some words of appreciation for bachha

Ye tha
Bachha special kasam se ye padh ke Ghajini ka Aamir yaad aa gaya
Vahi puraane tever
Vahi rang .
kya baat hai bachha…
Derr se aaye per aandhi toofan kii tarah hila diya..
Jiyo…..
Naam hai…
Vishal noida Ranjan….
Karta nahi kabhi manjan……
Lagata hai baal me anjannnn…
Popular hai vidayapeeth me jan jan…
mamba
Trahi Trahi Trahi......................Koi itna bhi khali kaise ho sakta hai???? Mai to is Muzaire ko print mar ke ghar pe hi padhunga......warna padhte padhte ghar jane ka time ho jayega.
E sala (Sumitwa) doosra khali ..............sab padh lis be.
paltu
mamba ka jawaab paltu ko..
Kaa be thakele..

Itna kaaam na kar…

Kuch apne swasthya kaa bhi khayal rakh pagle..

Are Bhole ye to comedy hai..

Dukh door karne kee remedy hai…

Aab to jha je bhi shaadi ke liye ready hai…

Per paas nahi unke lady hai…

Bachha ka favrit slim shady hai…

Bajpai ko aab pasand taddy hai…

Abe car kii chabhi kise dedi hai…

Mitya aab chadne vala bali ki bedi hai..

Bas aur kuch isme jodo dosto…

mamba

Waah Noida Waah....Kya Jhakas likhi hai.Saala raat ko 4AM pe Pad Raha hoon
..Majaa Aa gaya..
.Musibat mein sharifon ki, Sharafat kam nahi hoti !
Sona tukde kyon na ho jaye, Kimat kam nahi hoti

goda

bachha ka hilarious style again

Bhaiyon! Bahut dinon ke baad likh rahe hain isliye maaf kijiyega gustaakhi ke liye.
Yeh jo paigaam hai...woh gaanon mein banyaan (not baniyaan) hai.
Gaate gaate padhiyega..


(Sunsaan raat thhi par iBar mein chehel-pehel thhi. JayZ ne entry mara. Woh baarish mein thode geele ho chuke thhe)

JayZ: Aye bachcha chal daru la, aye bachcha chal daru la. Bhai pepsi soda kam thoda pani bhi la.
Noida: Sutta jalaile jaldi se piya, maachiswa kiske paas hai?
Sumitwa: Paisa jab haath aayega, sutta bhi aa jayega, daru bhi aa jayega, pehle paisa.
JayZ: Cash mere purse mein hai, jacket ki jeb mein.

(Paul, feeling guilty)
Paul: Bill bada, mera bill bada. Main road pe hun, tu hi pila.
Noida: Raat thakeli hai. Hogi jeb dheeli.

(Then gowda comes with a 3.5 Rs full-cream milk packet)
Gowda: Ek garam chai ki pyali ho. Bajpai pilane wali ho.

(Then DJ comes)
DJ: O main nikla, CBZ le ke. O raste pe, Hoysala bar aaya, main 2 beer le aaya.
Noida: Chalo dildar chalo, Hoysala bar chalo...
Bajpai: Hum bhi taiyaar chalo...

(Noida ko dekh ke Hoysala bar wala)
Bar Dude: Salaam seth, salaam seth. Is baar kaun si bottle seth?
Noida: Jo tumko ho pasand wahi is baar piyenge. Tum Fosters do to fosters mein hi raat kaatenge.
Bajpai: Maine dekhe hain kayi dude duniya mein. Arre O bachcha tu badi katili.
Bar Dude: Sama hai suhana suhana, ek doosre ko hai pilana. Beer se nahin chalega, ye lo Royal Stag 2 saal purana.

(Then we come to the mixture shaap)
Bajpai: Aajkal kaun sa sutta chal raha hai....
Shaap dude: Humko hai malum tum milds wala hai

(Bajpai sutta jalate hue)
Bajpai: Jiya jale, phephda jale, nainon tale, sina kaundhe. Bachcha sala seena kaundhe.
Noida: Jab bhi sutta jalta hai, main jalta hun.

(iBar mein when everything is set)
Gowda: iBar mein jab bhi daru ka table, sajta hai.... Aadhi raat ke baad...
Do chor nikalte hain... Sutta ko churane ko..
Ek Noida ek JayZ, ek Noida ek JayZ....
DJ: Zamaane ke dekhe hain chor hazaar, nahin koi baraabar Noida ke...

(Koi ni. Sab baith gaye peene ke liye)
DJ: Do ghoont mujhe bhi pila de haraami, dekh phir hota hai kya.
Gowda: Yeh jawaani hai deewani, Bajpai meri rani chai bana de rani
Sumitwa: Ya DJ ki suno iBar waalon, ya mujhko ek peg bana ke de do.
Main hun bahaut hi thhak chuka, mujhe neend aayegi mujhe sone do.
Bajpai: Kya karein kya na karein yeh kaisi mushkil haaye
Peg banayein ya chai banayein, koi to bataye

(Koi ni. Daaru bani chai ke baad aur sab ne peena shuru kar diya)
Sumitwa: Purani jeans aur sitar. Muhalle ki woh maal aur uska yaar.
Woh raaton ko jaagna, IIT phodne ka thha bukhaar
Woh sutta peena gali mein ja ke, maar khana papa se har baar
Woh J.K. Temple pe jana, mangna bhagwaan se good luck ek baar
Bajpai: Aaj purani yaadon se, koi mujhe sharamsaar na kare
IIT ke sisakte geet na de, Gullo ki koi yaad na de
Gaddi chalana nahin aata, koi bhi humko car na de

(Then JayZ stands up and shouts)
Jayz: Kya tumne kabhi kisi se pyaar kiya?
(Chorus): Illa...
JayZ: Kabhi kisi ko dil diya?
(Chorus): Beda...
JayZ: Maine hai diya...la la la la...la la la la
Dhalti umar ke naujawaanon... bill chukana o deewano
Maine pyaar karke mobile bill paya, balance ganwaya
Bajpai: O jhaji jhaji re, jhaji jhaji
Aa daru pee, reh na jayegi koi bhi peg yahan baaki
Noida: Haye yeh jo mohabbat hai... yeh unka hai kaam
Salary jisko dhaanshu, mile har quarter inaam

(DJ sabka next peg banate hue)
JayZ: Thanda thanda paani
Noida: Ek uncha lamba kad, dooja chauda bhi tu had, teeza daru ke saath leta paani
Sumitwa: Hey Mr DJ, jaldi bana de next peg, else I will start with some PJ

(Peene ke baad sab gaate hue, verandah mein)

Bar hamein kis mod pe mil gaya,
Ki jee kare hai...koi to pilaye ek pauaa...
Raat mein jab bhi daaru kam pad jaaye,
Bike nikle aur brigade ka round mara jaye,
Nashe mien sab road race lagaate hain,
Ghar aa kar sutta mar ke so jaate hain...



Bhai ab dimaag kaam karna band kar dis. Isko continue kar ke likhenge ab agle saal

mamba ka jawab

Aab koi bhari samman uthane kii jaroorat humko nahi hai..

Kahi bhi ghar shift karna ho Bangalore me to..

Ekdum nai accent hai aapke paas humesha…Bajpai movers and packers…..contact for any logistic problems….kaafi kifayti daamo me….sirf ek sutta aur chai….

Jagah kii koi problem nahi hai….sune hai usme wardrobe tak ja sakti hai..itno badi dikki hai ..sahi hai..

Dhanya vaad….aur congratulations…..

See you gays in the evening…

So whats program…..

sannte ko cheerne kii chunouti

Kya bhai log…
..is festival time me bhi itna busy…
. Kya baat hai lagta hai recession ka asar apne members me jyada tez laga hai…
Sab apni company ko impress karne me lagey hai….
Khair
…ye sab to chalta rahta hai….
Per aaj bhi kuch log hai jinko recession chu bhi nahi paya hai….
Jaise kee BACHHA…..
Chahe pahle ya baad me …
chahe Bangalore me ya noida me..
koi farak nahi
….vahi daru vahi sutta….
Suna hai DJ bhai aaj kal India me hai…
. Sahi hai bhai
..kahi na kahi to hona padega….
Chalo bhai is se jayda tum logo ko chatne ka mood nahi hai..
Thak gaye hai koi kaam nahi hai office me…
Apna apna haal likhte raho…
Aur aish karo..
tata

bajpai is really happy

Sabse Pehle
Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh Hamar unko jo bides ja ke baithe hain....(gowda). Iske baad.......PuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuCCCCCCChhhhhhhhhhhii Hamar bigde londe ko jo chah ke bhi apni zindgi screw nahi kar pa raha...(Mr, Ball)
Baccha...........Bhai tera level shayari me thoda gir gaya hai......agli mail me acchi tadakti n bhadaki ka ummid rakhte hai......n Jan me 100K INR ki.
Sumitwa..........Iska panw bhari hai kal gaye to ulti kar raha tha.....Take Care dude Aise dino me Bhari saman nai uthana............Ne way pucchi to u.
Teswa........"manwa me hamra panauti kare.......bijhness me hammka chunauti kare"..............nass ho gaya hai roz sala hagge me baith ke yahi gata rehta hai.
Ball..............He got a call........
...bolta hai don buy car small............
...Accent kharidwane me isi hi ka hath hai........
....Jebwa khali karwane me ladka McGrath hai......All the best for new job.
Jz.................Hez CraZZy............Ye ek pariwarik insan hai.....
.....ANZ ko manta aish ke mamle me bhagwan hai....
...Dil se aaj bhi jawan hai...
.Daru pine ke mamle me thora baiman hai.
Btw....Thanks to all of you jinke protsahan ke baad hum barki CAR lene ki zurrat kar gaye..............
..(Feb me khane ka paisa bhi nahi bachega....Sambhal lena bhai log) Kuch to likha hai.....
.Mann kar raha tha jo dimag me aata jaye bus chapte jae..
....Office walon ko lag raha hai mai bahut mann laga ke koi bada business mail likh raha hun.

bachha s angry

Abe Sumitwa, tabhi to hum doosra mail bheje rahe Lalhaun ke official id se. ee hai uska id: - Arvind.Srivastava@qwest.com
Hum already isko add karke SECOND mail mare rahe par tum apna tej buddhi laga ke waapas uska personal mail dal diye.

Aayein. Kaahe la.

laalu pe vaarr

Laalau aapna official ID add kar…….

Bacchhhaaa….is back again with his third class attitude and C grade shayri….
Abe jab shayar nahi ho to kosis ku karte ho be….
Abe ye to gowda hai….jo white collar way me paul ko wish kar raha hai….vaise paul ko bhi pata hai…in sab se uska all the best nahi hoga…
Khair aab vo samay aa gaya hai jab casual way go give up karke formal way me samavesh karna chahiye..
VAISE JAROORI NAHI HAI…..(chek de India)
Btw abhi tak bajpai ko car ke liye badhaiiyya nahi mili hai…
Log pata nahi ku bajpai ke mamle me kanjoos ho jjaate hai…
Aab bajpai badal gaya hai…..aab vo palat ta nahi hai….
Aur ACCENT ka DP bhi maar diya hai…
Bhaiyo aab to maaan jao bajpai vaakai ACCENT khareed raha hai..…

Aur kuch shikayat aur bhi hai…vo aab agle mail me…

Till then have fun…wherever you are….

tata

goda & bachha conversation on boll

Hi Paul,
Congrats Buddy.
Wish you all the best.
Abhi

Corrected Lalhaun’s email id and included Tesji/Seth also. In future, reply to this mail.]

Hey Gowda,
make sure from next time you don’t send such mails.
We do not wish people.
We just suck them.
Where’s the party tonight?
Anyway Paul “All the Best”.
Have a Chicken Shwarma Roll from my side today.
I must say that Paul is really lucky.
He has tried real hard to screw up his life but his luck has saved him till now.

Isi baat pe ek shayari ho jaye. As follows (for Paul),

Zindagi ka jua hum khela nahin karte
Maut ke kuen mein jhaka nahin karte
Maarte hain apni khud se hi
HIV ka khatra mol liya nahin karte

boll replied

Finally, even I would be having my official id back again in the list of Vovinhood.
"Brothers in arms" -
I have finally accepted ( or rather they accepted me ) the position of Senior Engg with Quest, Bangalore.
And I would be travelling to Japan next month for a period of 1 year.
So baccha, I want you in bangalore before that and
Ashu, Hyundai accent should be parked in front of the Vidyapeetha circle house by 4th Jan.
Thanks a lot to all of you for all kind of help during troubled times.
Muaaaaaaaah!
Rajdwip

boll got the job after his proffessional hibernation 4 months

Hey Fellas..
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> Thanks.and keep updating.

bachha ka bday gift from DJ

Nodia ke birthday ki kushi me maine kiya COPY-PASTE !!
-DJ

COMPUTER PROGRAMMING SONG
# Local variable
Mein pal do pal ka shayar hoon,pal do pal meri kahani haipal do pal meri hasti hai..
# Null pointers
Mera jeevan kora kagazkora hi reh gaya.
# Dangling pointers
Maut bhi aati nahijaan bhi jati nahin.
# Goto
Ajeeb dastan hai yehKahan shuru kahan khatamYe manzilen hain kaun siNa woh samajh sake na hum
# Two Recursive functions calling each other
Mujhe kuchh kehna heinmujhe bhi kuchh kehna heinPehle tum, pehle tum.
# The debugger
Jab koi baat bigad jayeJab koi mushkil pad jayeTum dena saath mera hamnawaz.
# From VC++ to VB
Yeh haseen vaadiyanYeh khula asmaanAa gaye hum kahan.
# Untrackable bug
Aye ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi, awaaz de kahin se.

bachha bday

FROM ALL THE MEMBERS OF VOVINHOOD…
WE WISH MANY MANY HAPPY RETURNS OF THE DAY …TO OUR ESTEEMED VOVINHOOD…
the bachha, THE CRAP, the tuiyaaaa, THE NOIDA…..
HAVE FUN…
…SO TODAY IN VOVINHOOD BANGALORE CHAPTER WILL HAVE A PARTY AND ALL ARE INVITED……HAPPY BIRTH DAY BACHHHAAAAA JO AAB BHI BADA HONE KE LIYE STUGGLE KAR RAHA HAI……
…..
CHEERS……
FROM….
PALTU
DJ
MAMU
MANNU
JAZ
BOLL
LALLAAUUUUU

some words from goda

ROTFL

Bahut Sahi Hai...This is too hilarious. Ultimate dialogues

"Bajpai: Bachcha main aaj bhi pheke hue paise nahin uthhata.
Noida: Par yeh to udhaari hai. Utha le."

"Shukla: Mujhe reval mein dena hai."

"Bajpai: Nahin. Mere liye 3.5 Rs ka milk ka packet le aa."

Bachha fir apne rang me is baar college canteen

Yeh JUST ANOTHER mail hai par isme Amitabh Bachchan ke dialogues use hue hain. Isliye ho sake to padh lo. The dialogues are from Deewar, Shakti, Agneepath and Kaante.


{Hostel mein subeh uth-te hi}

Bajpai: Bachcha tujhse ek baat karni hai. Par pehle yeh sutta pee le.
Noida: Pehle yeh batao baat karne ek dost aaya hai ya ek zaroorat-mand room-mate. Kyunki jab tak ek dost baat karega ek dost sunega. Jab ek zaroorat-mand insaan baat karega to udhaar niklega
Bajpai: Bachcha, tere is Rs 20/- ke cheque pe sign kar de. Udhaar chahiye.
Noida: Jao pehle Richa ka sign le ke aao jiske saath tujhe lunch pe jana hai
Jao pehle us auto-wale ka sign le ke aao jisko tujhe Rs 20/- ka auto bhada dena hai, kyunki baaki paise to Richa kharch karegi
Jao pehle un parents ka sign le ke aao jo hamare lavish lifestyle ko nahin samajhte
Phir mere dost, phir main kahin bhi sign karunga par is cheque par phir bhi nahin karunga
Bajpai: Uf tumhare usool, tumhare aadarsh. Kis kaam ke yeh sab agar ek zaroorat-mand dost ki madad nahin kar sakte
Noida: Aaj mere paas pink shirt hai, green jeans hai, 30 saal purane action ke shoes hain, gande baal hain, round spectacles hain. Tumhare paas kya hai
Bajpai: Bachcha. Mana mere paas kuch bhi 'Out-of-Fashion' nahin hai jaise tere paas hain. Par mere paas Mitesh hai.
Noida: Bajpai, maine bachpan mein ek kahaani suni thhi. Ek baar ek zaroorat-mand insaan ne 20 Rs bachaane ke liye hazaaron rupaiye wale dost ko dhokha de diya. Hua yeh ki usne 20 Rs to bachaa liye par hazaaron ganwaa baitha
Bajpai: Arre bachcha, main to mazaak kar raha thha
Noida: Main janta thha ti tum mazaak kar rahe thhe. Yeh le Rs 20/- hard chash.
Bajpai: Bachcha main aaj bhi pheke hue paise nahin uthhata.
Noida: Par yeh to udhaari hai. Utha le.
Bajpai: Theek hai lekin Bachcha tujhe udhaar dena nahin aata. Agar tu mujhe 10 Rs/- bhi deta to bhi mera kaam ho jata, kyunki auto ka min bhada to 10 Rs hai.
Noida: Udhaar lena to tujhe nahin aata Bajpai. Agar tu 20 ki jagah 30 Rs mangta to bhi main tujhe de deta. Sutta to mujhe tune hi pilana hai.
Bajpai: Bachcha, amount badhao. 20 Rs mein sala dil nahin jalta sutta kya jalega.


{Mobile Canteen mein}

Bajpai: Mobile canteen mein zara ek chai ho jaye.

{Shukla comes}
Shukla: Arre tum yahan ho.
Bajpai: Lee tum mujhe wahan dhoond rahe ho aur main tumhara yahan intezaar kar raha hun.
Shukla: Abe itna sutta mat piyo. Mar jaoge.
Bajpai: Jisne roz apne room-mate ko marte hue dekha ho use maut se kya dar lagega

{Shukla gets a call of (now) Mrs Shukla and says he is on his way to the college}
Shukla: Abe main jata hun. Zaroori kaam hai thoda.
Bajpai: Sala nautanki. Ghadi ghadi drama karta hai.
Noida: Sala yeh phone bhi kya cheez hai. Aadmi sochta kuch hai, bolta kuch hai, karta kuch hai. Jaise ki Lee.

{Then hagga Seth gets down from the auto and comes}
Hagga: Sala bachcha, tumka maar maar ke muh laal kar dem
Noida: Tes-ji, is umar mein haddiyan tut-ti hain to phir jud-ti badi mushkil se hain
Bajpai: Main kya bola thha. Yeh bachcha. Ek chingari. Kal ko aag ban gaya to sabki sulga dega. Tab hum kya karenge. Par tum log bole ki nahin. Hamara ehsaan mangea. Aaj ghus gaya na tumhare andar.

{Then our professor Nagesh comes}
Nagesh: Hey man. What is this. You are having Milds. Have Kings man. What you people....Thhuuu.
{By this time Shukla is back}
Noida: Kabhi yeh socha hai ki Nagesh hamaari hi izzat kyun utarta hai.
Hagga: Kyunki hamaare paas power nahin hai. Aaj yeh Machas and Sisyas itne organized hain ki inhe koi kuch bol nahin sakta. Sala jab bhi koi mass-bunk ya cheating during exams ka case aata hai to sabse pehle ungli hamaare upar hi uth-ti hai.
Noida: Iska ilaaj hai. Ab tak yeh cheaters ko pakadte thhe. Ab yeh khud cheat karwayenge.
Shukla: Tujhe kya lagta hai. Tu Nagesh ko bolega ki hamein cheat karne do aur woh tujhe karne dega.
Bajpai: Nagesh nahin to Pawan karayega cheating.
Hagga: Bole to
Bajpai: ACS subject hai. Class mein kisi ko kuch nahin aata hai. Second internal tak Pawan ko samajh mein aa jayega ki kisi ko kuch nahin aata hai aur cheating karwane ke alawa koi rasta nahin bachega. Hamein bas pehle internal mein 2 se jyada number nahin aane chahiye.
Shukla: Saale fail kar dega woh tere ko.
Bajpai: To abhi kaun sa paas hain hum. Waise hi thhuki hui kismat hai.
Hagga: Main isme Bajpai ke saath hun.
Noida: Aur Pramila. Tumhe aisa kyun lagta hai ki ACS mein Pramila invigilator banke nahin aa sakti.

{After hearing Pramila's name, Mitesh's eyes red with lust}
Hagga: Agar Pramila aayi phir to dekh lenge
Shukla: Yeh Pramila kaafi famous lagti hai. Kis kis ka chakkar hai uske saath. Bajpai?
Bajpai: Nahin mera nahin. Main to seedha saadha ladka hun.
Shukla: Noida tera?
Noida: Nahin. Mere taste ka level thoda oopar hai.
Hagga: OK. Then lets get back to the topic. Hum ACS ki padhai nahin karenge. Fail honge, cheat karenge Pawan ke consent se aur tabhi paas honge. Done.


{Kisi ne padhai nahin ki siwai Shukla ke. Sabki watt lag gayi external mein. Pramila ke saamne Tes-ji ke seductive tactics bhi kaam nahin aayi. After the exams,}

Shukla: Sabka kaisa gaya
{Noida disappears}
Bajpai: Meri to watt lag gayi. Lagta hai ab ghar mein chappal padegi.



{In hostel}

Bajpai: Bachcha I am in tension. Pata nahin kya hoga.
Noida: College ka usool hai. Exams ke baad aur result se pehle tension nahin lena ka. Sirf enjoy karna ka. Kuch khayega? Main ja raha hun Kabab Magic.
Bajpai: Nahin. Mere liye 3.5 Rs ka milk ka packet le aa.

{In the night, Noida is having chicken and Bajpai is having chai and sutta.}
{Then Noida goes to sleep and Bajpai still has tension along with chai and sutta}
{At around 3 am, Noida wakes up. bajpai is still having tension, chai and sutta. Noida eats the rest of the grilled chicken and sleeps again}


{On the day when results got out}
Bajpai: Main paas ho gaya. Main paas ho gaya.
Hagga: Main paas ho gaya. Main paas ho gaya.
Noida: Main paas ho gaya. Main paas ho gaya.
Shukla: Mujhe reval mein dena hai.




{To be conti-nude}
{The rest of the characters of Vovinhood will be coming to the limelight soon}

Goda ka dil ro pada....

Masahallah Maan Gaye Guru...
.Maan Gaye.Kum se kum tumne reply to kiya..
.Tera is mail ke liye bahut dino se mann taras raha tha.Main abhi bolta hoon.
..Likh lo aur maan lo..
.Bajpai Zindagi Mai Bahut Taraki karega..
..Humara Dheeru Bhai Ambani bhi Aise hi Jawani mai Tel aur Saboon bejte the.
Maine Dekha Hai movie Guru mai. Bahut sahi tareeke se bejte the tel, aur Saboon.Furture Dheeru Bhai Ambani ke liye Zindabaad,Bada Manager jiske paas waqt nahi hai mail likh ne ka Hai Hai.
G for Gowda
PS-Bajpai, Abe Bosud Agar tera Mard Phone karta hai Utalena Saale, Kahan Ghoom rahatha tuesday morning IST ko?

Bajpai ne dil cheer ke dikhaya

Han han mai hun sales man........
............ Kya hua ki agar maine jake sabun tel kangi bechi..
. Kya hua ki mai darr darr jake darvaze khatkhatata hun....
. kya hua ki bechara baccha bina nayi cmpny join kiye manager bann gaya..........
.. ..........Are ye sab maine kiya hai to sirf Vovinhood ke liye....
Ibar ke liye.
Thak gayi hai ye budhi haddiyan akele vovinhood ko khichte khichte.....
......par aaj bhi har friday, saturday & sunday ko Ibar ki shama jalti hai.
Nahi bada vilayti daru ka khamba sahi but kam se kam OLD MONK(Addha:68 Rs) ki nadiya behti hai.
Bhag gaye sab dost yar.......
. koi US koi NOIDA aur koi bahar.....
.....but aaj bhi daru ki har ghoont pe unki baat nikalti hai.
Na zaroorat thi manager banne ki baccha ko......
.But vovinhood ki har badi tamanna aaj bhi uski hi bank balance poora karti hai.
Khatam ho gaye woh ballebaj woh gendbaj jo over the chest khela karte the..
.....but unki baayi stumps aaj bhi wall par dikhti hai.
Chalegaye woh dost yaar jo botal bechke chai sutta late the......
.uskami ko poora karne ke liye vovinhood me aaj bhi lagatar bidi jalti hai(Classic Milds: 4.50Rs) Nahi bakra musg musallam..
...but kam se kam aaj bhi hemant(Ramakant ka dost) ke haath se hi roti banti hai(The same oriya cook) Nahi washing m/c and dish washer.......
.......but aaj bhi wohi amma kam karti hai(Subeh 5:30 am Ko nas karti hai)
Nahi makhmali rajai and malmal ka gadda..........
.....but doto ke pasine se nahaye hue fate 7 saal purane gaddo pehi patto ki bazi lagti hai.
Kehne ko hai bahut kuch..
.....Parr keh nahi pate..
...Kash woh purane din laut ke aate. Are sala ye jitna bhi uper likha dekh rahe ho na.............
.....Sab bahut hi bada toyin hai.
Oye Kook Kook Kooki....
.....Chad Gayi Kook Kook Kooki.

niddle turns towards PALTU

Saale tum Manager ban gaya isiliye aaj kal mail ka reply nahi karta hai. Dekh, Agar tu Salesman hai (humara Bajpai jaise) to phir hum samajte hai ki tu busy hai. Har Galli mai har Ghar jaana padega tumhe products bej ne keliye...Magar tu Yaar Manager hai, Junior logon ko kaam dedo aur masti karo, mail likho Vovinhood pe.

Dear Bajpai,

Suna hai tum Solar Water heater ka discount de-raha hai? & Congrats I heard that you have convinced entire Gujju community of Gandhinagar to buy Solar Water heaters from ABB & for that you got handsome commission as well. So what is the discount you are offering? Does your company ship products to US? Do you sell Soap & washing powder as well?
Inshallah,
G for Gowda

Bajpai saheb,
Aaj kal dal chaval ka kya rate chal raha hai? kya aap home delivery karte hain? accha koi friend discount rakha hai ki nahin?
Agar aap chahe to hamra yeh gowda (jiska kaam hai website banana .... bas ek java coder hai jo) woh aap ke products ko online bechne me madat karega.
Jai UP,
DJ

a lots of encouraging words from vovinhoods

Kya baat hai party!!!
Noida Project Manager, sahi hai !! Congratulations.
Ab shaadi kar le :D
Jai Bihar,
DJ
Jiyo Noida Jiyo.
Finally all your hardwork has been recognised.
All the long days, irregular working hours & hectic
weekends for the last 4 years has finally paid off.


goda

boll replies with modesty

Effect : Appreciation
Cause : Rs 60,000 Loan for couple of weeks from Noida and Bajpai
Future Effect : Complete Loan Waiver on account of bankruptcy and further Reinvestment by Noida and Bajpai as the project might .......might earn a lot of profits some time in future.
Rajdwip Paul

reason for appreciation..

Mr. Rajdwip ,s so much appreciation for Mr. Ranjan is the EFFECT of some other CAUSE, Because there in no EFFECT with out CAUSE, the Second LAW of NEWTON.
We would as a member of this esteemed muzaira love to know that cause.
We expect Mr. Paul ‘s reply .
But apart from that All the vovinhoods wish all the best and congratulations to Mr Ranjan for his heroic deeds in Keane.
BAchha keep it up this good work and earn more MONEY ……
..U R my best friend…….this is effect I am showing to bachha hope every one would get what cause is behind that.
Hahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa bachaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Oye boll aukaat m eaaja aur new vovinhoods pics ko frwrd kat jaldi..
Tata Aapka hi…
..mamba….vishaila praani..

Finalyy Boll comes as saviour to bachha

Vovinhood Wale,
Tum sab anjaan ho Bacche ke karnamo se.
Woh sirf karke dikhata hain.
Kitni apman ( insult ) sahena padh rahan hain usko ek copy paste ke liye.
8000 miles se log gaali de rahan.
Mujhe hi kharab lag rahan hain.
Usko apman ( again insult ) karne se pehle sab apna apna zameen doondh lo.
Kyon Ki !! ( movie casting Kareena ) Bachha is now the honorable Project Manager of Keane India Pvt Ltd.
He recently got the much needed promotion to boost his image among the respected members of Vovinhood community.
Three Cheers baby boi !!
We are all so proud of you cause you are undoubtedly the youngest PM of Keane
i guess and surely the first and last one from Vovinhood !!
Status Update : The last Vovinhood muzaihra was held last Saturday with Old Monk n Smirnoff ( with Litchi Swirl ) and the matters discussed were on Love, Shaadi, Me and Money and so on....

goda adding more fire....

Baap re Baap...Can anybody be humiliated further more?

Hamara Bhai DJ, Jo abhi tak kisi ke baare me kuch boora nahi kahan hai, kisiko cheda nahi aur jinke kandon pe aaj zindagi ka maximum responsibility hai...Woh Bhai Aaj Noida pe hamla kiya hai.

Ise Aur Bura Kya ho saktha hai? Agar Agar yehi accusation kisi ne mere pe kiya hotha, main turanth Nodia chod ke wapas Bangalore Vidyapeeta aajtha aur Bangalore Keane pe Coding karna chalo kardetha.

DJ replied

Arre Copy pasted hai to kya hua .... copy kar ke paste to tumhi ne kiya na ..... chi chi chi Noida ... itne dinno ke baad sabki bato ka yeh jawab...
Mujhe laga tum tufan ki tarah hila doge sab ko... par tumne kya kiya .... COPY-PASTE .... doob maro chullu bhar pani me ...

Bhaiyo ..... Noida ..... HAR gay hai .... haaan Noida HAR gaya.

* Chhoote Raho :D
DJ

Bachhas tune

Ever Wondered How wud sum common english sayings translate in hindi?
Nice onesHave a nice day! ---* Achcha din lo!
What's up? ---*Uppar kya hai?
You're kidding! ---*Tum bachcha bana rahe ho!
Don't kid me! ---* Mera bachcha mat banaao!
Yo, baby! What's up? ---* Beti Yo, uppar kya hai?
Cool man! ---* Thandaa aadmi!
Check this out, man! ---* Iskee chaanbeen karo, aadmi!
Don't mess with me, dude.---* Mere saath gandagi mat karo, e vyakti.
She's so fine! ---* Woh itnee baareek hai!
Listen buddy, that chick's mine, okay!?---* Suno dost, woh chooza mera hai, theek?
Hey good looking; what's cooking? ---* Arrey sundarta ki devi; kya pakaa rahee ho? A
re you nuts? ---* Kya aap akhrot hain?
Son of a gun.---* Bachcha bandook ka.
Rock the party. ---* Party mein patthar feko.
And the best ones are.....

How do you do? ---* Kaise karte ho?
Keep in touch ---* Chhoote Raho.
Lets hang out! ---*Chalo bahar

Note: This is copy-pasted from a forwarded mail. Don’t blame or appreciate me.