You give love a bad name

Shot in the heart and you're to blame
Darling you give love a bad name
Sumit, after your marriage you are not the same
You have changed from a bakait to a husband tame
Soon to be a father DJ has all the fame
Not yet decided about the kid's name
But soon DJ will have to change his photo-frame
For night-outs and hard work Bajpai is still game
JayZ, before march, submit your claim
Else for tax cuts don't give blame
Seeing low-rise jeans of Paul, people say shame-shame
Mamu see Kareena, we are still lame

I have played my part and you play your game
Vovinhood Muzaira is still on, I proclaim



Gypsy. They call me 'Gypsy', soda with whiskey.

Direct from automation industry.....peenya...

Are itna sannata kyun hai bhai....

....thik hai to hum hi koi tarana ched dete hai......

Lakadi ki kaathi kaathi pe Gowda.......

.....Gowda ki dum pe jo mara hatoda(abe ball hatoda ka matlab hai hammer)

Dauda dauda...dowda dauda dum utha ke dauda......

........Gowda pahuncha chok me ......

chok me tha nai..........

nai ne gowda ki hajamat woh banai.

...tab bak tab bak tab bak tab bak.

Hum bhi agar bacche hote..

... hum bhi agar bacche hote.....

... naam hamara hota dablu bablu (vishal ranjan)....

khane ke milte laddu N duniya kehti..

.. happy chicken every day for u.

Ek te uncha lamba kad................. utte chauda bhi tu hadd.....

.....Ek te uncha lamba kad................. utte chauda bhi tu hadd......

.... Tere bin ab alu nahi kat-ta G..........

....tabhi to mai Jz Jz karta G.....

......ouuuuuuuuuuouuuuuuuuuuuuoooooooooouuuuuuuu

Jiggi tara jiggi tara.......bikhar gaya......

.... oye DJ jiggi da baap bann gaya ....

Jiggi tara jiggi tara.......bikhar gaya.......... oye DJ jiggi da baap bann gaya......

.........amma bhi nache jaye....hum bhi nache jaye...

..mare khushi ke paon fisal gaya..

...oye mauja hi mauja .....

sham savere ab mauja hi mauja.

naina roti jaaaaaaye............. Sanp(Mamba Black) na aaye.

raina biti jayeee sanp na aaye............

.....nindiya na aaaaaaaayyyyyeeeeee...

nindiya na aaaaaayyyeeeeeee..........

.. M really sry mr ball aapke uper mai gana thori samay ke paschat banaunga....

kyunki abhi mera mood urban nahi hai. ......

Han aur lalhaun.............tu to beta pehle bhauji ka naam pata karke aaaa fir baat karte hain.................

..arthat teri n meri to baat kabhi ho hi nahi sakti kyunki tu bhabhi ka naam kabhi pata hi nahi kar paayega..

...haaahhhhaaahhan


babam bam babam babam bam babam babam

bam babam babam bam babam babam bam babam

babam bam babam babam bam babam....

..bus karo padhna aage such me bum hai.

Gratitude with Attitude

Ashu Bhaiyya per sabka saiyyaaaa..........added with affection......

WHAT IT TAKES TO be a vovinhood......

It is easier to get through in IIT or IIM .......

but its really tough to be a member of vovinhood.............

All it takes..... common sense.....what no one has.......

presence of mind......*&*(&*&.. who has mind ....now a days.......

logo ko pakaane ka immense passion hona chahiye.......

you must have stayed in vovinhood for alteast entire ...one day.....

you must mail from your company ID...personal id is only for wild card holders....

for more details.......do write to us.......

DO YOU REALLY HAVE it IN u.......be vovinhood.....rule(fool) urself....

remember...hum poori duniya me faile hai.....aur ekdum khaalli hai.....

What IS MUZAIRA IS ALL about....

Vovin hood muzaira is the CIRCLE of some frens (jaroorat) as

we usually called it.........

.to discuss and update every body what going on in the .............Ibar ......

....is the intellectual bar..........

....reason for this name is ...........

........aafter drunk we only discuss........

......intellectual issues like Hitlar,non science , paranormal,INDIA,LIFE, share market .......

....and tha name vovinhood comes cas that place is in.......

...........silicon valley of the country by..........

...some software labours works in dihadi (gets money for both the half of the day by employer.)

at vidyapeeta circle so........

...This V repalces the great Robinhood to greatest VOVINHOOD...

...The punch line of vovinhood muzaira......

...HUM POORI DUNIYA ME FAILE HAI......

......AUR HUM EKDUM KHAALI HAI.............. VOVINHOOD ROCKS.....

some more dilogues...aashu muradabadi kii jabaan se...

Dear frens....our pyara sumit forgot some more to put in.............Like.

Eeeyun eeeyun......When baccha is damn happy to have chicken.

Balam Pardesiya...............when a vovinhood members are on call, sittin at different places.

Milanooo.........Callin ball with love. Bebo.............Callin amma with love.

Jz Hez Crazy...............Callin Jz with love.

Aap hame interested nahi lag rahe hai......itna ho jaye wohi bahut hai aapke liye.

Ye ka tab se left right kar rahe hain......................Donn walk.

Jada faintum mat bano warna dant diye jaoge................Donn try to b bond.

Are e rahi pehli jhanki..............shuru hui hai...khatam naki.

Ajjkal mere dil me khayal aata hai.........mere dil me khayal aata hai..........................abe abe gadhau khayal dil me nahi dimaag me aata hai.

ALLllllLLAAAaaaaAA bOLLeLLLLLLLLLLooooooooooooooo.

vovinhood dialogues

Vovinhood ke kuch Instant famous (notorious) dialogues….

Mind ith……

Don KA pakadna mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai………kya Rajni anna Don KA nahi don KO………

Abe Mard ka bachha hai to muh se baat kar…..(after a hatyaari fart from a members ass… )

KUvari ladki ka pahla chumban ..uske premi ke liye hota hai………after a a long discussion on romantic stories…

Tera lahu P jaounga……after a heated discussions on vampire…..

Allaa Boleleo….alla bolelo…….barrier breaks when two vovinhood members fight….

All the top girl in the RD…..minnaaaardiiii………we really don’t know what is it…..

Damn…….related to a particular member…..damn…..

Amma will pic…………throw the garbage any where in the home….then amma will pic…….

Shut up………….when one member want a favour from other…….

Aur rupa naha liya………………..

Abe is weekend kuch karte hai…………per what …no one knows……..

Abe chal be ghoom kea ate hai…per kaha …no one knows…….

Abe zara bike dena………petrol nahi hai usme ..pahle bhara lena…….jabki bike me aaaj ki 100 ka petrol pada hai….

Frens aaj ke liye itna………..

A lot more to come…………….

aLLa bOlelO……………..mac alooooooo tikkiiiiiiiiiiiiiii………..papapapa…

ku yaha curfew laga hai ka………………… sunil shetty kii style me ….

Abe goli na chal rahi hai tumse……lagta hai mantar fook ke maroge…………pandat……..

Mai jaan se maar daloonga……………sunil shetty kii style me…bachha special…..




Aaj itna hi nikla hai…subah subah……kaam chala lev……kaa kare constipation hui gava hai… .santosi bano…… rajkumar santosi nahiiiiiiiiiii…..




Masiiiiihaaaaaaaaaaa mohabbbbbbbat kaaaaaaa…………….sumit mamba

Suraj Hua Madhham

K3G ka gaana 'Suraj Hua Madhham' mere, sorry hamaare, shabdon mein.



Suraj hua maddham chaand jalne laga
Hoysala bar ka gate kyun hai khulne laga
Main khada hua paise contribute hone lagi
Phir bar se botalein iBar mein aane lagi
Hoooo kya hum log pee rahe aakhri baar hain..............
Bar wale bhaiyaaaaa, kya hum log pee rahe aakhri baar hain....................

Hai mast jhakaas yeh pal
Peene ke baad sabka dimaag hai paidal
Aur iBar mein intellect ki baatein kar rahe hain...............
Yeh never-ending topic hamara
Wohi Sachin wohi Lara
Aaj bhi peene ke baad hum lad rahe hain..............
Yun hi rahe har dam, iBar ka mausam
Kabhi chale Fosters kabhi chale Rum
Hmmmm Main peeta raha, zameen chalne lagi
Khali hui jeb, daaru udhar pe aane lagi
Hoooo kya hum log pee rahe aakhri baar hain..............

Bajpai ke photos se to hum log pake hain sanam
Bhagane ke baad bhi dikhata hai, phoote hamare karam
O Bajpaiya! band kar ab photos dikhana
Par woh na maane, Bajpaiya nahin karta raham
Tab bhadke JayZ, baat badhne lagi
'Nach Baliye' dekhne ke baad JayZ ki aag bujhi
Lekin tab bhi main peeta raha, zameen chalne lagi
Shaant ho gaye sab, shaadi ki baat hone lagi
Hoooo kya hum log pee rahe aakhri baar hain..............
Gowdaaaaaaaaaaaaaa kya hum log pee rahe aakhri baar hain..............



And here comes the end of the eternal love story of iBar and its members. But this is just the begining.

You can be a 'shrota' or a 'wyakta'. But when you are in Vovinhood what's the difference?


Gypsy. They call me 'Gypsy', soda with whiskey.

'Jigi da baap' ka dhaansu reply

Shayaro me hamari khabhi ginti thi nahi
Aaj hum pe yeh aaroop koi kare nahi
Shroota hai hum vakta the nahi kabhi
Enjoy karte hum yeh muzaira,
To aap log kabhi ruke nahi
Waise humre paas hummer hai nahi
Noida udhar de to chala lenge kabhi

Hehehehehe
Sorry beech me hasi aa gai , noida aur udhar de ..hehehehehe

-Jigi da baap

Happy Birthday to Ball

Bhaiyon. Pankaj (C)Udhaas ka ek gaana 'Yun mere khat ka jawaab aaya' mere labzon mein.


Yun aaj ek saal baad Baul ka birthday aaya
Yun aaj ek saal baad Baul ka birthday aaya
Wallet mein aaj ek aur credit card aaya
Yun aaj ek saal baad Baul ka birthday aaya

Aawaaz aayi hai kisi gainde ki
Aawaaz aayi hai kisi gainde ki
Zarror Baul hai iBar aaya
Yun aaj ek saal baad Baul ka birthday aaya

Bhikhari na ho jaye Ibar hamara
Bhikhari na ho jaye Ibar hamara
Baul ne jo aaj party ka plan banaya
Yun aaj ek saal baad Baul ka birthday aaya

CEO ke resume wala labour kaun hai
CEO ke resume wala labour kaun hai
To naam Baul ka janaab aaya
Yun aaj ek saal baad Baul ka birthday aaya



Thank you. Thank you.
Aao dein Vovinhood ko naya mod. Aur taiyari karein Vovinhood Muzaira ke Vol-2 ki.


Alla bollelo. Alla bollelolo.
Barriers break when people talk.

'Kiss of Love' song from 'Jhoom Barabar Jhoom'

Hey! Stay away from the Hint of Burp
Ho grilled chicken ki teekhi taste ne maara. Hint of Burp. Hint of Burp.
Mera Fosters ho gaya aadha. Hint of Burp. Hint of Burp.
Ho grilled chicken ki teekhi taste ne maara. Hint of Burp. Hint of Burp.
Mera Fosters ho gaya aadha. Hint of Burp. Hint of Burp.
Hoye is bottle mein jab bhi jhaakoon. Hoye shava. Hoye shava.
Khaali hi yeh dhikti hai. Hoye Shava. Hoye Shava.
Hoye khatam kar isko yaar doosri ko khol yaar ve.....
Hint of Burp.Hint of Burp. Stay away from Hint of Burp.
Chill. Have a fag. Stay away from the Hint of Burp.

Aye Noida..... Naadaan tere......... Booze ke majbooriyan.
Teri height se...... Lambe hain yeh.....Botalon ki gaharayiyan

Ho tere ko hi pee ke to main raat bhar nachta hun
Subeh ko uthta hun aur dihari pe chala jata hun
Hoysala bar band ho to.... Hoye Shava. Hoye Shava.
Band ho jate hain (zindagi ke) darwaze. Hoye Shava. Hoye Shava.
Yaad mat dila woh din, ab band kar yaara.......
Hint of Burp.Hint of Burp. Stay away from Hint of Burp.

Paul sings

O JayZ it's your birthday
we gonna party as it's your birthday
we gonna sip Bacardi as it's your birthday
And you know we don't give a f*** if it's not your birthday
You find me in the iBar

Yaad aa raha hai........... iBaaaaaaaar

Yaad aa raha hai........... iBaaaaaaaar
Kahan hum kahan tum, hote the pee ke tunn
Bolte the ki DJ ab bas bhi kar yaaaaaar
Ho ho yaad aa raha hai..... iBaaaaaaaaaar

Dekha maine dekha hai ek sapna
Dhooein ke badal mein ho ghar apna
Dhuan hi dhuan ho, Fosters ka jahaan ho
(main office mein hun aur bolun)
Main aaya aaya aaya aaya, (JayZ bolein) jaldi aaja

Ball back from Bombay

Bambayi se aaya hai mera dost
Khayega ab woh ab Picos mein french toast
Aur iBar mein karega is baare mein boast
Kahan gaya Laughter Challenge, yaad aati hai uski host
Pyaar ki gahrayi mein Sumit ho jata hai lost
Hot babe dekh ke abhi bhi hum ho jate hain frost
Mera to roz mufat mein chal raha hai gosht
Aur mujhe bahaut pasand hai chicken roast
Love letter ke liye Bajpaiya email nahin karega, woh karega letter post



Abe jab shakal na achchi ho to kam se kam baat to achchi kiya karo

Happy New Year

Naye saal ki sabko mubarakbaad
Bhagwan kare sab rahein aise hi aabaad
Sutta pee pee ka na hona barbaad
Ab to control karo ladki ke liye apne jazbaat
Dekhna JayZ ki shaadi hogi in Dhanbaad
Aur uski shaadi mein hum log machayenge utpaat
Kya JayZ aur Bajpai ke beech mein hai jismaani taluqaat
Pyar mein hum nahin mante koi jaat-paat
Kya Sumit dopahar mein bechain ho jata hai karne bhabhiji se mulaqaat
Lekin ghar pahunchte hi use padte hain mukka-laat
Chal daru la, aye Ganpaat

Jawan janemann haseen dilruba
Jo na mili ladki yahan, to botal khul gaya

Noida bhi shayar hai

Dil kabootar khana hai, har kisi ka aana jana hai
Bajpai factory mein kaam karta hai isliye uske paas baarah number ka pana hai
Duniya mein aayein hain to sabko ek na ek din jana hai
Par usse pehle mujhe bahaut saara chicken khana hai
Kya Sumit ne kal raat roti banane ke liye aata sana hai
Bajpai ke gaal mein ek daana hai
JayZ ki shaadi hogi yeh usne maana hai
Lekin paajigiri mein yeh sabka nana hai
VP Circle mein sukh-dukh ka tana bana hai
Jis din pyaar hoga us din mujhe ek gaana gana hai
Gowda ko India waapas aana hai
Par yeh Dollar badi kutti cheez hai, bada zaalim zamana hai
Kyunki waapas aa ke Gowda ko apne credit-card ka chukana harjana hai
Sumit helment ke andar pehenta bandana hai
Aur samajhta apne aap ko Kamal Sadana hai
Sumit apni madam ke liye ho chuka fanaa hai
Sumit ki biwi ko main aur JayZ chhedenge banke kaana hai ..... (kaana matlab one-eyed doston. Dimaag pe jyada zor na dalo)
Hum sab ko mil ke Bajpai ke liye dulhin lana hai
Ha ha, Sumit kya tumhe aaj phir mila bhabhiji se mila taana hai
Batao batao kiske hone wale bete ka naam rana hai




Duniya ne bhauat gaaliyan di par hum chup-chap sunte rahe
Bahaut sitam dhaaye humpe par hum sab kuch sehte rahe
Hamdardon ne bola bata kyun nahin deta ki asli bewafa kaun hai
Humne bola ki naam unka uchlega isliye hum chup-chap rahe

Jab We Met

Jab we met ka ek gaana hai: Nagada Nagada Nagada baja
Bajpai current aa gayi, ab to mombatti bujha
Aaj bhi main subeh nahane ke baad karta hun pooja
Kya Bajpai ke life mein nahin aayega koi dooja
Maar kha ke mera aur DJ ka muh tha sooja
Inaam usko jo janta hai is actor ko jiska naam hai Bikram Saluja
Paul ke aane se iBar ka aasmaan gooja
Main to yahan weekend pe khata hun tarbooja
Kya shaadi ke baad Sumit apni life se joojha
Jab JayZ bhadke to main Bajpai ko aur Bajpai mere ko bole ki pehle ghar ke andar tuja
Jab we met ka aur gaana hai: Mooja Mooja



Nach le giya... O Jhaji.... Nach le giya

Yaad aa raha hai Hoysala bar

Yaad aa raha hai Hoysala bar
Jaane kyun diya lucknovi ko woh to hai bimaar
Credit card waalon se kyun hai Paul faraar
Sumit ki zindagi mein bhar gaya hai pyaar hi pyaar
Kya Mitesh ne abhi tak nahin chukaya udhaar
Mera aur JayZ ka peete hue hota tha takraar
Madam Juhi ki movie thi daraar
Sumit agar chakku uthata hai to JayZ utha lete hain talwaar
Sumit polio ka teeka lagwa lena warna tumhara bachcha hoga bimaar
Hamare ghar ke saamne road pe laga hua hai ek pilaar
Reply nahin karte, DJ kya tum nahin ho apniis harkat se sharmasaar
Ek juddi mere se maar khayega agar mil gaya to, uska naam hai Monty Panesaar
Hamari ‘Circle’ company khet mein ugaayegi jwaar
Jaane kab Bajpai ki zindagi mein aayegi bahaar
Gowda kya hamare tumhare beech khadi ho gayi hai deewaar
Phir kitni baar bolna padega ki reply karo, kya hazaar baar




Hamara neta kaisa ho, ‘Mannu Bakait’ jaisa ho

Bhanvar koi kumudini pe jo ja baitha to hungama

Bhanvar koi kumudini pe jo ja baitha to hungama
Bajpai ladkiyon ka sirf achcha dost tha, jo laundi pata liya to hungama
Main pehle auto mien chalta tha jo Pulsar 220 le baitha to hungama
Sumit sabse bada chor tha, jo married hua to hungama
JayZ sirf phone pe laga rehta tha, jo phir se party animal hua to hungama
Paul urban dude tha, jo Intellectual Bar aaya to hungama
Hum sab ghar mein khaate hain, jo Paul ne aa ke eat-outs ki baat ki to hungama
Gowda US mein rehta hai, jo India aaya to hungama
Pehle Noida ke chicken aaraam se jee rahe the, jo main aaya to (eeyanw eeyanw) hungama
SRK ki movies hum theatre mein nahin dekhte, par jab TV pe aayi to hungama

Yeh to bada tayeeaaaaaaa haiiiiiiii

Kya kahe….

Aaj kuch aise shaam aaye hai….
Dhoop bhi chandni se sharmayye hai…
Mujhe to chukana udhaar kii pai pai hai……
Kahne ko to ek bhagwaan hi baba sai hai…..
Kabhi kabhi pahaad se badi hoti rai hai…..
Bathroom me bhi aab lag gayee kaayee hai……
Per ye to badaaaaaa taaayeeeeee hai…..
Jayz kee life me kuch khusi kii lalima chayee hai….
Bachha kii aab Bangalore aane kii umeed murjhayee hai….
Baal kar raha HSBC & CITI ke maal ki katayee hai….
Bajpaiiya kii zindagi me bhi aab WORSHIP(mind ith) kii bahaar aaye hai …
Per ye aab kahna really dukhdaaaye hai……
DJ aur GODA ke kalaaam padhene ke liye ye aankh murjhayee hai….
Aaj ye mera aakhi paigaam hai……aab is muzaire se humeeri vidaai haii….

Allah hafiz………..

DARD KE SHOLO KO PEETA GAYA JAAM SAMAJH KE…….
ASQ UUU HI BAHATA GAYA TERA NAAM SAMAJH KE….
UMMEEED THI KABHI NA KABHI TO AAYEGI TU…..
PER AISAA NA SOCHA THA KII TU AAYEGI ANJAAN SAMAJH KE…..

SUMIT VIDROHI KA AAKHIRI SALAAM………

Sumit ka buna hua tana-bana

Arj hai…….

Wah wah wah….

Abe shuru to hone de……badi jaldi hai…..…chouthe.. maheene hi nikal gaya tha kya…….

Jiyo raja…hilla dis…..

Bachhha ka gaya hua jab maine suna gana
Ye mousam lagne laga suhana…..
Kal cook ne banaya ek dum zahreeela khana….
Khane se pahle maine hi aata sana…..
Aab to bajpaiya bhi deta hai tana……
Boll ke ek dost ka naam hai fateh singh rana….
Pata nahi lallau kiske hai nana…….mind ith….
Jayz ko aab kissi prakar hai ek ladki ko paana….
DJ ne bhi blr me khoob daru doodh malai chana…..
Baccha ek aankh vale aadmi ko kahte hai kaana..
Lallau honeymoon ko jayega country Ghana…
Bachha khoob pel ke kha raha hai dilli me bhatoore aur chana..
Aaab to saat din ke baad padega nahana,,,,,
Goda kitna der intezaar karega aab to maidaan me aana…..
Aab boll ne paisa bachane ka hai thana….
Aab kitna chatega ….aab to jana….
Agar kuch hai dimaag me to muzaire me lana….
Are dimmag me jo lagana..
Na kii hilaaaaanaaaa…….
Aaab sab jaldi jaldi reply karo nahi to jana padega thana…..


“NO SMOKING” is really injurious to health…ku bachha…….

To bolo …ta ra ra ra………….

Kya yeh Muzaira tham gaya?

KYA MUZAIRE KA TOOFAN THAM GAYA…
GODA KE PET ME AADHA LETER RUM GAYA..
JAATE JAATE BACHHA BAJPAI KI AANKHE NAM KAR GAYA..
IS BAAR HISSAB PUSTIKA ME MAAL KUCH KAM GAYA…
JHA JI KA ATTENTION AAB KAPDO ME SOME GAYA..
BAAL TO APNI PARTIYO ME RAM GAYA….
JAATE JAATE AAB YE GAM GAYA…
AAB LIKHTE LIKHTE DIMMAG SAD GAYA…

KOI TO NAYA MARO…………AUR BACHHA KO PICHADO…..MIND ITH….

PAHLI BAAR AAYE HAI HUMRE GAHR ME….. CHAI TO PEE KE JAAIYE…….BAHUT ACHHI CHAI BANATI HAI HUMRI WIFE……

Damn! Urban hindi.

Bahut dino Baad
Aaya hain reply karne ki yaad
Sumit ka sasural hain allahabad
Lalau ki ghar mein aj bani masala wala papad
JhaZ apna khasi ke liye lete hain HUMDARD
Kya Bajpai kar payega Wockhardt ka madad
Baccha aj ghar mein khayega prawn lababdad
Credit card walon ne kar diya hain mujko barbaad
Kya Naina do saal baad bolegi sumit murdabad
ya Sumit daaru peeke pade rahenge india gate ke paad

Apna Sapna Money money Money !!! Jai Jai Money

Bajpaiyaa diya hai bhai

Khamos......bharat ke pass rocket hai brahmos.
kya lalhaun wali bhabhi ka naam hai firdos.
kyun sumitwa shadi ke baad kho raha hai hos.
Is ball stiil there in hipnos.
humko accha lagta hai photu khichate me tarah tarah ke pos.
DJ Aaloo mat khana kyunki usme hota hai sukros.
jab hum bohot sare log ke saath daru maarte hain to bolte hai "hei bros"
Jz ke rom rom me bhara hai jos
Agar tumne bhi kisi se pyar kiya to us me hai sirf tumhara hi dos.
Abhi Ibar me ho jata tha kabhi kabhi sarfaros.

Diye jalta hain.....phool khilte hain.....badi mushki se magar.....I Bar me dost milte hain.

do me a favour lets play holi....
sunday ko aati hai dd1 pe rangoli....
zee sare gama pe maal aayi thi mauli...
kya batahi ne humko i.... u boli....
lallaunh hi feb me uthni wali hai doli...
ab na chalta hai sumitwa ke baat ka goli...
kyonki usko mili hai .... bahut hi poli...
bajpai kya tumne apni haat dholi...


hum sumit aur bajpai raat me baith ke karenge thitoli

Senti-mental Mannu Bakait

AAJJ KU HO RAHA YE EHSAAS HAI…..
BACHHA DOOR HO KE BHI HUMAARE PASSS HAI….
DAS RAHI DUNIYA KO BAHU AUR SAAS HAI…
INDIA NE HUMESHA HAARA TASS HAI…
BAJPAI KE LIYE POOJA AUR BACHHA KE LIYE NAMITA KUCH KHASS HAI….
JHA JI KO ANZ AAB AA NA RAHA RAAS HAI….
BALL KA NAYA WARD TO PAISA KASH HAI…..
LALLAU BLR ME AUR BACHHA NUIDAAH ME KAR RAHA KEANE KA NASS HAI….
DJ BHAI YE DUNIYA TO EK MOHPASH HAI…..
AAJ KE TECHNO WORLD ME GAAY (COW) BHI KHATI NAHI GHAAS HAI…
GOWDA KE BAATE AAATI NAHI APNE KO RAAAS HAI….
ARE YE TO SAAL KA AKHIRI MASS month HAI….


PEOPLE CALL ME BLACK MAMBA, BUT I CALL IT A STATE OF MIND……CAS I HATE intersections……….BINDAAAAAAAAS RAHNE KA…….

Bebo bebo be bebo bebo be

AAJ JAISE HI MUZAAIRA ME AANE KA MAN BANAYA
PEECHE SE A GAYA BAJPAI KE KHOUF KA SAAYA..
AAB AMMA HAI BEBO NAHI HAI AAYA….
BAJPAI KII BIBI KA NAAM POOJA NAHI HOGA MAYA
BACHHA KI NAMITA NE PAHANA HAI SAAAYA
JAY Z NE AAJ OFFICE LATE JAANE KE LIYE RAIN KO JIMMEDAAR THAHRAYA..
BAALL NE HAR BANK ME UDHAAR KA PARCHAM LAHRAYA…
LAANNAALU AT LAST EK GHAR PAYA..
DJ ROZ JATA HAI CLINIK KAYA….
PED KA KAAM HAI DENA CHAYA…
AAB KAHA HAI DESH KII LADKIYO ME HAYA..
WAR ME KITNI JAANE HO GAYEEE JAYA….
MAI AAJ TAK NA SAMJH PAYA …KII KU GODA KA REPLY NA AAYA…

AAJ FIR JEENE KII TAMANNA HAI………….YAROOOOOO….

iBar Shayari

Madhushala Mradu bhavon ke angooron ki aaj bana liya hala(daru).

Priyatam, apne hi hathon se aaj pilaunga pyala.

pehle bhog laga lun tera fir prasad jag payega.

sabse pehle tera swagat karti meri madhushala(I Bar).

Pyas hai tujhe to poora nichod ke nikalunga hala(****)

ek paon se saqi banke nachunga leke pyala.

Jeevan ki madhuta to tere uper kab ki war chuka.

Aaj nyochawar kardunga tujh pe ye madhushala(IBar)

THE Bhojpuri Bajpaiyaa

अंगना में कुइयाँ खोनाइले, पीयर माटी नू ए,ए ललना जाहिरे जगवहु कवन देवा, नाती जनम लिहले हो।नाती जनमले त भल भइले, अब वंस बाढ़हू ए।ए ललना देह घालऽ सोने के हँसुअवा,बाबू के नार काटहु ए।ए ललना देइ घालऽ सोने के खपड़वा,बाबू के नहवाईवि ए।ए ललना जाहि रे जगवहु कवन देवा,नाती जनम लिहले ए ।नाती जनमले त भल भइले, अब वंस बाढ़हु ए ।ए ललना देई घालऽ रेशमऽ के कपड़वा,जे बाबू के पेनहाइवि ए ।


bolo bhoj puri ki jai....................

Sumit ki ...aadi

Hum ka bataye jab se hui hai shaadi…
Kasam se ho gayee hai abbadi…
Laalau ki zindagi ki ho rahi barbaadi..
Bachha ki gF ka naaam hai Paadi
Aur bajpaiyyaaa ne ek aur unicorn laadi
Gandhi ki favrit thi khadi
Baaalll ko her chees chahiye jaadi (more)
Jhaji….ne jam kar hai paaadiiii.(Fussssss)
Aab nahi rahi humaaari azaadi…
Aur doston ne bhi khoob daaru pila di…

Damn

Kya baat hai? Itne dino se koi reply nahin. Damn.
Chicken ke alawa mujhe pasand hai Ham.
Paul ke internet friend ka naam hai Sam.
Teacher jab attendance leti thi to Manu Bakait bolte thhe "Yes Ma'am"
DJ tera system itna slow kyun hai. Dalwa usme thoda RAM
Hollywood ki ek bomb ka naam hai Pam
Gowda jab Bangalore aayega tab pata chalega usko ki kya hota hai 'Traffic Jam'

Fully Paltooo

Har dil mein rab basta hai
Luckhnovi ka naya kambal sasta hai
Ab Noida hi mera rasta hai
Kyun Jhaji kabhi nahin hasta hai
Sumit kya tumne kiya aaj nasta hai
Bajpai kabhi bhi kisi ko bhi dasta hai
LaCoste ko hindi mein bolenge la-casta hai
South mein 'mast' ko bolte 'masta' hai
Sumit aur Laukhnovi, kal ki dinner hamara hoga pasta hai
Sumit tum shaadi ke baad nahin badloge tumhe hamari dosti ka wasta hai
Bajpai kya tum pet ki gadbadi se abhi bhi drasta hai
Dommino's pizza ke upar hota cheese ka crusta hai


Maana maine bahaut ganda mara hai par isse achcha koi maar ke emailaaye. Wahi asli Vovinhood hoga.

Diwali ki subhkamanaye

KAL aa rahi deewali hai…..
Apna IBAR kuch khaali hai…
Meri ek bhi nahi saaali hai….
Dhruv hi SASKEN ki bagiya kaa maali hai….
Ball ke ghar ki tooti hui jaali hai….
Nuidaaad kii maaal kya kaali hai…..
Lalllanau ke room me ek naaali hai……
Ghar ke saamne vaale ped me ek daaali hai….
Bajpai ne bhi chup chupa k eek maaal pa li hai….
Aaab to apni bhi vaat lagne vaali hai….
Aur saare software labour aab khali hai….
Aur kya mamu ka paasport jaali hai…
Aa daaab…..masha allah…

Aur ek pheka

Muzaire me shamil sabhi MAQBULON ko Ashish qayamati ka Salam...... Arz hai
Aaj ka din kharab hai kyunki noida chupchap hai
Lalahun ka "light off karo" purana alaap hai
Sumit and naina bhabhi ka hone wala milap hai
Jha ji ka pyar karna kya ek paap hai
Kya ball ki purani maal kantap hai
Kya mamu ke hone wale sasur ka naam jagtap hai
40 dhruv ki kamar ka naap hai
Kulla tamam.............

US se aaya samachar

Dhruv Ko Acchi Lagi 'Bhool Bhulaiyya'
Sumit Suhaag Raat Pe Nachega 'Chal Chaiyya Chaiiya'
Bajpai Bana Chahatha Arnita Ka Kishen Kannaiya
Phir Bhi Laundi Usko Bhulaati Hai 'Bhai Bhai'

Baccha bahut khaali tha

Vovinhood Muzaira kyun bana hua mazaar hai
Kya Bajpai ke aane ka intezaar hai
Lekin hamaare paas raaste hazaar hain
Kyunki har koi bikta hai yeh duniya ek bazaar hai
Sunit kya tumne khaya aaj achaar hai
Ball hamesha credit card ka rahega karzdaar hai
Mujhe Noida bula raha baar-baar hai
Kyunki hum bhi Noida ka hakdaar hai
Kya Deepa se aa sakti Sumit ke zindagi mein daraar hai
Kya JayZ ki shaadi ki baat uth-ti har baar hai
Kya JayZ ke paas kapdon ka aur Sumit ke paas armaanon ka ambaar hai
JayZ ke ghar jaane par uske ghar mein shaadi ka hoga vichaar hai
Bhaarat ke paas bhi missile detect karne wala radaar hai
Kya Bajpai zindagi bhar bajayega sitaar hai
Lalhaun ki lifestyle ne sabki zindagi mein macha diya hahakaar hai
Bajpai ko dhalti umar mein shaadi ki darkaar hai
Par Bajpai uncle ko chhote ki shaadi se inkaar hai
Lekin Bajpai to hamesha sabki nazron se hota faraar hai
Bajpai ko jinse nafrat hai woh chamaar hai
Kuch bhi keh lo lekin Sumit bahaut bada dildaar hai
Kya upar likha hua mazedaar hai
Haan ho ya na reply ki darkaar hai

Chumkile Raat

Nuidaah jana bachha ka sapna hai…
Jaisa bhi ho bachha to apna hai
Aab sabko bhagwaan ka naam japna hai…
Kya bajpai kii maal ka naam sapna hai…
Kiase bhi jha jii ka kapra tapna hai..
Kya dhruv ko abhi aur napna hai..
Baaal ko aabhi aur chapna hai..
Aur laanlau ke khopdi kaa naap mapna hai…

Lagey raho………….

I am Baby Boi !! Any prob ?

Kya kuch dino mein Sumit aur Naina ka hone wala milaap hai?
Par Jhaji kyun itna chup-chap hai?
Kya aise mails bhejna paap hai
Sumit, kya tumhare paas doosra suit silane ke liye naap hai?
Bakar karne main Bajpai hum sab ka baap hai
Paul ke oopar chhaya abhi tak urbanaap hai
Sumit ki married life aur Bajpai ki shaadi ki main aur Jhaji roz karte jaap hain
Arre dekho Eminemwa gaata raap hai
Arre Jhaji bacho tumhari kursi ke neeche saap hai
Channel [V] ki Broana kan-taap hai

Tara ra rum pum pum

Are bhai mail aab mil gaya hai…
Mera naya coat sil gaya hai….
Lalau ki nas pil gaya hai…
Bachha ka mood hil gaya hai…
Jha ji ka asb kuch fill gaya hai…

Jai hind

Khaali hain Hum - Pehla Kadam

Hum kehte hain ki kyun na aaj se phir wohi bakar shuru ki jaye
Roz subeh se aate hi shero shayri ki jaye
Ghar se bahar nikal ne se pehle LALHUN ka nus kiya jaye
Baccha chodi ka naya topi jhapa jaye
Sumit ki shadi ke bare me chaupal kiya jaye
Jha ji ke laptop ke bare me microsoft ka nus kiya jaye