G is having G spot now..good work...

Abe Kya Hua Kahan margayee Saalon?

Last shayri to saalon maine hi likha hai..Abhi tak Abhi ka Samna karne keliye koi tayaari nahi hai.

Is aafsar par..Ek Aur...

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Member ne hi lootliya izzat iBar Ka
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Ashqon Ki maala Bajpai ka Gale Pehna Ke
Khush Hai Woh Noida main Roz Chicken Kha Ke
Ashqon Ki maala Bajpai,Sumitwa,Paul ka Gale Pehna Ke
Khush Hai Woh Noida main Roz Chicken Kha Ke
Kar Diya Khoon Dekho Sumitwa ka vishwas ka
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Noida Kahan Hai? Noida Kahan Chuppa Hai? Noida Begunha hai kya?
In the last few weeks the esteemed members of the iBar have raised several questions on the integrity, honesty & character of "once" highly rated iBar Muzaira king Noida alias Ranjan, Vishal.

Chalo isi Mudde par iBar Member bhai logon ka view jaante hai......

Pehle bat karte hai Noida ka Kareeb Dost Sumit Rastogi se....

Reporter: So Mr.Rastogi aap ka is Mudde pe kuch Vishesh tippani?
SR: Hmmm....Haan Noida Noida jaane ke badal gaaya. Isiliye main pehle se hi usko bolta tha...
Zindagi Noor Hai magar isme Jalne ki dastoor hai...Magar Saala Maantha hi nahi that....Abhi Noor ko doondthe hue Noida gaya hai..Badal gaya Saala..Areey Janaab Noida Ko Chodiye Hum ko tho Aisa Lagtha hai ki poora Zamaana badal gaya. Kab kaise kahan yeh sub kuch hua maaloom hi nahi pada.

We coundt get much information from Mr.Rastogi, he turned Philosophical all of the sudden..Chalo uska ek aur kareebi dost Bajpai se baat kate hai...

Reporter: Excuse me, Mr.Bajpai......
Bajpai: Hi, Do you want to buy ABB products? We sell X, y & Z we also give you discount on W if you buy D along with it. Ur face looks good, for you special discount of 10%.
Reporter: Hmmm...Actually I did not come to u for that..
Bajpai: Oh Mujhe kuch bechne aaya hai kya..Abhi nahi...mai Abhi Gujrat jha raha hoon..Shaam ko Mumbai me milna..Hmm...Mumbai me nahi Kal Subah Delhi main Breakfast ke liye milna.
Reporter: No Sir not even that
Bajpai: Please no question on Arnita.....Thats personal.

Lets move on to Dhruv Jhaveri.....

Reporter: aap ko kya lagta hai? Noida ko kya hua?
DJ: Arey main bolta hoon saale ko tho shaadi karke settle ho jaaneka. Jab Jignesh ke saath roz khelega sab theek ho jaayega.

Last but not the least..Mr. Hagga Seth

Reporter: Noida ke baare mai aapka kya khayal hai?
Seth: Abeey Muje Chod na hai...Chalo Chod the hain
Reporter: But sir
Seth: Abeey Muje Chod na hai...Chalo Chod the hain
Reporter: but Sir
Seth: Abeey Muje Chod na hai...Chalo Chod the hain

PS- I wrote this when I was terribly bored...Agar aachha nahi laga..bhai samaj ke maaf kardiyo..Magar saala Noida ko mat choodo...Wwat lagao saale ka..

Regards,
G for Gowda