Friday, December 26, 2008

Bajpai ne dil cheer ke dikhaya

Han han mai hun sales man........
............ Kya hua ki agar maine jake sabun tel kangi bechi..
. Kya hua ki mai darr darr jake darvaze khatkhatata hun....
. kya hua ki bechara baccha bina nayi cmpny join kiye manager bann gaya..........
.. ..........Are ye sab maine kiya hai to sirf Vovinhood ke liye....
Ibar ke liye.
Thak gayi hai ye budhi haddiyan akele vovinhood ko khichte khichte.....
......par aaj bhi har friday, saturday & sunday ko Ibar ki shama jalti hai.
Nahi bada vilayti daru ka khamba sahi but kam se kam OLD MONK(Addha:68 Rs) ki nadiya behti hai.
Bhag gaye sab dost yar.......
. koi US koi NOIDA aur koi bahar.....
.....but aaj bhi daru ki har ghoont pe unki baat nikalti hai.
Na zaroorat thi manager banne ki baccha ko......
.But vovinhood ki har badi tamanna aaj bhi uski hi bank balance poora karti hai.
Khatam ho gaye woh ballebaj woh gendbaj jo over the chest khela karte the..
.....but unki baayi stumps aaj bhi wall par dikhti hai.
Chalegaye woh dost yaar jo botal bechke chai sutta late the......
.uskami ko poora karne ke liye vovinhood me aaj bhi lagatar bidi jalti hai(Classic Milds: 4.50Rs) Nahi bakra musg musallam..
...but kam se kam aaj bhi hemant(Ramakant ka dost) ke haath se hi roti banti hai(The same oriya cook) Nahi washing m/c and dish washer.......
.......but aaj bhi wohi amma kam karti hai(Subeh 5:30 am Ko nas karti hai)
Nahi makhmali rajai and malmal ka gadda..........
.....but doto ke pasine se nahaye hue fate 7 saal purane gaddo pehi patto ki bazi lagti hai.
Kehne ko hai bahut kuch..
.....Parr keh nahi pate..
...Kash woh purane din laut ke aate. Are sala ye jitna bhi uper likha dekh rahe ho na.............
.....Sab bahut hi bada toyin hai.
Oye Kook Kook Kooki....
.....Chad Gayi Kook Kook Kooki.

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