a routine day in vovinhood.....ibar....

A (could be) rap song: (right from the start to end of the day at iBar)

DHADAAMM DHADAAM, setu, DHADAAMM DHADAAM
Damn subeh ho gayi, Amma jo aa gayi
Bebo bebo be bebo bebo be

Sab uth gaye par har koi hai bed pe leta hua.
Sab ne li masti, bole Amma 'Chana Idiya'
Amma ne reply mein bola (making the Thumbs Up sign and pointing towards her shoulder) 'Paisa'
Bebo bebo be bebo bebo be

Bajpai bathroom ko gaya
JayZ ne cell utha liya
Main waapas so gaya
Par damn! Paul saamne dikh gaya
Aur Amma ko 50 bucks mil gaya
Bebo bebo be bebo bebo be

Phir sabne Amma ko TATA kiya
Aur har koi apne tima-anukool office ko gaya
Din bhar maraya aur shaam ko ghar waapas aaya
Shaam mein: 'Koi doodh le aao', Jayz ka order aaya
Arre pehle Egg Puff to kha lo, Bajpai ka offer aaya
'Bachcha sutta le aao', mera nas phir se pela gaya
Sumit abhi bhi apne pappu se khelta hua paya gaya
Bebo bebo be bebo bebo be

Is time Paul nahate hue aur cream lagate hue paya gaya
Baahar aaya to distorted electric guitar jaisa ek aawaaz aaya
'What's the plan?', Paul ke dwara ek bahaut bada aur kathin sawaal uthaya gaya
Sabne Paul ka motive bhaanp liya
Sabke dwara apne-apne wallet mein jhaanka gaya
Phir sabne aam-sahmati se TV 'On' karne ka mann banaya
Sumit abhi bhi apne pappu se khelta hua paya gaya
Bebo bebo be bebo bebo be

Paul ko samajh mein aa gaya ki use hai kata diya gaya
Tab ek bahaut bada aur sudden bhoochaal aaya
Bajpai ka dhyaan uske laptop bag ki taraf gaya
Mere aur JayZ ko jaise saanp soongh gaya
Yeh soch ke pareshaan ki ab hoga kya
Sumit abhi bhi apne pappu se khelta hua paya gaya
Bebo bebo be bebo bebo be

Bajpai ne (as usual) apne photos dikhana shuru kiya
Aur baaki sabne ne TV ki taraf dekhna chaalu kiya
Lekin Bajpai to leher hai, rukta nahin. Usne photo dikhana chaalu rakha
JayZ phone le ke apne room ko gaya
Main sutta lene ke bahaane baahar ko gaya
Paul VH1 ko dekhta gaya aur Bajpai ignore hota gaya
Sumit abhi bhi apne pappu se khelta hua paya gaya
Bebo bebo be bebo bebo be

Tabhi Bajpai ne ek aawaaz lagai
Jayz! Bachcha! Dekh office mein maal nayi aayi
Sab bhaage aur Bajpai ke laptop ke liye hone lagi ladai
Har cheez bik sakti hai, Bajpai ne daam sahi lagai
Bebo bebo be bebo bebo be

Tabhi hamaare samne cook aa tapka
Humne bola bhaiya, dukaan se le lo aloo aur lauka
Phir aayi botalein, gilaas, ice cubes and chakhna
Mil ke chadhai sabne aur shuru hua bakwaas bakna
Bebo bebo be bebo bebo be

Sab kab so gaye kisi ko nahin pata chala
Lekin sabke muh se ek hi sentence nikla
Bhagwaan jisne bhi daaru banai, uska ho bhalaa
Bhagwaan kuch help karo, yeh dil to hai manchalaa
Sote hue Sumit ki aawaaz aayi - Bajpai nahaya kar saala
Bebo bebo be bebo bebo be

Phir aankh tab khuli jab phir wohi madbhari aawaaz aayi
DHADAAMM DHADAAM, setu, DHADAAMM DHADAAM


Maana this is not upto the standards I have set in this muzaira. But I had no choice.



Gypsy. They call me 'Gypsy', soda with whiskey.