bachha ki galatfahmi.......

Hum kya maaf karenge khuda maaf karega. Hum to uske banaye hue putle hain.
Main yeh nahin kehta ki 'Insaaf khuda karta hai aur usse tujhe main milwaunga'.
Main yeh nahin kehta ki 'Rishte mein to hum tumhare kuch nahin lagte par naam hai Jalaludidn Noida'.
Main yeh nahin kehta ki 'Na bomb se na talwar se, banda darta hai to bas parwadigaar se'.
Main yeh nahin kehta ki 'Tum aaye thhe 2 paanw (legs) pe par jaoge chaar kandhon pe'.
Main yeh nahin kehta ki 'Tumne is jail ke deewarein dekhi hain par Noida ke seene ka faulad nahin dekha jailor'.
Main yeh nahin kehta ki 'Main aaj bhi roadside uthaigire ko dost nahin banata'.
Main yeh nahin kehta ki 'Jab dushman ki salary badhne lage to usko dost bana lena chahiye'.
Main yeh nahin kehta ki 'Gaali to tumhe nahin dena aata Sumit, tum bolte to main 2-3 gaaliyan aur sun leta'.
Balwant Rai ke kutte
Main yeh nahin kehta ki 'Dil kabootar-khana hai, har kisi ka aana jana hai'.
Main yeh nahin kehta ki 'Ab yeh cigarette main tumhare jeb se nikal ke hi piunga'.
Main yeh nahin kehta ki 'Tum mujhe wahan dhoond rahe ho aur main yahan Noida mein baitha hun'.
Main yeh nahin kehta ki 'Agar tum chor na hote to hum bahaut achche dost hote'.
Main yeh nahin kehta ki 'Mujhe do type ki ladkiyan pasand nahin - ek jo girlfriend nahin banti aur doosri woh jo bhabhiji ban jaati hain'.

Main bas itna kehta hun ki
Sumit. Nazdeek ke fayde (chutiya, gandu jaisi gaaliyan) se pehle door ka nuksaan (maa behen ki gaaliyan in reply) soch lena chahiye.


Noida ki marna mushkil hi nahin namumkin hai.