boll s back...nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Aaya Re Aaya....
Sabke bank balance lootne aaya...
Friday night ka program banane aaya...
Saturday morning ka brunch kahan se laya...
Long Island ice tea ka bottle laya...
Party karne ka mood bhaya...

Bahut dino se kisika gaali na paya...
Pizza aur burger ka swad laya...
Isbaar sirf 24000 credit leke aaya...
hahaha..hahaha

jhelau no 2

Gande hai per Bande hai ye…… Gande hai per Bande hai ye……

Mites ko karo add
From A to Zed
Don’t be fade

Asis ka élan
Mat do dyaan
Hes C mahaan

Noida ka waar
Tha like kataar
Sab sharamsaar

Gowda Ka G
Sux abhi bhi
Kuch to bolo abhi

Gande hai per Bande hai ye…… Gande hai per Bande hai ye……

Banks r on high alert
Sm one ready to flirt
Khareede new shirt

Badke ka bya fix
Mara usne six
Leke thoda risk

Chahe ye GULKAND
Pasand ya napasand
Dawry chahe grand

Gande hai per Bande hai ye…… Gande hai per Bande hai ye……

Bas aab na jahel payege

HOT TOPIC DISCUSSION.....

asis says...
Hei u all..... Kya hua koi kuch likhta kyun nahi??? Pata hai baccha ki fundu shayari ke bad no one can even dare to pickup the pen. And uske baad sumit ki pakau shayari ke baad to aur bhi jada dimag me aaya hoga burden. Lekin ek baat yad rakho ......hamari khamoshi ko hamari kamjori mat samjho. Bahut hi jald mai wapas aane wala hun............apni masaledar shayari ke sath. Baccha N Sumit..........Dekh leb tum donan ka. Aur han hamare MITES ji ki wife aarahi hai from DUMKA (His shadi is fixed).
gowda replies...
WTF Hagga Seth ka Shaadi fix hogaya....;-) How much Dowry would he be getting? He used to say that he is worth atleast 15 lakhs after doing his Engg from Blore. ;-)But then whenever I used to talk to him on orkut or GChat he used to say that he had several options to choose from his GF's on Orkut. What happened?
Jai Mata Kareena Kapoor
,G for Gowda

Nuidaaah ka jawaab...
O Hell. Teswa is getting married.
Engg. Ke baad his rate was 15 lacs but since he is a manager-wa now, his rate is one here-honda splendor and one whirlpool fridge only.
Phir bhi AC isko apne paise se hi khareedna padinga.
mamba says..
Abe mites ka bya..

Aaj kal hot topic ho gaya hai ..like national issue..

Log jaipur kand ko bhi bhool gaye hai..aur bajpaiyaaa aur jah jee apni shaadi ko bhool ke aab nayee bahu ke aane kii taiyaari me lag gaye hai..

Jor shor se…..

Jai vovinhood…..

Bachha tera number kab aayega….

at last gowda

Waah Miya Waah..
.Kya Entry Maara hai Saaale ne.
Jai Mata Kareena Kapoor,

G for Gowda

old is fold

NUIDAAH ke puraani taan me continue…
Kaa kare hum…

jamaane me thoda peeche
Aur jaat me thoda neeche …
Per vicharon me thoda oonche hai……(lazza, ajay devgan)

Nuidaaah ke geet
Hai sabke meet
Aab to kuch seekh

Gowda ka G
Jhele sabhi
Na bole koi bhi

Gande hai per Bande hai ye……
Gande hai per Bande hai ye……

DJ aab baap
Na karta koi paap
Door sasb santaap

Shadi ke attempt
Liye ekdum prompt
but waiting for trump

Height kee hai maar
Aab car bhi taiyaar
Per ladki faraar

Gande hai per Bande hai ye……
Gande hai per Bande hai ye……

Baap se bole jhooth
Shadi hai ya shoot (pics )
Ready with boot

He s back
With racksack
We r under attack

Gande hai per Bande hai ye……
Gande hai per Bande hai ye……

Waiting for more

Matlabi hai log yaha pe
Matlabi zamana..
Soacha tha jisko yaaar mai..
Nikla vo BEGANA…..

With tears in his eyes

TASHAN

Itna sannata kyun hai bhai. Sab apni-apni life mein busy ho gaye aur Vovinhood ko bhool gaye.
Kahan gaye who log jo Circle aur iBar ki baat kiya karte thhe.
Hey Mamu! kahan hai. Bajpaiyaa! Kaun sa city mein hai be abhi.
Sumit! Bade matlabi ho gaye ho yaar. Paul! You are dead or alive.
Lalhaun saale reply kyun nahin karta kabhi. JayZ! Karega be reply patna se.
DJ! Tera to acceptable hai. Abhi to tere ghar mein bahaut khushi hai. Yahan to hum gam baant-te hain.

Achcha bhaiyon. Tashan ke dialogues hamare apne shabdon mein.




Ramchandra ji kah gaye Siya se aisa kalyug aayega
Train mein chadhne se pehle shayari ki kitaab khareeda jayega
Na chahte hue bhi sabko sunaya jayega
Sabka mood off hoga par yeh akela hasta jayega
Besharmi se shayari sunane mein nahin hota koi hesitation
Yeh hai ganga kinare wale Sumitwa ka Tashan

Apni company ke liye poora India ghoomta jayega
Lunch hyderabad, dinner Mumbai mein khayega
Daru peene se pehle ek cup chai banayega
Aur sabko apne photos ka database dikhayega
Bike park karne ke liye fixed hai iska location
Kabhi na kadwa bolne wale Bajpaiyaa ka yehi to hai Tashan

Life is strange, people are stranger
He is on the move always, he is a ranger
Zinda rehne ke liye badalta hai yeh fashion
Petrol pump ko bolta hai gas-station
Kahin aur naukri nahin lagi though he has a good qualification
No cash, only credit card waale Paul ka yehi to hai Tashan

Suraj to pehna doon chashma, chaand ko andha kar doon
Par jab khud pehenna ho chashma to credit card dhoondun
Chicken khaane mein kabhi na bartoon kutaahi
Sote hue koi utha de to macha doon tabaahi
Caritor ne kiya hai Keane ka acquisition
Noida ke Noida ka yehi to hai Tashan