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Woh dekho iBar member ja raha hai
Woh dekho iBar member ja raha hai

Har chhoti chhoti baat pe jo hans raha hai
Dil mein ladki ke gam liye jee raha hai
Raat raat bhar kaam kar ke jo aa raha hai
Woh dekho iBar member ja raha hai

Promotion ho ya demotion, beer ke botalein khol raha hai
Kabhi Fosters to kabhi breezer hi pee raha hai
Hard drink ki baat karo to after effects ke darr se saham raha hai
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Friday night party mein ek Tendulkar ko defend kar raha hai
To doosra Ponting ko mahanatam batsman bata raha hai
Indoor cricket mein jo Bajpai ki har ball pe bowled ho raha hai
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Saturday morning ko ek phone ring se uth raha hai
To doosra chai air breakfast ka bandobast kar raha hai
Teesre ki aankhein nahin khuli par dhaunk raha hai
Chautha uthte hi TV dekhte hue apne pappu se khel raha hai
Panchwa message kar raha hai aur party ka plan bana raha hai
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Shaam ko baithe hue ek banda sabka mazaak uda raha hai
I.T. waalon ko dihaadi (daily wages) pe kaam karne wala bata raha hai
To Automation waale ko factory wala bata raha hai
Aur jab usse poocho ki aaj ka din kaisa raha?
To aaj phir apne boss se lad-ke aa raha hai
Current naukri chhode ki jo khokhli dhamki de raha hai
Kyunki woh shaadi ke responsibility ke bojh tale daba ja raha hai
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Weekend party ke liye jo wednesday se appointment de raha hai
Stocks mein jo hazaaron haare ja raha hai
Naye jeans khareed ke jo Bajpai aur Sumit ko baant raha hai
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Chai ke waqt biscuit na hone par jo bhadak raha hai
Bike ke gears kharaab hone ke bawjood usko theek nahin kara raha hai
Weekdays pe suddenly kabhi bhi pee ke tunn hoke ghar aa raha hai
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Ghar mein ghee aur makhan laane se jo mana kar raha hai
Bade kifayat se jo khud ko aur ghar ko chala raha hai
Apne wardrobe mein aadha Bangalore Central liye jee raha hai
Phir bhi Bangalore Times mein Sale dhoond raha hai
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Jab woh apne Bombay trip(s) ke photos dikha raha hai
To har koi TV ki taraf dekh raha hai
Phir bhi enthu mein koi kami nahin la raha hai
Sone se pehle aur uthne ke baad jo dimaag ka dahi bana raha hai
Jab bhi photo-session ki baat karo to taiyar raha hai
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Woh iBar mein aate hi intellectual baatein kar raha hai
Uske aate hi 'Macha' aur 'Mamu' ka shor ho raha hai
Peg ready hai par phir bhi chai bana raha hai
Jo dollar ke weak hone pe sabse jyada dukhi ho raha hai
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Woh din bhar gayab raha hai
Apni CBZ ko Bangalore mein ghuma raha hai
Raat ko ghar aane par deewar ke peeche chhup raha hai
Hamne poocha kyun to sharmaate hue Fosters ki do bottle nikal raha hai
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Gypsy. They call me 'Gypsy', soda with whiskey.