bachha ka hilarious style again

Bhaiyon! Bahut dinon ke baad likh rahe hain isliye maaf kijiyega gustaakhi ke liye.
Yeh jo paigaam hai...woh gaanon mein banyaan (not baniyaan) hai.
Gaate gaate padhiyega..


(Sunsaan raat thhi par iBar mein chehel-pehel thhi. JayZ ne entry mara. Woh baarish mein thode geele ho chuke thhe)

JayZ: Aye bachcha chal daru la, aye bachcha chal daru la. Bhai pepsi soda kam thoda pani bhi la.
Noida: Sutta jalaile jaldi se piya, maachiswa kiske paas hai?
Sumitwa: Paisa jab haath aayega, sutta bhi aa jayega, daru bhi aa jayega, pehle paisa.
JayZ: Cash mere purse mein hai, jacket ki jeb mein.

(Paul, feeling guilty)
Paul: Bill bada, mera bill bada. Main road pe hun, tu hi pila.
Noida: Raat thakeli hai. Hogi jeb dheeli.

(Then gowda comes with a 3.5 Rs full-cream milk packet)
Gowda: Ek garam chai ki pyali ho. Bajpai pilane wali ho.

(Then DJ comes)
DJ: O main nikla, CBZ le ke. O raste pe, Hoysala bar aaya, main 2 beer le aaya.
Noida: Chalo dildar chalo, Hoysala bar chalo...
Bajpai: Hum bhi taiyaar chalo...

(Noida ko dekh ke Hoysala bar wala)
Bar Dude: Salaam seth, salaam seth. Is baar kaun si bottle seth?
Noida: Jo tumko ho pasand wahi is baar piyenge. Tum Fosters do to fosters mein hi raat kaatenge.
Bajpai: Maine dekhe hain kayi dude duniya mein. Arre O bachcha tu badi katili.
Bar Dude: Sama hai suhana suhana, ek doosre ko hai pilana. Beer se nahin chalega, ye lo Royal Stag 2 saal purana.

(Then we come to the mixture shaap)
Bajpai: Aajkal kaun sa sutta chal raha hai....
Shaap dude: Humko hai malum tum milds wala hai

(Bajpai sutta jalate hue)
Bajpai: Jiya jale, phephda jale, nainon tale, sina kaundhe. Bachcha sala seena kaundhe.
Noida: Jab bhi sutta jalta hai, main jalta hun.

(iBar mein when everything is set)
Gowda: iBar mein jab bhi daru ka table, sajta hai.... Aadhi raat ke baad...
Do chor nikalte hain... Sutta ko churane ko..
Ek Noida ek JayZ, ek Noida ek JayZ....
DJ: Zamaane ke dekhe hain chor hazaar, nahin koi baraabar Noida ke...

(Koi ni. Sab baith gaye peene ke liye)
DJ: Do ghoont mujhe bhi pila de haraami, dekh phir hota hai kya.
Gowda: Yeh jawaani hai deewani, Bajpai meri rani chai bana de rani
Sumitwa: Ya DJ ki suno iBar waalon, ya mujhko ek peg bana ke de do.
Main hun bahaut hi thhak chuka, mujhe neend aayegi mujhe sone do.
Bajpai: Kya karein kya na karein yeh kaisi mushkil haaye
Peg banayein ya chai banayein, koi to bataye

(Koi ni. Daaru bani chai ke baad aur sab ne peena shuru kar diya)
Sumitwa: Purani jeans aur sitar. Muhalle ki woh maal aur uska yaar.
Woh raaton ko jaagna, IIT phodne ka thha bukhaar
Woh sutta peena gali mein ja ke, maar khana papa se har baar
Woh J.K. Temple pe jana, mangna bhagwaan se good luck ek baar
Bajpai: Aaj purani yaadon se, koi mujhe sharamsaar na kare
IIT ke sisakte geet na de, Gullo ki koi yaad na de
Gaddi chalana nahin aata, koi bhi humko car na de

(Then JayZ stands up and shouts)
Jayz: Kya tumne kabhi kisi se pyaar kiya?
(Chorus): Illa...
JayZ: Kabhi kisi ko dil diya?
(Chorus): Beda...
JayZ: Maine hai diya...la la la la...la la la la
Dhalti umar ke naujawaanon... bill chukana o deewano
Maine pyaar karke mobile bill paya, balance ganwaya
Bajpai: O jhaji jhaji re, jhaji jhaji
Aa daru pee, reh na jayegi koi bhi peg yahan baaki
Noida: Haye yeh jo mohabbat hai... yeh unka hai kaam
Salary jisko dhaanshu, mile har quarter inaam

(DJ sabka next peg banate hue)
JayZ: Thanda thanda paani
Noida: Ek uncha lamba kad, dooja chauda bhi tu had, teeza daru ke saath leta paani
Sumitwa: Hey Mr DJ, jaldi bana de next peg, else I will start with some PJ

(Peene ke baad sab gaate hue, verandah mein)

Bar hamein kis mod pe mil gaya,
Ki jee kare hai...koi to pilaye ek pauaa...
Raat mein jab bhi daaru kam pad jaaye,
Bike nikle aur brigade ka round mara jaye,
Nashe mien sab road race lagaate hain,
Ghar aa kar sutta mar ke so jaate hain...



Bhai ab dimaag kaam karna band kar dis. Isko continue kar ke likhenge ab agle saal