Birth day time..pls update urs too....

Boll -----22 jan
paltu ----02 apr
mannu ---22 apr
bachha --22 aug
hagga ---18 aug
jaz -----17 sep
mamu----
DJ------
Happy birth day to you all..hehehehehheeheheh

Project & bench people sorry labours

For Project People:

Kas ke joota Kas ke beltkhons ke andar apni shirtOffice ko chali sawaarikandhon pe hai zimmedari

haath mein notebook man mein dumAaj to CR execute karenge humhar issue se takrayengeMigration k baad hi ghar jayenge hum

Project ka naara jame rahoPM ka ishaara jame rahoProject ka naara jame rahoPM ka ishaara jame raho

ye sote bhee hain attentionTesting karne ki hai tensionmehnat inko pyari haiekdum aagyakari hain

ye Coffee par hi jeete hainye sirf sutta peete hainbewaqt sote bewaqt khatetaan ke seena badhte jate
Project ka naara jame raho...


For Bench People:
yahaan alag andaz haijaise chidta koi saaz haihar kaam ko taala karte hainye din bhar khaali rehte hain

ye hardum socha karte hainye khud se poocha karte hain
kyon project ka naara jame raho...

ye PM ke kabhi ghulam nahininhe kisi baat ka dhyan nahinGirlfriend se milne jaate hainMobile par batiyate hain

ye mails forward karte hainnovels saare padhte haiaur company k discussion forum peye bakar kiya karte hain
Bench ka naara jame raho..

can any body answer_G for gowda

Koiiii Haiiii???

Just want to keep this going....I am not talented enough to write Shayri's.

So here is a quiz.....Please answer who said this to whom??

1-Dikhne me bewada, daudne me ghoda, aur maarne me hathoda hoon main
2-Hum aise laashen bicha denge jaise kisi nanhe munhe bacche ke nunhi se pesaab tapakta hain—tap tap
3-Mere naam hain Heera, chakoo se bullet ko cheera
A bottle of scotch home delivered for anyone who can get all 3 right!!!!
Abhi

bachha again..

KK ka naya gaana ‘Aasmaan ke hain saare tare, hai mera chaand kahan’ hamaare apne shabdon mein doston.


Bewdon ke hain saare thheke, hai mera bar kahan
Aankhein gili zabaan pyaasi, ho kuch to raham khuda
Ho ho ho mera Fosters to dila
Ho ho ho ek milds de pila

Hai do ghunt ki hi pyaas, par hai talab bada
Fefda mera sookh gaya, koi to sutta pila
Bhaukali to de di, ab pennyless hai batua mera
Aaj udhaar de de, kal doonga chuka
Bewdon ke hain saare thheke, hai mera bar kahan
Aankhein gili zabaan pyaasi, ho kuch to raham khuda
Ho ho ho mera Fosters to dila
Ho ho ho ek milds de pila

Kaam ke farz ko hum nibhaye jaate hain
Duniya ke taane sab kuch sahte hain
Bewda, dhaunk-ni bole humko sanam
Sab kuch to hai sun liya, ab to de pilaaaa…….
Ho ho ho mera Fosters to dila
Ho ho ho ek milds de pila

Dil-e-nadan mane ab na, hai zid pe ye adaa
Ek bottle pila de ya phir baat karna kabhi na
Be-company hai mera peena
Fosters dila de phir bhaad mein jaaa…..
Ho ho ho mera Fosters to dila
Ho ho ho ek milds de pila
Ho ho ho tune kab pilaya mat gina


Aage badho, iBar waalon aage badho

Gypsy. They call me ‘Gypsy’, soda with whiskey.

some words of appreciation for bachha

Ye tha
Bachha special kasam se ye padh ke Ghajini ka Aamir yaad aa gaya
Vahi puraane tever
Vahi rang .
kya baat hai bachha…
Derr se aaye per aandhi toofan kii tarah hila diya..
Jiyo…..
Naam hai…
Vishal noida Ranjan….
Karta nahi kabhi manjan……
Lagata hai baal me anjannnn…
Popular hai vidayapeeth me jan jan…
mamba
Trahi Trahi Trahi......................Koi itna bhi khali kaise ho sakta hai???? Mai to is Muzaire ko print mar ke ghar pe hi padhunga......warna padhte padhte ghar jane ka time ho jayega.
E sala (Sumitwa) doosra khali ..............sab padh lis be.
paltu
mamba ka jawaab paltu ko..
Kaa be thakele..

Itna kaaam na kar…

Kuch apne swasthya kaa bhi khayal rakh pagle..

Are Bhole ye to comedy hai..

Dukh door karne kee remedy hai…

Aab to jha je bhi shaadi ke liye ready hai…

Per paas nahi unke lady hai…

Bachha ka favrit slim shady hai…

Bajpai ko aab pasand taddy hai…

Abe car kii chabhi kise dedi hai…

Mitya aab chadne vala bali ki bedi hai..

Bas aur kuch isme jodo dosto…

mamba

Waah Noida Waah....Kya Jhakas likhi hai.Saala raat ko 4AM pe Pad Raha hoon
..Majaa Aa gaya..
.Musibat mein sharifon ki, Sharafat kam nahi hoti !
Sona tukde kyon na ho jaye, Kimat kam nahi hoti

goda

bachha ka hilarious style again

Bhaiyon! Bahut dinon ke baad likh rahe hain isliye maaf kijiyega gustaakhi ke liye.
Yeh jo paigaam hai...woh gaanon mein banyaan (not baniyaan) hai.
Gaate gaate padhiyega..


(Sunsaan raat thhi par iBar mein chehel-pehel thhi. JayZ ne entry mara. Woh baarish mein thode geele ho chuke thhe)

JayZ: Aye bachcha chal daru la, aye bachcha chal daru la. Bhai pepsi soda kam thoda pani bhi la.
Noida: Sutta jalaile jaldi se piya, maachiswa kiske paas hai?
Sumitwa: Paisa jab haath aayega, sutta bhi aa jayega, daru bhi aa jayega, pehle paisa.
JayZ: Cash mere purse mein hai, jacket ki jeb mein.

(Paul, feeling guilty)
Paul: Bill bada, mera bill bada. Main road pe hun, tu hi pila.
Noida: Raat thakeli hai. Hogi jeb dheeli.

(Then gowda comes with a 3.5 Rs full-cream milk packet)
Gowda: Ek garam chai ki pyali ho. Bajpai pilane wali ho.

(Then DJ comes)
DJ: O main nikla, CBZ le ke. O raste pe, Hoysala bar aaya, main 2 beer le aaya.
Noida: Chalo dildar chalo, Hoysala bar chalo...
Bajpai: Hum bhi taiyaar chalo...

(Noida ko dekh ke Hoysala bar wala)
Bar Dude: Salaam seth, salaam seth. Is baar kaun si bottle seth?
Noida: Jo tumko ho pasand wahi is baar piyenge. Tum Fosters do to fosters mein hi raat kaatenge.
Bajpai: Maine dekhe hain kayi dude duniya mein. Arre O bachcha tu badi katili.
Bar Dude: Sama hai suhana suhana, ek doosre ko hai pilana. Beer se nahin chalega, ye lo Royal Stag 2 saal purana.

(Then we come to the mixture shaap)
Bajpai: Aajkal kaun sa sutta chal raha hai....
Shaap dude: Humko hai malum tum milds wala hai

(Bajpai sutta jalate hue)
Bajpai: Jiya jale, phephda jale, nainon tale, sina kaundhe. Bachcha sala seena kaundhe.
Noida: Jab bhi sutta jalta hai, main jalta hun.

(iBar mein when everything is set)
Gowda: iBar mein jab bhi daru ka table, sajta hai.... Aadhi raat ke baad...
Do chor nikalte hain... Sutta ko churane ko..
Ek Noida ek JayZ, ek Noida ek JayZ....
DJ: Zamaane ke dekhe hain chor hazaar, nahin koi baraabar Noida ke...

(Koi ni. Sab baith gaye peene ke liye)
DJ: Do ghoont mujhe bhi pila de haraami, dekh phir hota hai kya.
Gowda: Yeh jawaani hai deewani, Bajpai meri rani chai bana de rani
Sumitwa: Ya DJ ki suno iBar waalon, ya mujhko ek peg bana ke de do.
Main hun bahaut hi thhak chuka, mujhe neend aayegi mujhe sone do.
Bajpai: Kya karein kya na karein yeh kaisi mushkil haaye
Peg banayein ya chai banayein, koi to bataye

(Koi ni. Daaru bani chai ke baad aur sab ne peena shuru kar diya)
Sumitwa: Purani jeans aur sitar. Muhalle ki woh maal aur uska yaar.
Woh raaton ko jaagna, IIT phodne ka thha bukhaar
Woh sutta peena gali mein ja ke, maar khana papa se har baar
Woh J.K. Temple pe jana, mangna bhagwaan se good luck ek baar
Bajpai: Aaj purani yaadon se, koi mujhe sharamsaar na kare
IIT ke sisakte geet na de, Gullo ki koi yaad na de
Gaddi chalana nahin aata, koi bhi humko car na de

(Then JayZ stands up and shouts)
Jayz: Kya tumne kabhi kisi se pyaar kiya?
(Chorus): Illa...
JayZ: Kabhi kisi ko dil diya?
(Chorus): Beda...
JayZ: Maine hai diya...la la la la...la la la la
Dhalti umar ke naujawaanon... bill chukana o deewano
Maine pyaar karke mobile bill paya, balance ganwaya
Bajpai: O jhaji jhaji re, jhaji jhaji
Aa daru pee, reh na jayegi koi bhi peg yahan baaki
Noida: Haye yeh jo mohabbat hai... yeh unka hai kaam
Salary jisko dhaanshu, mile har quarter inaam

(DJ sabka next peg banate hue)
JayZ: Thanda thanda paani
Noida: Ek uncha lamba kad, dooja chauda bhi tu had, teeza daru ke saath leta paani
Sumitwa: Hey Mr DJ, jaldi bana de next peg, else I will start with some PJ

(Peene ke baad sab gaate hue, verandah mein)

Bar hamein kis mod pe mil gaya,
Ki jee kare hai...koi to pilaye ek pauaa...
Raat mein jab bhi daaru kam pad jaaye,
Bike nikle aur brigade ka round mara jaye,
Nashe mien sab road race lagaate hain,
Ghar aa kar sutta mar ke so jaate hain...



Bhai ab dimaag kaam karna band kar dis. Isko continue kar ke likhenge ab agle saal

mamba ka jawab

Aab koi bhari samman uthane kii jaroorat humko nahi hai..

Kahi bhi ghar shift karna ho Bangalore me to..

Ekdum nai accent hai aapke paas humesha…Bajpai movers and packers…..contact for any logistic problems….kaafi kifayti daamo me….sirf ek sutta aur chai….

Jagah kii koi problem nahi hai….sune hai usme wardrobe tak ja sakti hai..itno badi dikki hai ..sahi hai..

Dhanya vaad….aur congratulations…..

See you gays in the evening…

So whats program…..