bachha & boll

bachha: Mind you all iBar members.

I WILL BE BACK
Boll : Tum gaye kab the jo wapas aayoge..
mamba ; Yu tere khat ka jawaab aaya…..

Band lifafe me jaise koi GULAAB aaya…….

Appreciation for G

Bhai G for Gowda..

Mazaa aa gaya kasam jawaani kii kya tarana cheda hai..

Man to kar raha hai//////….lakin jaane do…..

Bhai ek leleo…..

Bajpai special……

Mai hu aashu …..aashu kuvara
Mai hu aashu …..aashu kuvara

Frustrated aha….desperate….aha…aur ekdum awaara…
Mai hu aashu …..aashu kuvara
Mai hu aashu …..aashu kuvara

11 loundiyo ne dil mera toda.
11 loundo ne mujhko foda…..
Per tera lucky no hai 12…
Mai hu aashu …..aashu kuvara

Mai hu aashu …..aashu kuvara

For Gowda & DJ..

Ye jo desh hai tera
Swadesh hai tera
Tujhe hai pukaara
Ye jo bandhan hai jo kabhi toot nahi sakta

For bachha..

Ye dosti hum nahi chodege
Chodega dum magar tera saath na chodege
Peena pilana saath hai
2 dozen sutta bhi paas hai…

For me.

Zindagi noor hai ….magar isme jalne ka dastoor hai…

Have fun…

Mamba….

G is having G spot now..good work...

Abe Kya Hua Kahan margayee Saalon?

Last shayri to saalon maine hi likha hai..Abhi tak Abhi ka Samna karne keliye koi tayaari nahi hai.

Is aafsar par..Ek Aur...

Aacha reply kiya Tune Mere Mail Ka
Aacha reply kiya Tune Mere mail ka
Member ne hi lootliya izzat iBar Ka
Member ne hi lootliya izzat iBar ka

Ashqon Ki maala Bajpai ka Gale Pehna Ke
Khush Hai Woh Noida main Roz Chicken Kha Ke
Ashqon Ki maala Bajpai,Sumitwa,Paul ka Gale Pehna Ke
Khush Hai Woh Noida main Roz Chicken Kha Ke
Kar Diya Khoon Dekho Sumitwa ka vishwas ka
Member ne hi lootliya izzat iBar ka

Noida Kahan Hai? Noida Kahan Chuppa Hai? Noida Begunha hai kya?
In the last few weeks the esteemed members of the iBar have raised several questions on the integrity, honesty & character of "once" highly rated iBar Muzaira king Noida alias Ranjan, Vishal.

Chalo isi Mudde par iBar Member bhai logon ka view jaante hai......

Pehle bat karte hai Noida ka Kareeb Dost Sumit Rastogi se....

Reporter: So Mr.Rastogi aap ka is Mudde pe kuch Vishesh tippani?
SR: Hmmm....Haan Noida Noida jaane ke badal gaaya. Isiliye main pehle se hi usko bolta tha...
Zindagi Noor Hai magar isme Jalne ki dastoor hai...Magar Saala Maantha hi nahi that....Abhi Noor ko doondthe hue Noida gaya hai..Badal gaya Saala..Areey Janaab Noida Ko Chodiye Hum ko tho Aisa Lagtha hai ki poora Zamaana badal gaya. Kab kaise kahan yeh sub kuch hua maaloom hi nahi pada.

We coundt get much information from Mr.Rastogi, he turned Philosophical all of the sudden..Chalo uska ek aur kareebi dost Bajpai se baat kate hai...

Reporter: Excuse me, Mr.Bajpai......
Bajpai: Hi, Do you want to buy ABB products? We sell X, y & Z we also give you discount on W if you buy D along with it. Ur face looks good, for you special discount of 10%.
Reporter: Hmmm...Actually I did not come to u for that..
Bajpai: Oh Mujhe kuch bechne aaya hai kya..Abhi nahi...mai Abhi Gujrat jha raha hoon..Shaam ko Mumbai me milna..Hmm...Mumbai me nahi Kal Subah Delhi main Breakfast ke liye milna.
Reporter: No Sir not even that
Bajpai: Please no question on Arnita.....Thats personal.

Lets move on to Dhruv Jhaveri.....

Reporter: aap ko kya lagta hai? Noida ko kya hua?
DJ: Arey main bolta hoon saale ko tho shaadi karke settle ho jaaneka. Jab Jignesh ke saath roz khelega sab theek ho jaayega.

Last but not the least..Mr. Hagga Seth

Reporter: Noida ke baare mai aapka kya khayal hai?
Seth: Abeey Muje Chod na hai...Chalo Chod the hain
Reporter: But sir
Seth: Abeey Muje Chod na hai...Chalo Chod the hain
Reporter: but Sir
Seth: Abeey Muje Chod na hai...Chalo Chod the hain

PS- I wrote this when I was terribly bored...Agar aachha nahi laga..bhai samaj ke maaf kardiyo..Magar saala Noida ko mat choodo...Wwat lagao saale ka..

Regards,
G for Gowda

bakait agan

Kya baat hai mitro…..

Aaj kal lagta hai loundo ke pass bahut kaam hai..
Yaaa to sabka jeena haraam hai…

Are koi to kuch bolo….
Apna parrot sa muh kholo…..

Chalo humhi chedte hai koi tarana…
Per aab na jhelege nuidaah ka purana ganna..

Kuch to naya innovation karo….
Bajpai kii ujdi maang ko bharo….

Jha jee ke bhi saare attempt fail hai..
Central me lagi fir se sale hai….

Boll fir se vaaapas India aaya hai..
Pizaa aur burger kha ke khoob motaya hai..

Hum to bina pizaa burger ke mota rahe hai..
Khushaal zindagi ka geet ga rahe hai….

Lallaaau aab to damager ban ke behaal hai…
Koi nahi laalau aage aane vala naya saal hai..

Gowda ke bare aab bahut less malumaat hai.
Kabhi kabhi lagta hai uspe bhi hua bajrapaat hai

Bas aab aur demaag ka dahi na karege..
Bas tum logo kii gaaaliyo ka intezaar karege..

Wah wah

Daad chahege..

Vidrodhi

Request,,,,,gowda sings & boll supports

Areey Chup Karo Bhai Log...Rulayega Kya.
Maine itna Pyar kahi nahi dekha hai..Sob Sob....
Noida tu Labourer nahi hai...
Tum iBar ka Bread nahi Chicken Winner tha....
..Hai aur Rahega hamesha
Vidyapeeta Aaja Noidwa Tera iBar Bulaya Re
Tu Roasted Chicken ko aakar ChoomeT
ho Kabab Magic Waalon ki Dil Jhoome
Maana tere hai kuch Sapne
Par Amma tho hain tere apne
Sutta Peenewaale, Humko teri Yaad Sataaye re
Vidyapeeta Aaja Noidwa Tera iBar Bulaya Re
Vidyapeeta Aaja Noidwa Tera iBar Bulaya Re
Maana tu udar roz khata hai Saag Sarson
Bin tere ibar main har weekend Barson
Sat night ko teen Chicken ki Thali
Aur Dekhe movie Kareena Waali
Zindagi main Dastoor Kaise (Sumitwa ka dialogue)
Keane main tu Majboor Jaise
Ab Bajpai Kya Sunna, Baal ka kya Kehna
Tere aur Sumitwa ke Beech Yeh Raina
Vidyapeeta Aaja Noidwa Tera Bajpai Bulaya Re
Vidyapeeta Aaja Noidwa Tera Sumitwa Bulaya Re
Vidyapeeta Aaja Noidwa Teri Amma Bulaya Re
Vidyapeeta Aaja Noidwa Tera JayZ Bulaya Re
Vidyapeeta Aaja Noidwa Tera Baal Bulaya Re
Vidyapeeta Aaja Noidwa Tera Neighbouring Ladkiyaan Bulaya Re
Vidyapeeta Aaja Noidwa Tera Sid Jhaveri Bulaya Re
Vidyapeeta Aaja Noidwa Tera Gowda Bulaya Re
Inshallah,
G for Gowda

BOLL ; Baccha.............. Come back to Bangalore. We miss you terribly. We wont call you labourer anymore. trust me. Please come back. Mujhe Swarma roll kaun khilayaga??

Taza Khhabbar...

AAJ KI TAAZA KHABAR.
AAJ KI TAAZA KHABAR.


Bajpaiyaa ne bola thha ki ‘I WILL BE BACK’ lekin usne reply nahin kiya abhi tak.

Bajpaiyaa darr gaya.
Bajpaiyaa darr gaya.

Bajpaiyaa marketing wala banda ho gaya hai.
Ab who enginner logon se darta hai hai ki koi bhi uski kabhi bhi maar sakta hai technically.

Bajpaiyaa ab Vovinhood nahin raha. Ab woh iBar ke layak nahin raha.
Bajpai kulta kulachchini. Kahan muh kala kara raha hai?

softician conversation...

mamba: Who is softician....
DJ ;bhai apne to Hardware Engineer hain,

Softician to woh hote hain jo pehle electrical engineering kare "Electrician" bante hain
or phir software field me aa ke "Softician" ban jate hain
he he he
Gowda: Aur Hume is Group me mat jodna. Hum tho Manager addmi log hain.

Ee baat to sirf Electrians log ka problem hain.
Bachha: Haan main hun ek Softician. Yahi sunna chahte thhe na tum log.
Haan haan maine EEE kiya hai aur ab ek Software engineer hun. Isliye main ban gaya hun ek SOFTICIAN.
Aur mere saath yeh kabhi bhi ho sakta hai. Kisi ne future nahin dekha.
Agar aisa hua to sab apni apni responsibility (towards me) samajh lo.

Gowda: Videshi daaru la ke dega
Sumitwa: Tana nahin marega. Support karega breezer pila ke.
JayZ: Machhli khilayega ghar ka bana hua
Lalhaun: Hawa mein bithayega aur morale high karega to not to give up
Ball: Brunch karayega
Bajpaiyaaaaa: Sutta pilayega
DJ: Agar aisa hua to kya tension hai. Hum Vovinhood ke dukhiyaro ka sahara ek Sasken ka future CEO hi to hai.

Aur main bina kaam ke din bhar iBar mein baithunga.