Friday, April 4, 2008

ADDAT...by a VM

AADAT ….SONG BACHHA STYLE ME…

Juda ho ke bhi ……
Bachha daaru mujh me abhi baaki hai…
Palko me ban ke daaru ….
Tu ku khatam ho jaati hai …

Door jitni bhi tum(daaru) mujhse
Pass tere mai….
Aab to aadat se hai mujhe aise peene me…

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Paas mere hai tu herdam….dosto ke ghere me…
Paas mere hai tu herdam…..dam ke andhere me….
Dil se usko nikal dena aasan nahi hai……
Aab to aadat se hai mujhe aise peene me…

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I know I can not match up with bachha…
But my efforts must be appreciated…

Ku bachha kam se kam mashaal to jala rakhi hai

Verna …
..baar band ho gaye to …
fir daaru piyega koun…
Sab kuch bhula dena..
Per itna to yaad hoga…..
Nai sadak me purana makaan kiska hai….

Vidrohi……….

Thursday, April 3, 2008

vovinhood kii pahli GAZAL..daad chahege...

Kisi gale ko tera intezaar aaj bhi hai
Hoysala bar mein Noida abhi bhi hai…ho…….
Kisi talab ko tera intezaar aaj bhi hai

Main janta hun ki whiskey better hai phir bhi
Taste ke aage surrender Noida aaj bhi hai….ho……
Kisi gale ko tera intezaar aaj bhi hai

Ande se chicken bade kasht se banta hai
Use maar ke Noida zinda aaj bhi hai…ho…..
Kisi pet ko tera intezaar aaj bhi hai

Main jo karta hun log bolte hain usko attitude
Phir bhi down to earth Noida aaj bhi hai….ho…
Kisi gale ko tera intezaar aaj bhi hai

Log bolte hain ki ladki ke mamle mein hun zero
Par yaaron ka yaar Noida aaj bhi hai…ho…..
Kisi haseena ko mera intezaar aaj bhi hai

Woh bar jisme mein humne pi sadiyon
Beer ka daam 2 Rs jyada aaj bhi hai…ho…..
Kisi gale ko tera intezaar aaj bhi hai





Chadhaane ke liye to bachche peete hain
Hum to isliye peete hain taaki chadhi hui utaar sakein




Mental manja
Maar ke panja
Kar dega ganja

kranti kaari vichaar......

Bachha – Nuidaah- Chhoti Churri-tuiiaaa

Sab gande hain par bande hain yeh
Sab gande hain par bande hain yeh

Julfe hai bejaar
Rupaiyaa lagaye hazaar
But sab hai bekaar

Chicken ka diwana
Namita ka perwana
Per shama na bujhana

Sab gande hain par bande hain yeh
Sab gande hain par bande hain yeh

Bike lee isbaar
220cc pulsaaar
Fir bhi CAB me sawaar
Chota bhai chalaye her baar…

Chicken ke liye hai rogi
Daaru sutta ka hai bhogi
Sab se poonche ..
Kya mere attitude logi….

Sab gande hain par bande hain yeh
Sab gande hain par bande hain yeh

Intervu dene jaaye her baar
Bangalore oh ya sattaaar
Humesh hoye sharamshaar

Jo break mare jor se..
Pahuchta hai blr ,,noida ke ore (direction)se
Sutta peeta hai bhor (morning )se…

Daaru peene ka to shouk hai
Per cold drinks peene me bhi rok hai..
Uska ek bewada dost asok hai…



JAI HIND….

ANGREJO BHARAT CHHODO…

BHARAT MATA KII JAI..

INQUILAAB ZINDABAD……

KRANTIKARI MAMBA
HUM APNE KHOON SE AAKASH ME KRANTI LIKH DEGE.....

Manja nuidaaaah ka KHOONI panja....

Sab gande hain par bande hain yeh
Sab gande hain par bande hain yeh

(JayZ)
Haddi pasli ek
Achcha khasa pet
Par shaadi mein late

Looking for a mate
Rehta hai frustrate
Karta sabko irritate

Keeps phone on mode vibrate
Eats biscuit in a plate
Chal ab anda phet

Sab gande hain par bande hain yeh
Sab gande hain par bande hain yeh

(Bajpai)
Bande ki mithaas
Aaye sabko raas
Nahaye once in a maas

Jab koi karta naas
Leta uska class
Beer peeta in a glass

Sab gande hain par bande hain yeh
Sab gande hain par bande hain yeh

(Sumit)
Nahin karta kabhi vote
Jeans ke andar langot
Crazy for Mysore fort

Sab gande hain par bande hain yeh
Sab gande hain par bande hain yeh

(Paul)
Paise ki rehti maar
Ghoome sara sansar
Udhaar le ke faraar

Angrezi aprampaar
Hindi mein ganwaar
But tries times hazaar

Sab gande hain par bande hain yeh
Sab gande hain par bande hain yeh



Hey! no more Gypsy. This is ‘Mental Manja’.


Mental manja
Maar ke panja
Kar dega ganja

asis bhai ka nam sandesh...on the eve of bday..

Hei you bhai log,
Thanks a lllllloooottttttttt for so much of love.....
.............Ankh bhar aayi.......
.....Rumal hai ka kisi ke pas.......
Abhi hum se aur bola na jayega.........
........uff nak bhi beh rahi hai.......
.....Rumal do na bhai...
luv ya all.....
....abhi kaam karo na bhai.......
.....accha luv ya again bolte hain. chalo bhai

AASSIS BHAI KII BDAY...2nd APR

HEY YOU FELLAS……

WE ALL WISH MR. ASIS BAJPAI

.MANY MANY HAPPY RETURNS OF THE DAY

……FROM ALL MEMBERS OF VOVINHOOD MUZAIRA…

WE WISH HIM A LOTS OF HAPPINESS ,

SUCCESS AND

SATISFIED LIFE & WIFE IN YEAR AHEAD.

ALL THE BEST

ITS YOUR DAY…

… HAVE A BLASTY BIRTHDAY…….

. FROM…
NOIDA
DJ
MAMU
LALLANAHUHUHU
JAYZ
BOLL
&
MANNU BAKAIT