baad kho raha hai hos.
Is ball stiil there in hipnos.
humko accha lagta hai photu khichate me tarah tarah ke pos.
DJ Aaloo mat khana kyunki usme hota hai sukros.
jab hum bohot sare log ke saath daru maarte hain to bolte hai "hei bros"
Jz ke rom rom me bhara hai jos
Agar tumne bhi kisi se pyar kiya to us me hai sirf tumhara hi dos.
Abhi Ibar me ho jata tha kabhi kabhi sarfaros.

Diye jalta hain.....phool khilte hain.....badi mushki se magar.....I Bar me dost milte hain.

do me a favour lets play holi....
sunday ko aati hai dd1 pe rangoli....
zee sare gama pe maal aayi thi mauli...
kya batahi ne humko i.... u boli....
lallaunh hi feb me uthni wali hai doli...
ab na chalta hai sumitwa ke baat ka goli...
kyonki usko mili hai .... bahut hi poli...
bajpai kya tumne apni haat dholi...


hum sumit aur bajpai raat me baith ke karenge thitoli

Senti-mental Mannu Bakait

AAJJ KU HO RAHA YE EHSAAS HAI…..
BACHHA DOOR HO KE BHI HUMAARE PASSS HAI….
DAS RAHI DUNIYA KO BAHU AUR SAAS HAI…
INDIA NE HUMESHA HAARA TASS HAI…
BAJPAI KE LIYE POOJA AUR BACHHA KE LIYE NAMITA KUCH KHASS HAI….
JHA JI KO ANZ AAB AA NA RAHA RAAS HAI….
BALL KA NAYA WARD TO PAISA KASH HAI…..
LALLAU BLR ME AUR BACHHA NUIDAAH ME KAR RAHA KEANE KA NASS HAI….
DJ BHAI YE DUNIYA TO EK MOHPASH HAI…..
AAJ KE TECHNO WORLD ME GAAY (COW) BHI KHATI NAHI GHAAS HAI…
GOWDA KE BAATE AAATI NAHI APNE KO RAAAS HAI….
ARE YE TO SAAL KA AKHIRI MASS month HAI….


PEOPLE CALL ME BLACK MAMBA, BUT I CALL IT A STATE OF MIND……CAS I HATE intersections……….BINDAAAAAAAAS RAHNE KA…….

Bebo bebo be bebo bebo be

AAJ JAISE HI MUZAAIRA ME AANE KA MAN BANAYA
PEECHE SE A GAYA BAJPAI KE KHOUF KA SAAYA..
AAB AMMA HAI BEBO NAHI HAI AAYA….
BAJPAI KII BIBI KA NAAM POOJA NAHI HOGA MAYA
BACHHA KI NAMITA NE PAHANA HAI SAAAYA
JAY Z NE AAJ OFFICE LATE JAANE KE LIYE RAIN KO JIMMEDAAR THAHRAYA..
BAALL NE HAR BANK ME UDHAAR KA PARCHAM LAHRAYA…
LAANNAALU AT LAST EK GHAR PAYA..
DJ ROZ JATA HAI CLINIK KAYA….
PED KA KAAM HAI DENA CHAYA…
AAB KAHA HAI DESH KII LADKIYO ME HAYA..
WAR ME KITNI JAANE HO GAYEEE JAYA….
MAI AAJ TAK NA SAMJH PAYA …KII KU GODA KA REPLY NA AAYA…

AAJ FIR JEENE KII TAMANNA HAI………….YAROOOOOO….

iBar Shayari

Madhushala Mradu bhavon ke angooron ki aaj bana liya hala(daru).

Priyatam, apne hi hathon se aaj pilaunga pyala.

pehle bhog laga lun tera fir prasad jag payega.

sabse pehle tera swagat karti meri madhushala(I Bar).

Pyas hai tujhe to poora nichod ke nikalunga hala(****)

ek paon se saqi banke nachunga leke pyala.

Jeevan ki madhuta to tere uper kab ki war chuka.

Aaj nyochawar kardunga tujh pe ye madhushala(IBar)

THE Bhojpuri Bajpaiyaa

अंगना में कुइयाँ खोनाइले, पीयर माटी नू ए,ए ललना जाहिरे जगवहु कवन देवा, नाती जनम लिहले हो।नाती जनमले त भल भइले, अब वंस बाढ़हू ए।ए ललना देह घालऽ सोने के हँसुअवा,बाबू के नार काटहु ए।ए ललना देइ घालऽ सोने के खपड़वा,बाबू के नहवाईवि ए।ए ललना जाहि रे जगवहु कवन देवा,नाती जनम लिहले ए ।नाती जनमले त भल भइले, अब वंस बाढ़हु ए ।ए ललना देई घालऽ रेशमऽ के कपड़वा,जे बाबू के पेनहाइवि ए ।


bolo bhoj puri ki jai....................

Sumit ki ...aadi

Hum ka bataye jab se hui hai shaadi…
Kasam se ho gayee hai abbadi…
Laalau ki zindagi ki ho rahi barbaadi..
Bachha ki gF ka naaam hai Paadi
Aur bajpaiyyaaa ne ek aur unicorn laadi
Gandhi ki favrit thi khadi
Baaalll ko her chees chahiye jaadi (more)
Jhaji….ne jam kar hai paaadiiii.(Fussssss)
Aab nahi rahi humaaari azaadi…
Aur doston ne bhi khoob daaru pila di…

Damn

Kya baat hai? Itne dino se koi reply nahin. Damn.
Chicken ke alawa mujhe pasand hai Ham.
Paul ke internet friend ka naam hai Sam.
Teacher jab attendance leti thi to Manu Bakait bolte thhe "Yes Ma'am"
DJ tera system itna slow kyun hai. Dalwa usme thoda RAM
Hollywood ki ek bomb ka naam hai Pam
Gowda jab Bangalore aayega tab pata chalega usko ki kya hota hai 'Traffic Jam'

Fully Paltooo

Har dil mein rab basta hai
Luckhnovi ka naya kambal sasta hai
Ab Noida hi mera rasta hai
Kyun Jhaji kabhi nahin hasta hai
Sumit kya tumne kiya aaj nasta hai
Bajpai kabhi bhi kisi ko bhi dasta hai
LaCoste ko hindi mein bolenge la-casta hai
South mein 'mast' ko bolte 'masta' hai
Sumit aur Laukhnovi, kal ki dinner hamara hoga pasta hai
Sumit tum shaadi ke baad nahin badloge tumhe hamari dosti ka wasta hai
Bajpai kya tum pet ki gadbadi se abhi bhi drasta hai
Dommino's pizza ke upar hota cheese ka crusta hai


Maana maine bahaut ganda mara hai par isse achcha koi maar ke emailaaye. Wahi asli Vovinhood hoga.

Diwali ki subhkamanaye

KAL aa rahi deewali hai…..
Apna IBAR kuch khaali hai…
Meri ek bhi nahi saaali hai….
Dhruv hi SASKEN ki bagiya kaa maali hai….
Ball ke ghar ki tooti hui jaali hai….
Nuidaaad kii maaal kya kaali hai…..
Lalllanau ke room me ek naaali hai……
Ghar ke saamne vaale ped me ek daaali hai….
Bajpai ne bhi chup chupa k eek maaal pa li hai….
Aaab to apni bhi vaat lagne vaali hai….
Aur saare software labour aab khali hai….
Aur kya mamu ka paasport jaali hai…
Aa daaab…..masha allah…

Aur ek pheka

Muzaire me shamil sabhi MAQBULON ko Ashish qayamati ka Salam...... Arz hai
Aaj ka din kharab hai kyunki noida chupchap hai
Lalahun ka "light off karo" purana alaap hai
Sumit and naina bhabhi ka hone wala milap hai
Jha ji ka pyar karna kya ek paap hai
Kya ball ki purani maal kantap hai
Kya mamu ke hone wale sasur ka naam jagtap hai
40 dhruv ki kamar ka naap hai
Kulla tamam.............